Once upon a time, I lived here and a friend lived there.
X marks the spot, where constructions were to take place. A plaza, we thought.
X marks the spot close to where something was about to detonate.
*Kaboooom*
A frickin' boulder flies all the way from x to friend's apartment's roof, smashing through it into the bathroom, hitting the shower's wall, and finally forming a crater in the bathtub, a few (feet?) from where my friend was peacefully washing his face in preparation for a bright school day.
"Beep beep" was the sound my friend made, running to the leasing office. Some guy from there comes in.
"Holy SHIfT!!!!" He exclaimed. " 'insert random assistant's name', come here quick".
Assistant steps in. "OMG WTF??" he screamed. "Are you ok?"
The end. True story.