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darrylgorn said:
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You assholes better not track me from this 😂
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How's the traffic in 2089?
 
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dr_octagon said:
ÆMNE22A!C ÆMNE22A!C My crane operator says I'm almost as handsome as you. I'll post some pics when I get winched up in the morning.
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You showed me to your crane operator? Lmao dope. The 29 or 39yr version? =P

Yeah man go for it ! 😏😁

Btw thanks for calling me handsome more or less. I'm very insecure you know
 
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dr_octagon

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22•22 said:
You showed me to your crane operator? Lmao dope. The 29 or 39yr version? =P

Yeah man go for it ! 😏😁

Btw thanks for calling me handsome more or less. I'm very insecure you know
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Take it as a compliment, everyone should strive to be less insecure about themselves (easier said than done ofc).

There is actually objective level of beauty for men and women. I think Da Vinci or an Italian like GymWolf GymWolf modelled a face mask.

Similar to symmetry, golden ratio etc. you see in buildings and nature.
 
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dr_octagon said:
Take it as a compliment, everyone should strive to be less insecure about themselves (easier said than done ofc).

There is actually objective level of beauty for men and women. I think Da Vinci or an Italian like GymWolf GymWolf modelled a face mask.

Similar to symmetry, golden ratio etc. you see in buildings and nature.
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I have to deal with severe Body dysmorphia around my stomach so I will never dare or feel comfortable swimming for instance. Fucked me up big time. What if a future GF wants to swim etc? SmH funny thing. None of my GF's or dates cared. It's in my head Its so bad I only watch single girl porn to evade the confrontation. Fml
Long complex story nvm sorry
 
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poodaddy

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22•22 said:
I have to deal with severe Body dysmorphia around my stomach so I will never dare or feel comfortable swimming for instance. Fucked me up big time. What if a future GF wants to swim etc? SmH funny thing. None of my GF's or dates cared. It's in my head Its so bad I only watch single girl porn to evade the confrontation. Fml
Long complex story nvm sorry
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Hey man, I got scars all over my body from various surgeries throughout my life. I get it man, won't take my shirt off around anyone as a result. My wife says it's not that bad, but every time I see myself in the mirror I literally feel ill and ashamed. As a result I try not to allow myself to be photographed very often, as I always feel I ruin all photos. I've got thousands of pics of my daughter and wife though, they're gorgeous and perfect.

For what it's worth, you're an extremely handsome guy, seriously. Get off gaf and go get a modeling contract or something lol.
 
darrylgorn

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22•22 said:
I have to deal with severe Body dysmorphia around my stomach so I will never dare or feel comfortable swimming for instance. Fucked me up big time. What if a future GF wants to swim etc? SmH funny thing. None of my GF's or dates cared. It's in my head Its so bad I only watch single girl porn to evade the confrontation. Fml
Long complex story nvm sorry
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I can relate. Always get in that workout but it also helps to know women aren't nearly as critical about body fat as we are.
 
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darrylgorn said:
I can relate. Always get in that workout but it also helps to know women aren't nearly as critical about body fat as we are.
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The latter is true. In hindsight I think I "missed" a lot of contact with woman because I looked to "intimidated" (wrong word) so they didn't even try to approach me. So yeah good to know Its no biggie having some fat around your bones! -)
 
GymWolf

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darrylgorn said:
I can relate. Always get in that workout but it also helps to know women aren't nearly as critical about body fat as we are.
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What? Men would fuck everything with a pussy, in my experience women are way more critical than men when it comes to fat, i had to start diet and body building to start fucking good looking women because being funny but fat wasnt enough.

The women who say they love dad bod are the same women who lick nutella out of a muscly strippers during the international woman day when they go out having fun, majority of them just lie through their teeths to not look superficial.

Meny men on the other hand really have a knack for thick\kinda fat women.

Maybe sicilian women are just extra superficial :lollipop_squinting:
 
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GymWolf said:
What? Men would fuck everything with a pussy, in my experience women are way more critical than men when it comes to fat, i had to start diet and body building to start fucking good looking women because being funny but fat wasnt enough.

The women who say they love dad bod are the same women who lick nutella out of a muscly strippers during the international woman day when they go out having fun, majority of them just lie through their teeths to not look superficial.

Meny men on the other hand really have a knack for thick\kinda fat women.

Maybe sicilian women are just extra superficial :lollipop_squinting:
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Met many fine woman that dislikes that ripped look. Most only wanted their partner semi fit with a bit of definition.

Some like ripped guys
Some like ultra bulky with high fat%
Some like "normal" bodies

But looking fit with some definition is what the bulk of woman look for I would guess
 
GymWolf

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22•22 said:
Met many fine woman that dislikes that ripped look. Most only wanted their partner semi fit with a bit of definition.

Some like ripped guys
Some like ultra bulky with high fat%
Some like "normal" bodies

But looking fit with some definition is what the bulk of woman look for I would guess
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Semi fit with a bit of definition is still light years away from fatty or dad bod.
 
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We've had a lot of not so nice people here a year ago so it's not suprising the ladies or like nah I'll pass.. pretty understandable
 
darrylgorn

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GymWolf said:
What? Men would fuck everything with a pussy, in my experience women are way more critical than men when it comes to fat, i had to start diet and body building to start fucking good looking women because being funny but fat wasnt enough.
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Could be on a gradient, but my experience is that abs are a waste of time.

Once I had a decent chest to waist ratio, I stopped and maintained that and focused more on texting and talking.

To your point about fucking large women - if the guy isn't legitimately into it, I think it's less about all guys instinctively having low standards and more about resigning themselves.

I've had some great lays but also some days where I've felt shitty as hell because I gave in knowing I've had much better.

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder sometimes..
 
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GymWolf

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darrylgorn said:
Could be on a gradient, but my experience is that abs are a waste of time.

Once I had a decent chest to waist ratio, I stopped and maintained that and focused more on texting and talking.

To your point about fucking large women - if the guy isn't legitimately into it, I think it's less about all guys instinctively having low standards and more about resigning themselves.

I've had some great lays but also some days where I've felt shitty as hell because I gave in knowing I've had much better.

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder sometimes..
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Sometimes sure, but there is a reason if canonical beauty haven't changed at all.
 
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