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PoliGAF 2016 |OT15| Orange is the New Black

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Emarv

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Exciting rally. Like a greatest hits of this election
Real talk. Has there ever been such a celebratory moment before an election? They know this is over and it's like a season finale to defeating the villain and going off into the next chapter with pride.
 

TyrantII

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Republicans are very fortunate FLOTUS has no aspirations for public office

She's got no patience for our shit though.  I don't blame her.

She'd rip the beltway apart, and they'd hate her for it.  They'd turn on her like Hillary, but 1000 times worse.

Her and Barack would probably have the charm to stick it to then and shake it off though.
 

sazzy

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SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

5AM: Kev wakes up, does 500 lbs benchpresses for one hour
6AM: Kev eats 40 raw eggs, which will be enough protein for one hour
6:15AM: Kev gets on line to vote. Huge line as Blacks for Trump contingent has the line around the block. Kev gets a little worried.
7:45AM: Kev finally votes. Pollworkers stare at him evilly. One lady behind the desk comments that, "Doesn't seem like any democrats have voted for Hillary at all."
7:46AM: refresh gaf
7:47AM: Kev checks Votecastr which already shows hillary down by 900% in every state
7:48AM: Kev refreshes gaf again to see cartoon_soldier has already posted this and is worried
7:49AM: FUCK
8:10AM: Kev is at work nervously refreshing gaf.
Every minute from now until 6PM: some variant of "I have a bad feeling about this" / "turnout in Republican XXX county is up HUGE!!!" posted on Twitter/GAF / "Look at this VOTECASTR result!"
6:00PM: Liberals throwing up into the toilet and flushing simultaneously causes earth to spin off its axis slightly
7:00PM: Iowa is called immediately. Brian Williams says, "This is not how the Clinton campaign wanted to start the night."

Only 40 eggs in 15 minutes?

weak,,
 

Joeytj

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Lol, Obama loves to poke Trump with the "they don't even trust him to tweet" line. big cackles from the audience on that one.
 
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