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-asthma, although it's very infrequent now compared to when I was younger.
-itchy/painful scalp sometimes
-inside of my nose gets really really dry, and is often painful to one degree or another most times of the day.
 
When I was young my doctors thought I had ADD, I also was afraid of everything and would have panic attacks all the time at that age. I'm currently 15, this all happened when I was 9 up until I was 12. It was a weird time in my life.
 
whenever i don't have sex on a continuous basis i become a minuteman the next time, revolutionary america be proud.
 
I've had Type 1 Diabetes for over 4 years as of the beginning of the month. That stem cell research can't work fast enough! I wanna eat tons of food in one sitting again, my metabolism's great now. :( That and stabbing myself 6 times (minimum) daily sucks :(
 
rheumatic arthritis. My old man's had it since he was 20, too. Sucks, but I'm pretty good at ignoring it these days.

asshole pediatrician screwed up my ear tubes when I was 5, too, and my hearing's been mildly damaged ever since -- if background noise levels are too high, I can't make anything out.
 
my big toes on both feet slant inward. Kinda wierd looking. Only real drawback now though is that i have to either wear wide shoes, or deal with my shoes being a little tight. My dad has the same problem, but since he's older its much worse on him and his big toe actually overlaps the rest of his toes now and causes some pain and discomfort. I'll probably be the same way when im his age.
 
I've got a little GURD going on too. Meds cleaned that up right away though. Thankfully.

I don't make Norepinephrine and Dopamine (adrenal hormones) very well anymore, probably due to all the ephedrine I used to take. So I'm basically an extremely positive thinking clinically depressed person. :D I just go through times when I have very little energy.

Suffer from some exercise induced hemorroids. Got them from squating and deadlifting too much weight I guess. But if I eat a low fat diet I never have to worry about them. But if I pound back some pizza and wings, well I pay for it the next couple of days.
My apologies to all the visual thinkers out there.

Chronic shin splints. Extremely painful. I've had them for about 8 years now. Got them playing college ball. Freakin coach making us run 10kms a day for 3 weeks before practice. I should be able to sue him. Ended my basketball career very quickly.

Other than that I'm doing pretty good.
 
madara said:
Multiple Sclerosis: electric shocks, numbness, odd sensations, extreme fatique, memory issues, brain fog, chronic pain, mobility issues, vision blurs,varies organ function issues, learn disabilities.
Gastroparesis
Gastritsis
Prostatitis
IBS
Servere GERD(barely controlled by 80mg Nexium day)
Allegeries/Hayfever

I been getting dizzy and faint alot, so I waiting on test results on anemia and thyroid.

What I win? Tell me a 3-story house!!! :)

You forgot "the ability to type proper English." VERBS ARE FUN

I don't really have any disabilities, but I sweat buckshot. I run my air conditioner in my car all winter long. I'm not huge either (5'9", 180), the sweating is something I inherited from my dad.
 
I'm blind in my right eye. When I was four years old, I shot a bow and arrow at a tired, and it somehow hit the tire, bounced back and hit me. I don't remember much of it, and it doesn't really make sense to me with physics and all, but it happened, and I lost vision in my right eye. I've like almost my whole life like that though so I'm at no real disadvantage.
 
I have scoliosis, which is not good if your biggest love in life involves sitting on a bench for 2 hours (I mean the piano, dummy). I'm also chronically underweight. I lost 7 pounds this week due to a wisdom tooth extraction, and I could really feel it - it seriously weakened me. I'm 6'0 and currently 126 lb. If I got really sick it could go downhill fast.
 
I have a pterygium in one eye (it's a benign growth that extends from the inside of your eye towards your pupil) from like, 15 years of tennis almost every day. Constant sun exposure is one of the main causes.

My large toenail also fell off countless times from tennis (yuck), but it's okay now. I have constant callouses on my feet and hands though.

And seasonal hayfever (usually only lasts a couple of weeks during spring and fall)
 
Bipolar/Manic-depression. I also have sleeping problems, I always toss and turn in bed for at least 3-5 hours every night when trying to sleep. :x Probably going to try getting back on sleeping medication.
 
My left eye does not move to the left if I look in that direction :D the muscles were never developed before I was born and so I can't look in that direction. My right eye has no problem, so sometimes people give me funny looks because I have one eye looking to the left and the other one looking straight ahead.
 
Really bad circulation! It's a genetic disorder, but I forgot what the name was. In the winter time my hands and feets get super cold; you can see all the veins under the skin, and it hurts/is hard to move my fingers and such!

I also have mild insomia.
 
I have a lazy eye. My vision in my left eye was over 200 when I was 4, and yet, they would have never guessed it cause I could hit a baseball so well.
 
While I don't have it, osteogenesis imperfecti (or OI as it's normally referred to) funs in my family. It's caused my dad lots of problems in his life.

The disease makes your bones brittle and screws up your connective tissue. He's broken many of his bones multiple times, and between his two knees he's had 7 surgeries, the last of which he was told he'd never walk again after. He walks fine, as he never listened to his doctors. He's also got a piece of wire permanently tied into his kneecap, and it's basically holding the thing together. Doctors told him his kneecap would fall apart if they took the wire out.

The disease also affects him in other ways. Over the past 12 years or so, he's torn both of his achilles tendons multiple times, and needless to say they never fully heal correctly afterwards. He's also been getting steadily deaffer(sp?) since around the time I was born, and he's now mostly deaf in both ears. The deafness doesn't seem to have any signs of stopping, and doctors have told him they can't really do surgery on his ears because it would cause those little bones in his ear to dissolve, and would render him completely and permantely deaf.

If this sounds familiar to anyone, it's the disease Samuel Jackson's character has in Unbreakable (the kids, they called me Mr. Glass!)
 
Very weird eyesight. Very good actually. Until I try to focus on something, such as looking for a detail in something...then my vision gets fucked for the next 20 or so seconds

I'm pretty sure I have some Adult ADD going on

Might as well add some mild depression to that

mild insomnia

random and infrequent cases of severe insomia

"Chronic procrastination"? Sure...I'll take two
 
Obesity.
A ton of ear problems (scar tissue on my right drum, tinitis, lots of fluid draining, hearing loss, etc).
Legally blind in both eyes, plus astigmatism.
Fucked up teeth (a few are all crooked).
I'm missing a bone in my left foot.
 
Bad eye sight - I use contact lenses
I don't hear well, 20-25% less well to be exact - Thanks a lot night clubs and headphones
My legs hurt 24/7 and I simply don't care anymore - my muscles are too short for my height or something and the surgery could get me crippled so thanks but no thanks,
 
I herniated my L4 disc (in my back) during my late 20s, causing chronic pain when I'm not in good shape.

I also suffered from panic attacks around the same time. "Feeling much better now" after therapy and some prescriptions.

Chronic migranes, also held at bay by drugs.
 
i have a sac of like, sperm in my ball sack area. it's like latched to my left nut. i'm pretty proud of it.


and i am FAT.

and i am addicted to death from above 1979. and titties.
 
demi said:
Inability to find pussy.
I thought you knew who Jotaro was? :P j/k i love Jotaro

I'm lazy and up until a few weeks ago I was fat, but I've lost like 20 pounds in a few weeks. Yay!

Edit: and I think about sex all the time.
 
I may aswell add...

I forgot the name, but it's hypocontriact or something, I always think I have something when I don't at times, not always though.
I'm quite obbsessive at times, not with people or anything, but with my own activities, I have to make sure everything is fine and I have to wash myself and get ready thoroughly. It's a very long process.
Sometimes when I get really nervous, I'm unable to speak but other than that, my nerves are fine.
I broke my left arm when I was a kid, and they f*cked up the operation twice and now it's not as flexible as the other, and when I bend it, it hurts. I can't do press-ups now because of the sheer pain, or lift weights very good.
 
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Ancestor_of_Erdrick said:
You forgot "the ability to type proper English." VERBS ARE FUN

I don't really have any disabilities, but I sweat buckshot. I run my air conditioner in my car all winter long. I'm not huge either (5'9", 180), the sweating is something I inherited from my dad.


Thanks for showing "not getting it unless I have it syndrome", and look under learning disabilities. What exactly do you think a wade of lesions would do in the brain? :lol
 
madara said:
Thanks for showing "not getting unless I have it syndrome", and look under learning disabilities. What exactly do you think a wade of lesions would do in the brain? :lol

:lol You crack me up.
 
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