PSN, Battlenet, Riot, and others DDOSed; PSN returning lightly toasted with butter

So does anybody know if the Japanese PSN is back up yet? Someone will be ended if I can't play Persona 4 Ultimax right when it releases.
 
God damn these kids, I wanted to get some siege of org action in before bed. Animal Crossing here I come I guess.. not quite as thrilling but it'll do.
 
Is this really the lizard squad's doing? Why are they targeting gaming?

I'm convinced, this is a covert mums against gaming division.
 
*clenches fists* psn better be back up by the time I get home from work you filthy lizards. What army you ask? Le reddit army! Wait no I don't know them. The GAF army will be by my side! You can take our Xbox lives, but you will never take our psn's!
 
Is this really the lizard squad's doing? Why are they targeting gaming?

I'm convinced, this is a covert moms against gaming division.

It all makes sense. Brazzers being down just further proves this argument.

In b4 mums against gaming.

Edit: DAMMIT!
 
What's the best way to force the PS4 to keep checking PSN other than turning if off and on again? I've been doing network connection test and see if that shows anything.
 
*clenches fists* psn better be back up by the time I get home from work you filthy lizards. What army you ask? Le reddit army! Wait no I don't know them. The GAF army will be by my side! You can take our Xbox lives, but you will never take our psn's!

GAF army won't be very helpful if you start a civil war first
 
Is knack a good game

My only experience with it is from being in a Gamestop and watching a habitual shoplifter everybody had grown to know (Patty the klepto) grab a copy out of another customer's hands and take off.

She actually ran right into this poor fellow's service animal. Almost hurt it real bad. I think management ended up giving the dude and his dog an Xbox One at a reduced rate because of it.

And that's how the nicked Knack Patty whack gave a dog a 'Bone.
 
My only experience with it is from being in a Gamestop and watching a habitual shoplifter everybody had grown to know (Patty the klepto) grab a copy out of another customer's hands and take off.

She actually ran right into this poor fellow's service animal. Almost hurt it real bad. I think management ended up giving the dude and his dog an Xbox One at a reduced rate because of it.

And that's how the nicked Knack Patty whack gave a dog a 'Bone.
Elll ohhh ellll
 
Gaawd. I just grabbed Crysis 3 from PS+ and all I wanted to do is spend my Sunday testing out multiplayer. PSN finally goes back up and I was utterly underwhelmed...
 
My only experience with it is from being in a Gamestop and watching a habitual shoplifter everybody had grown to know (Patty the klepto) grab a copy out of another customer's hands and take off.

She actually ran right into this poor fellow's service animal. Almost hurt it real bad. I think management ended up giving the dude and his dog an Xbox One at a reduced rate because of it.

And that's how the nicked Knack Patty whack gave a dog a 'Bone.

Glorious
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As bad as these DDoS attacks are, their biggest offense and the final straw was them issuing a bomb threat. Now they're really going to be hunted.
 
My only experience with it is from being in a Gamestop and watching a habitual shoplifter everybody had grown to know (Patty the klepto) grab a copy out of another customer's hands and take off.

She actually ran right into this poor fellow's service animal. Almost hurt it real bad. I think management ended up giving the dude and his dog an Xbox One at a reduced rate because of it.

And that's how the nicked Knack Patty whack gave a dog a 'Bone.

Your posts have been godlike in this thread dude
 
Aah, this has been an incredible 18 hours.
+1 to "reality is stranger than fiction"

My favorite part has to be the "legit"/normal news outlets trying to cover the plane grounding and having no freaking idea what the absolutely ridiculous original circumstances were. Good luck explaining "some guy who said he's from ISIS claims he took down PSN because Sony isn't putting their PS+ revenues into network protection and in the middle of bragging about inconveniencing the President of SOE implied a bomb threat on a passenger jet that was in the air and has started an FBI investigation."
 
My only experience with it is from being in a Gamestop and watching a habitual shoplifter everybody had grown to know (Patty the klepto) grab a copy out of another customer's hands and take off.

She actually ran right into this poor fellow's service animal. Almost hurt it real bad. I think management ended up giving the dude and his dog an Xbox One at a reduced rate because of it.

And that's how the nicked Knack Patty whack gave a dog a 'Bone.

I can't.
 
Probably going up in different places at different times. I'm in the Los Angeles area and PS4 connection is back to normal now. It was broken for me since 3AM yesterday lol.

I'm in Vegas and PSN on the PS4 is down. PS3 PSN works for me, though. I didn't know they were separated like that.
 
My only experience with it is from being in a Gamestop and watching a habitual shoplifter everybody had grown to know (Patty the klepto) grab a copy out of another customer's hands and take off.

She actually ran right into this poor fellow's service animal. Almost hurt it real bad. I think management ended up giving the dude and his dog an Xbox One at a reduced rate because of it.

And that's how the nicked Knack Patty whack gave a dog a 'Bone.

You magnificent bastard.
 
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