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[Christoff Yurievich]

so my ECON prof is having us do this little assignment for extra credit. Basically you have to turn in a list of questions that you would ask famous people and, upon being asked, would get you killed or fired. It can be anyone from any time period, only caveat is that you can't ask Hitler if he was part Jewish (apparently he gets that one alot). Oh, and if he laughs it makes it easier.

Here's what I have so far:

Mr. Clinton, of all the interns you could have picked, why one who is such a horse?

If we as American's are to believe that Saddam Hussein is a bad guy now, what was he back in the 80's when we were giving him money and/or weapons?

Don't you think that it's kind of a slap in the face to all of the air traffic controllers who work at the D.C> airport that they renamed it after Ronald Reagan?

Mr. Frist and Mr. Santorum, your recent flip-fops on issues that Mr. Bush and the Republican party feel strongly about is very strange, especially after the drubbing given to Mr. Kerry during the election for his flip-flopping. Why is it OK for you to change your mind but not Mr. Kerry?

 

[MIMIC]

"President Bush, do you believe your past use of cocaine should be factored into your inability to lead this country?"

"President Bush, how disappointed are you about Saddam Hussein's missed opportunity to assassinate your father?"

"Dr. Rice, should I smile or kick a field goal?"

 

[Ninja Scooter]

"Mr. Thurmond i heard you have the jungle fever..."

 

[nitewulf]

Catch a big boss during coffee break and ask him:

"Management? More like Manage-Can't, LOL AM I RITE?"

 

[Triumph]

President Bush, when you laid the wreath down at the concentration camp a few years ago, were you thinking "so how much money DID my granddad make from the Nazis in WWII?"

Mr. O'reilly, I was wondering if you could clear something up for me. My friend thinks you're a dickless chimp fuckwit, but I more think of you as a puppet that enjoys having the hand of the GOP up it's well lubricated ass. So which is it?

Mr. Bryant, so my question is this: did she say no before or AFTER you surprised her by sticking your dick in her ass?

Excuse me, Mr. Limbaugh! I was wondering if you preferred vicodin or oxycontin. Big fan. BIG fan.

 

[alejob]

I asked my boss if I could take his daughter out

Spoiler

He said OK

 

[-=DoAvl=-]

to wesley snipes:
"Who you callin' niggah?"


to vinnie jones:
"So you think you're tough eh?"

 

[Dan]

[secondgrade]

"[insert name of neo-con], does your father know you're gay?"

[/secondgrade]

 

[Justin Bailey]

To Jeffrey Dahmer:
"How about dinner at your place?"

 

[MIMIC]

To Jeffrey Dahmer:
"How about dinner at your place?"

:lol

 

[MIMIC]

"Mr. Bauer, can't we wait until tomorrow??"

 

[samus4ever]

"presient bush, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

 

[J2 Cool]

"I bet you can't pull the trigger."

"I double dare you to fire me."

 

[callous]

"Mr Blair, is your infatuation with Mr Bush based purely on stupidity, or is physical attraction also a factor?"

 

[GhaleonEB]

Mr. Bush, is being evil as much fun as it looks?

also -

Mr. Bush, I notice you don't have a square bulge in you back. Did they move the battery pack to where I think they did?

 

[Amused_To_Death]

Mr. Tyson, what's with the stupid tattoo on your face?

 

[IAmtheFMan]

"I bet you can't pull the trigger."

"I double dare you to fire me."

Along the same lines but funnier since it's true, Carl "Alfalfa" Switzer's last words were, "I want that 50 dollars you owe me, and I want it now!"

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

to wesley snipes:
"Who you callin' niggah?"


to vinnie jones:
"So you think you're tough eh?"

yes, I do believe those would get you killed.

To Jeffrey Dahmer:
"How about dinner at your place?"

:lol I said fired not fried.

New one: How convenient was it that Reagan ended up with Alzheimer's? Instead of remembering him for his mistakes we felt sorry for him when he died.