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How old are you here? 13?

 

[highrider]

Alright, breaking my own rule, but only because this photo is so blurry and from so long ago that it's low risk.

My edgy loser self from over a decade ago:

The Jonas brother that said fuck your band.

 

[teezzy]

Fuck y'all

 

[obin_gam]

At a whiskey festival with my brother (middle) and brother inlaw (right)

 

[Ornlu]

Fuck y'all

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Fellow MI bro? What part of the state? (west coast best coast btw)

 

[Cunth]

who wants a dick pic? i finally got the perfect angle

 

[Ornlu]

who wants a dick pic? i finally got the perfect angle

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[teezzy]

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Fellow MI bro? What part of the state? (west coast best coast btw)

Just outside of Detroit

 

[nush]

who wants a dick pic? i finally got the perfect angle

I found the best way to get a decent angle on a dick pic is to have a girl your about to have sex with to take the picture for you. All you got to do it hand over your phone and say take a pic of this magnificent bastard! They'll usually take some time to find the perfect angle using their female gaze which is great for you as you know it's what the chicks really want to see in a high quality dick pic. Then next time when you're slinging your salami pic everywhere on Tinder your mighty maggot has a better time of luring in a quality catch.

Anyway if you don't have a girl to take the pic for you I suppose you could ask a family member to help you out like your dad or even an aunt at a push.

 

[Ornlu]

Just outside of Detroit

Right on. I'm a west sider now, but grew up in Inkster.

 

[teezzy]

Right on. I'm a west sider now, but grew up in Inkster.

Without disclosing too much, I'm less than 5 miles away from your hometown lol. I love it here.

 

[Ornlu]

Without disclosing too much, I'm less than 5 miles away from your hometown lol. I love it here.

Is it sad that I know the metro area well enough that I could probably guess which town just from the street + sidewalk + houses in the pic?

 

[teezzy]

Is it sad that I know the metro area well enough that I could probably guess which town just from the street + sidewalk + houses in the pic?

Its kinda like redford but with more falafel

 

[GeorgPrime]

Hmmm maybe i upload ine too if it works

 

[kingbean]

The face of a modern day essential employee.

 

[bronk]

 

[Meicyn]

I know I did some autistic screeching in that Resetera thread, but I promise I'm pretty chill these days!

Pic of me meeting my godson at an airport...

Waiting in the parking lot prior to whitewater rafting at the Ocoee River...

 

[Prison Mike]

Topless n drunk fuckin lockdown

 

[GymWolf]

I know I did some autistic screeching in that Resetera thread, but I promise I'm pretty chill these days!

Pic of me meeting my godson at an airport...

Waiting in the parking lot prior to whitewater rafting at the Ocoee River...

in the second photo you look a little bit like ryan reynolds when he smiles.

 

[Andahe]

My avatar is me

 

[Meicyn]

in the second photo you look a little bit like ryan reynolds when he smiles.

Thanks man~

 

[GymWolf]

Thanks man~

 

[Melon]

WHY AM I JUST NOW SEEING THIS OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD I LOVE IT.

 

[GymWolf]

i think the gif would be better without the second frame where you have closed eyes, just the frames with and without the glasses without the middle one.
when i saw it for the first time i immediately thought about my name is earl

 

[Melon]

I look like a lion with this mess of hair but that's aight.

 

[John Day]

There we go! Cheers!

 

[Thing on a Spring]

Taking this opportunity to grow a beard since I normally have to be clean shaven for work, else my mask doesn't get a proper seal on my face. Behold!

 

[AlteredForms]

There we go! Cheers!

There's people having an argument in them lenses .

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

>me two years ago when I was trying to get laid with Nintendo Gamer Girls

 

[Papa]

I look like a lion with this mess of hair but that's aight.

Melon Exotic

 

[John Day]

There's people having an argument in them lenses .

Most probably the case, given the place!

 

[and 3 others]

Edit. My stupid phone

 

[and 3 others]

There we go! Cheers!

 

[rofif]

I'm a fkin santa. Be nice kids

 

[Hideous Snake]

I look like a lion with this mess of hair but that's aight.

You need the bf to hold you like simba now and it'll be perfect!

There we go! Cheers!

Johnny boy looking fresh as a mothafucka!

 

[Hideous Snake]

Taking this opportunity to grow a beard since I normally have to be clean shaven for work, else my mask doesn't get a proper seal on my face. Behold!

Okay thats definitely NOT how I imagined you. I imagined a typical alcoholic brit that is addicted to top gear. Looking good my man!

 

[Thing on a Spring]

Okay thats definitely NOT how I imagined you. I imagined a typical alcoholic brit that is addicted to top gear. Looking good my man!

Cheers bud. You got the alcoholic part right

 

[hariseldon]

This is what I go to the supermarket in. Home-made mask, goggles ordered from Amazon and cork hat bought in Portugal years ago.

 

[Papa]

This is what I go to the supermarket in. Home-made mask, goggles ordered from Amazon and cork hat bought in Portugal years ago.

Damn it, Haris, you're such a tease

 

[Hideous Snake]

This is what I go to the supermarket in. Home-made mask, goggles ordered from Amazon and cork hat bought in Portugal years ago.

If it was me or a black dude, they'll immediately call the police as soon as I step in the supermarket

 

[Sakura Doritos]

I look like a lion with this mess of hair but that's aight.

Molly Ringwald ain't got shit on your 80's look, girl.

 

[plushyp]

Taking this opportunity to grow a beard since I normally have to be clean shaven for work, else my mask doesn't get a proper seal on my face. Behold!

You remind me of a sad Jamie Dornan:

 

[Stouffers]

'Sup

 

[Meicyn]

Another picture with the godson, plus some advertisement.

 

[pixelation]

Edit: Whoa that pic was huge.

 

[pixelation]

I give up, I selected the one size for forums... *shrugs*

 

[GymWolf]

Pixelation seems ready for some gritty martial art movie like the raid

 

[nikolino840]

Always upload failed...Is a Sign?

 

[Rien]

I look like a lion with this mess of hair but that's aight.

Very pretty!

 

[highrider]

I am baking off a Subaru WRX I just painted. Side job. Pretty much deadsville work wise.