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[Mau ®]

!

Clearly she failed cuz that song is trashé.

Unlike Coldplay's magnifiqué discography.

 

[Leona Lewis]

Listening to Coldplay.

Man, your faves could never :,)

read

 

[Coolluck]

BBHMM being successful is what is wrong with Pop music these days. Rihanna's producers remember they need to do a couple of passes on her vocals, right?

 

[Vazra]

BBHMM being successful is what is wrong with Pop music these days. Rihanna's producers remember they need to do a couple of passes on her vocals, right?

Drag it

 

[Leona Lewis]

hey little boy

i've got some candy for ya

 

[twobear]

Listening to Coldplay.

Man, your faves could never :,)

and thank god, jesus, and every fucking angel for that

hey little boy


i've got some candy for ya

god. it's literally unfair that guys can be this hot. let me just kill myself tbqh

 

[Vazra]

hey little boy


i've got some candy for ya

I dont have candy for Nick but I have dick.

 

[cory64]

Those pants are skintight and yet there's nothing there

 

[You Know Nothing]

Those pants are skintight and yet there's nothing there

End it.

 

[twobear]

smdh you're really all going to lust after ed sheeran just because of a bulge but you're going to turn down nick jonas who is literally almost too hot for me to function properly just bc you can't see some gigantic dick in his pants

 

[You Know Nothing]

smdh you're really all going to lust after ed sheeran just because of a bulge but you're going to turn down nick jonas who is literally almost too hot for me to function properly just bc you can't see some gigantic dick in his pants

Who the fuck was lusting after the ginger English troll? A big dick can't fix a face like that.

Name and shame.

 

[Vazra]

smdh you're really all going to lust after ed sheeran just because of a bulge but you're going to turn down nick jonas who is literally almost too hot for me to function properly just bc you can't see some gigantic dick in his pants

Ehhh how is this thirsting?

 

[cory64]

Hopping on the Sugar remix might be the first thing I'm not 100% on board with Onika doing, but she turned it out regardless.

 

[Mau ®]

Ed Sheeran's album is superior to Jonas.

You can tell he has a good heart by listening to it and that's what matters in the end, no?

 

[rhandino]

Ed Sheeran's album is superior to Jonas.

You can tell he has a good heart by listening to it and that's what matters in the end, no?

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

"X" was a pleasant surprise tbh

 

[Leona Lewis]

smdh you're really all going to lust after ed sheeran just because of a bulge but you're going to turn down nick jonas who is literally almost too hot for me to function properly just bc you can't see some gigantic dick in his pants

drag

Meanwhile, in the land of former Leona husbandos, superior brother Joe Jonas last week:

I think gerl on the left says it all.

The curse is real. Why do all my Pocket Idols end up becoming such Shreks?

Kris Allen
Joe Jonas

I won't reveal my current infatuation for fear of jinxing ha flawless punum, corpus, and anal cavity~

 

[Souldriver]

Ehhh how is this thirsting?

Holy shit, this gif. I mean, you can actually see she is either completely melting down or so hard on medication against meltdowns that she has no fucking clue what's going on.

 

[Soulscribe]

smdh you're really all going to lust after ed sheeran just because of a bulge but you're going to turn down nick jonas who is literally almost too hot for me to function properly just bc you can't see some gigantic dick in his pants

Nick Jonas could have negative peen for all I care, I'd still make it work.

That cover photo is STUNNING

 

[rhandino]

Holy shit, this gif. I mean, you can actually see she is either completely melting down or so hard on medication against meltdowns that she has no fucking clue what's going on.

 

[cory64]

Think I can handle that
animal in the sack




Blank Space tried it.

 

[twobear]

You can tell he has a good heart by listening to it and that's what matters in the end, no?

no.

 

[Vazra]

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

smdh you're really all going to lust after ed sheeran just because of a bulge but you're going to turn down nick jonas who is literally almost too hot for me to function properly just bc you can't see some gigantic dick in his pants

But... looks fade... Big dicks are forever. Shame on you all for being petty, shallow, stereotypical gays. I thought y'all were better than that!

 

[Mau ®]

no.

Horrible.

I hope you find true love in the end though

 

[Mau ®]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

"X" was a pleasant surprise tbh

Right?

I'm kinda pressed I avoided it for so long.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Think I can handle that
animal in the sack




Blank Space tried it.

Sarah Jessica Parker served in that video.

 

[Souldriver]

Think I can handle that
animal in the sack




Blank Space tried it.

Blank Space shits all over Radar. Radar literally sounds annoying. Like it's coming from a clock radio. All the high pitched noises, combined with a shrill sounding Brit. If the song was like an octave lower it could be great.

 

[Leona Lewis]

gerl my thread needs a PHOENIX DOWN

halp

 

[You Know Nothing]

Blank Space shits all over Radar. Radar literally sounds annoying. Like it's coming from a clock radio. All the high pitched noises, combined with a shrill sounding Brit. If the song was like an octave lower it could be great.

I always hear "amaretta" whenever she sings "on my radar" and I'll never not hear it.

 

[Matt_]

Turn up to Rihanna while the whole club fuckin' wasted
Every time I drive by, I'm the only thing you're playin'
In a drop top, doin' hundred, y'all in my rearview mirror racin'
Where y'all at? Where y'all at? Where y'all at?
Like brrap, brrap, brrap

let this kick off my friday night

 

[Floridian]

1 Rihanna - Bitch Better Have My Money 1.0000 0.0000
2 Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk (feat. Bruno Mars) 0.4700 1.0000

 

[rhandino]

#1 United States
#1 Antigua and Barbuda
#1 Argentina
#1 Armenia
#1 Azerbaijan
#1 Brazil
#1 Bulgaria
#1 Canada
#1 Czech Republic
#1 Dominican Republic
#1 Finland
#1 France
#1 Greece
#1 Grenada
#1 Israel
#1 Mozambique
#1 New Zealand
#1 Nigeria
#1 Philippines
#1 Poland
#1 Romania
#1 Slovakia
#1 South Africa
#1 Sweden
#1 The Bahamas
#1 Trinidad and Tobago
#2 United Kingdom
#2 Cape Verde
#2 Costa Rica
#2 Kenya
#2 Luxembourg
#2 Netherlands
#2 Norway
#2 Peru
#2 Slovenia
#2 Spain
#2 Switzerland
#3 British Virgin Islands
#3 Cayman Islands
#3 Colombia
#3 Estonia
#3 Ireland
#3 Italy
#3 Saint Kitts and Nevis
#4 Chile
#4 Cyprus
#4 Guatemala
#4 Hong Kong
#4 Mexico
#4 Zimbabwe
#5 Denmark
#5 Germany
#5 Hungary
#5 Panama
#6 Portugal
#7 Belgium
#7 Singapore
#8 Australia
#9 Austria
#9 Taiwan

 

[Touchdown]

Mark Asco is done.

 

[Souldriver]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj_TXzXWQyY

Seriously bopping to this mellow disco tune.

 

[Vazra]

gerl my thread needs a PHOENIX DOWN

halp

 

[Bladenic]

Ed Sheeran's album is superior to Jonas.

You can tell he has a good heart by listening to it and that's what matters in the end, no?

No.

 

[3phemeral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj_TXzXWQyY

Seriously bopping to this mellow disco tune.

It's a chill bop but her vocals ruin in.

 

[Vazra]

Zayn's new music to be sexual and slowed down

Despite only announcing his decision to depart from One Direction days ago, it seems Zayn Malik is already establishing his future as a solo recording artist.

Just 48 hours after the news broke the Bradbord-born pop star wouldn't be rejoining band mates Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Liam Payne on their On The Road Again world tour after being initially signed off with stress - Mr Malik has already been spotted arriving at a North London recording studio.

And an inside source has revealed exclusively to Now that the 22-year-old is channeling all his energy into a new direction.

'Zayn has a clear vision for the music he wants to create, and the direction he wants to take his career in,' our source tells us. 'He's been writing for a while now during his downtime on tour and has already recorded two tracks this week alone.

'The music he's making is completely different to anything One Direction have ever done before, it's very slowed down R&B and quite sexual. It's going to blow fans' minds.'

WOW! Um, our mind is already blown at the thought of his tbh.

Although that's all we know so far, the man behind Mr Malik's new plan is his pal Naughty Boy who's alleged to be producing his solo efforts.

The musician, songwriter and producer - who's previously worked with Cheryl, Leona Lewis and Jennifer Hudson and Sam Smith - has enjoyed many studio sessions with the Bradford bad boi before. And with the pair in full creative control, we can't wait to hear what heavenly magic they come up with.

Pack it up Nick.

 

[Aguila]

Yes. The pop scene needs more Testosterone.

 

[Floridian]

Zayn's Robin Thicke era is coming

 

[Vazra]

Raven says she's from every continent in Africa

She needs to drop that album asap.

 

[Mau ®]

Country Radio has been playing Wildest Dreams.

It better the next single!

 

[Floridian]

Raven says she's from every continent in Africa

She needs to drop that album asap.

You mean the album that no one is even going to buy?

 

[Vazra]

You mean the album that no one is even going to buy?

Yup. With the stuff she is saying lately I wanna see what else would happen.

 

[rhandino]

Yes. The pop scene needs more Testosterone.

I c u

 

[Mau ®]

It's by Diplo. It should be a bop.

Spoiler

Then again his stuff from Rebel Heart excluding Living For Love was trashé

 

[You Know Nothing]

Raven says she's from every continent in Africa

She needs to drop that album asap.

She really is so uneducated. When will Beyoncé?

 

[Souldriver]

It's a chill bop but her vocals ruin in.

Most of the time Madonna's vocals are the weakest part of the songs.

She has several distinct "tones", and I like a few, but others are grating. On Beautiful Scars her voice is weak, thin and autotune ridden. But it doesn't ruin the song luckily.

 

[Soulscribe]

Madonna's tone at her best is in songs like Frozen or even Masterpiece (very underrated song IMO). At her worst it's in songs like Unapologetic Bitch where she sounds way too paper thin.

 

[Souldriver]

Madonna's tone at her best is in songs like Frozen or even Masterpiece (very underrated song IMO). At her worst it's in songs like Unapologetic Bitch where she sounds way too paper thin.

Yes, Madonna's voice is at its best when she sounds like a mother singing/humming a lullaby to her baby. Then it is warm, clear and beautiful, and you can hear that she does have decent vocal abilities.


This kind of singing is most present on Ray of Light; on songs like Frozen (like you said), Substitute for Love, To Have not to Hold, Skin, ...