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[The Rain King]

But if you cross something out, you put a "X" through it

the symbols on the sony remote are not letters, so it's not the letter "x," it's a cross symbol.

You cross it out with an X.

 

[Hidden One]

Of course your lied. It's Mom.

It's maaa

 

[Chobel]

i wonder if this means we'll get free copies of infamous second son and little big planet 3

I dunno man, I prefer if Sony guve us something better, not mediocre games with "6.5" score.

 

[Darksol]

It doesn't really say much, but Son'y have just posted an update on the EU PS Blog: http://blog.eu.playstation.com/2014/08/24/playstation-network-update/

Hours old.

 

[Derpcrawler]

Still online on Xbox One, but speeds are going down slowly, but steadily.

My usual speed of 100-160Mbps:

Now it's down to 60Mbps:

While I was uploading image speeds went down to 39Mbps and 7% packet loss.

 

[figadapaura]

I thought if 10 people said the guy was a god he would stop the attacks

He is a liar.

Who'd have thought he could sink this low?

 

[Chocolate & Vanilla]

Gif of the thread imo

 

[Recall]

The perks of being 7 years behind the competition.

Having 3 near identical consoles would be fucking redundant. I'm glad we have someone like Nintendo who are considered to be behind the times, yet they still make incredible first party games.

Also...

...All Hail Galvatron!

 

[Acorn]

John Smeaton would stop this DDos, he'd set aboot ye!

He's from Paisley and said Glesga Airport was in Glesga.

*shakes head*

It's Inchinnan in Paisley, nobody would fly here if it was called Paisley Airport though haha.

 

[Wind's Howling]

Still online on Xbox One, but speeds are going down slowly, but steadily.

My usual speed of 100-160Mbps:



Now it's down to 60Mbps:



While I was uploading image speeds went down to 39Mbps and 7% packet loss.

Jesus christ at your latency.

That is just poor for such a connection.

 

[DDDJDAN]

Sorry about the double, but I now there is photo evidence.

 

[figadapaura]

Will the lizards also be arrested?

 

[Majanew]

Still online on Xbox One, but speeds are going down slowly, but steadily.

My usual speed of 100-160Mbps:



Now it's down to 60Mbps:



While I was uploading image speeds went down to 39Mbps and 7% packet loss.

dat latency. Ew

 

[Vantriztic]

50 % = fail ?

My school considered going above 50 % meant you pass.
Sure if you only scored 55 we would call that here "made it over the ditch but with wet feet" But you did pass.

Yeah that's my point. The guy I was replying to said something like "if people think 5/10 is fail the wtf is 1/10."

We see 5/10 as a fail or in your case a near fail, when in fact a near fail should be 2-3/10 (cause 1/10 is ACTUALLY a fail and 5/10 is plain average).

Sorry for the confusion. (then again this whole thread seems to be rife with just that).

 

[ChosenPredator]

XBL is fine on my end. Was playing BF4 now starting Titanfall to see if Azure is affected at all.

fine for me too

 

[Xando]

Well shit. This guy is really angry, no prisoners style.

If MS is under attack as well, could this mean the end of the Great Console War? Imagine if both companies decide to join forces and armies under the same banner to fight injustice and ddosers all around the world, then true peace may be achieved. Let's put our differences aside, and be disconnected, together.

We must unite against the true enemy

Spoiler

Nintendo

 

[Hidden One]

He is a liar.

Who'd have thought he could sink this low?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ot7tYQoep8

 

[Storm Raider]

what...

anything under 65% is auto fail for the schools around here.

Anything under 70 was a fail for my schools.

 

[kick51]

But the guy who made it said it is x like the letter.
These things are open to interpretation, but IMO they should be said as they were intended, which means people who say cross are wrong (and I've never actually heard someone say it in person).

i had the perfect jif to show why it's cross on the sony paddle but it's on me mum's pc computer

 

[rafbanaan]

Still online on Xbox One, but speeds are going down slowly, but steadily.

My usual speed of 100-160Mbps:



Now it's down to 60Mbps:



While I was uploading image speeds went down to 39Mbps and 7% packet loss.

Ellie Goulding <3

 

[Derpcrawler]

Jesus christ at your latency.

That is just poor for such a connection.

dat latency. Ew

Try get less through 10k KM away. I fucking dare you. I am in China, Live servers are in San Diego.

 

[Kayant]

Sorry about the double, but I now there is photo evidence.

What evidence? All I see is someone still talking out of their ass making empty threats with no evidence.

 

[Vantriztic]

Jeez, I can actually hear the drums followed by the trumpets.

 

[Magwik]

No, it's "jif". this is the canonical way of saying it, because that's what the creator of the gif says is the right way of saying it.

 

[Majanew]

Yeah that's my point. The guy I was replying to said something like "if people think 5/10 is fail the wtf is 1/10."

We see 5/10 as a fail or in your case a near fail, when in fact a near fail should be 2-3/10 (cause 1/10 is ACTUALLY a fail and 5/10 is plain average).

Sorry for the confusion. (then again this whole thread seems to be rife with just that).

Nah. 1/10 is broken. 6/10 is below average (a failure), so you need to be held back a grade and try again.

 

[Higgins113]

I say mam.

Fuck all of yous.

Damn right. Mam is the only way to say it.

 

[CambriaRising]

Sorry about the double, but I now there is photo evidence.

Hes so full of shit.

 

[Finalow]

"let's call the FBI"

-

some of those kids are indeed full of shit.

No, it's "jif". this is the canonical way of saying it, because that's what the creator of the gif says is the right way of saying it.

please, stop copy-pasting lies. it's not JIF, deal with it.

 

[Steel]

Sorry about the double, but I now there is photo evidence.

He knows too much!

Brazen.

I'm pretty sure diverting a plane with a bomb threat is punishable regardless of anything else.

Spoiler

At this point I feel like neither of these idiots are responsible.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

posted?

This is the stupidest thing.

 

[BronsonLee]

Newman=Nintendo atm

 

[Apollo87]

XBL is working fine on my end. Playing Max The curse of Brotherhood right now.

 

[OverBlood 3]

weredagames@?

 

[lemon_fresh]

No, it's "jif". this is the canonical way of saying it, because that's what the creator of the gif says is the right way of saying it.

please, stop copy-pasting lies. it's not JIF, deal with it.

Lies? lolwut?

Video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBtKxsuGvko

 

[Majanew]

Try get less through 10k KM away. I fucking dare you. I am in China, Live servers are in San Diego.

Why would you live there? Are you a prisoner?

 

[TheMan]

sony's support page says that psn is online now. can anyone in the US connect? i can't.

 

[Cudder]

Jeez, I can actually hear the drums followed by the trumpets.

?

 

[DDDJDAN]

What evidence? All I see is someone still talking out of their ass making empty threats with no evidence.

My last post was buried under things irrelevant to this thread topic. My prior post talked about "FamedGod" talking about making the ps4 moddable. The photo evidence was a screenshot of the tweet is all. Sorry for the miscommunication.

 

[bwakh]

I personally like this one more

Lol nightmare fuel.

 

[Ateron]

We must unite against the true enemy

Spoiler

Nintendo

Fortunately their network is so vintage that it cannot be hacked by conventional means, as in, through computers and shit

Spoiler

I wish them no harm

 

[Wind's Howling]

Try get less through 10k KM away. I fucking dare you. I am in China, Live servers are in San Diego.

You might want to tone it down a little and, for a more general tip, stop using wifi.

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

sony's support page says that psn is online now. can anyone in the US connect? i can't.

I connected a couple hours ago without an issue.

 

[El Sabroso]

There might be XBL turn now, at least is givinag an alert in the US

Xbox Live Status

 

[EASTC0AST_GH05T]

We must unite against the true enemy

Spoiler

Nintendo

thought the real enemy was squads of famous lizards

 

[figadapaura]

Why would you live there? Are you a prisoner?

He couldn't tell you even if he was.

 

[dmr87]

If you're posting about having trouble logging in somewhere, specifying your region would be helpful. NA, EU etc.

 

[DidntKnowJack]

I can log in with my Vita
I can log in with my PS3

I cannot do shit with my PS4.

edit: North America.

 

[Derpcrawler]

Why would you live there? Are you a prisoner?

Do I look like one? Is Gaf part of chinese prisoners rehabilitation program?

 

[kick51]

We must unite against the true enemy

Spoiler

Nintendo

shouldn't be tough, Windows ME is pretty vulnerable

 

[SPDIF]

Not that I believe this, but it really is a bit odd. MS has the obligation of being better prepared for this than Sony, but they shouldn't be invincible. Sony is constantly getting hammered and I never noticed a huge scandal on MS' part. Are their defenses really that much better?

The past gen I could understand, the 360 was super popular and Sony was the bad guy (599, removing linux, etc). This gen MS is the one worthy of hate (even though they are trying their best to clean up their image, I'll give them that). So why are "hackers" still so obcessed with Sony and not with MS? The latter are good, but not invincible: how come we never see them getting hacked? It's odd.

Again, I'm not saying this is a conspiracy on MS part. Just find it very odd that they always seem to waltz through this kinda shit like it's nobody's business.

Possibly. It would be foolish to assume that they're totally immune, but they definitely have more experience in dealing with these sort of attacks compared to Sony. MS have been involved with online services for ages, and as such are a huge target for hackers/script kiddies. It makes sense that they can more easily deal with this sort of thing.

Also, bonus GIF:

The Seattle area (most likely MS HQ) being targeted by hackers. And that's just in one morning.