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Probably amazingly old, but these are now my favorite lyrics ever.

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RedDwarf

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Man oh man, I just listened to this song twice and could stop laughing. :lol
Is there really someone in the World that thought this song was sexy?

R Kelly: "Sex In The Kitchen"

Girl you're in the kitchen
Cooking me a meal
Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel
Walk around in your t-shirt
Nothing else on
Strutting pass, switching that ass while I'm on the phone
Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thang
I want

Sex in the kitchen over by the stove
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed

How would you like it, baby
(How would you like that?)
Tell me right now pretty baby
Hey man, I'm gon call you back

Girl you're in the kitchen, chillin in your robe
I'm saying to myself she better go put on some clothes
Tickling and teasing
Doing that little dance
Girl, you gon make me lay you down and give it to you one mo 'gain

[Chorus 2x]

Girl I'm ready to toss your salad
While I'm making love,I'll be feasting
Girl you're in the kitchen
Sweating up a storm
The oven's on 500
So you know the kitchen's warm
Girl you know just how to get into a brother's mind
Cause here we are still in this kitchen
Doing it for the third time

[Chorus (fades out)]
 

nitewulf

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good god mainstream R&B is the lamest shit ever. too bad all girls seem to love that shit.
i'd rather put on some naked music album any day. now thats sex music.
 
Yeah. What's even funnier is that the song's melody is ripped right from the Jeopardy theme song. What an odd juxtaposition.
 
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