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[Zelda-Bitch]

I'm talking the cheesiest of all cheese. Like synthesiser guitar 80's crap or something. :lol
I'm trying to make the shittiest cd ever for to slip into the sound system of a party. I thought of some good ones, but everything is starting to blend together for me know and i've hit a wall. Here's what I've got so far:

01. Final Countdown
02. Total Eclipse of the Heart
03. Tom Sawyer
04. Cold as Ice
05. Come Sail Away
06. The Gambler
07. Die In Your Arms Tonight
08. Solid as a Rock
09. Don't Stop Believin
10. Two out of Three Ain't bad
11. PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT
12. Rock you like a Hurricane
13. Still Loving You
14. Spaceship Superstar (lol)
15.
16.
17.
18.
19.
20.

GO!

 

[FoneBone]

Re #5 - The title of the song is "Come Sail Away."

And those are all really cheesy, but worst ever? Come on. Then again, I do have an extreme fondness for cheesy 80s music.

 

[calder]

Your list of crap has some good (though dated) songs. I disapprove of this thread. >:|


But if I had to list my most hated songs, the songs I consider the worst of all time, I would name Meredith Brooks' "Bitch" and Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer". I realize Sledgehammer gets some love, but I just hate it SO MUCH.

 

[xsarien]

It's much easier to type "The entire catalog of both Good Charlotte and Blink-182."

 

[SlickWilly223]

It's much easier to type "The entire catalog of both Good Charlotte and Blink-182."

Haha, remember that shit side-project band that Blink-182 had called "Boxcar Racers?"

Man that music was bad.

 

[Richiban]

I campaign that you take The Final Countdown of your list and replace it with 'You Think You Know Her' by Cause And Effect

 

[brooklyngooner]

Sorry but cheesy 80s stuff is good, so take the Foreigner and Cutting Crew off that list. Feel free to add literally anything by Reo Speedwagon and Counting Crows.

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

First off, I forgot to mention no recent songs. there would be far to many. Also, let me clarify a little. Maybe I should have said "cheesiest" songs ever.


p.s.- to those who really, truely like the songs I've listed, post your favorite songs instead. :lol

 

[FoneBone]

I realize Sledgehammer gets some love, but I just hate it SO MUCH.

I really like that song. And the video is awesome.

 

[FnordChan]

Here's what I've got so far

You have no concept of what truly bad music is. Fortunatly, Doctor Orange is happy to help educate you. If you're going for "cheeseball but not actually bad", even then your list could seriously use some work. Or, at least, some Myron Floren. Or Senior Coconut. Or Scala.

FnordChan

 

[brooklyngooner]

To me the worst song ever -- ever -- is Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On. I actually went to a wedding where that was the song, and I almost punched the happy couple.

 

[evil ways]

"Party all the time" Eddie Murphy
"Subete a mi moto" Menudo
"Hot Hot Hot" Buster Poindexter

 

[Guzim]

The Final Countdown is amazing.

 

[Mercury Fred]

"What's Goin' On?"- 4 Non Blondes
"No Rain"- Blind Melon
"Believe"- Cher

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

You have no concept of what truly bad music is.

FnordChan

totally. It is I who has bad taste. :lol

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

"Party all the time" Eddie Murphy
"Subete a mi moto" Menudo
"Hot Hot Hot" Buster Poindexter

AWESOME! thanks evil

p.s- guys lets try to keep the list pre 90's for the most part.

 

[Eminem]

I'm talking the cheesiest of all cheese. Like synthesiser guitar 80's crap or something. :lol
I'm trying to make the shittiest cd ever for to slip into the sound system of a party. I thought of some good ones, but everything is starting to blend together for me know and i've hit a wall. Here's what I've got so far:

1. Final Countdown
2. Total Eclipse of the Heart
3. Tom Sawyer
4. Cold as Ice
5. Come Sail Away
6. The Gambler
7. Die In Your Arms Tonight

GO!

wtf? i'd list some but your list has ruined this thread. Tom Sawyer is fucking awesome. You have no taste.

 

[xsarien]

p.s- guys lets try to keep the list pre 90's for the most part.

Why?

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

Why?

Because thats the way I want it? Why is this a problem? heh.

 

[xsarien]

Because thats the way I want it? Why is this a problem? heh.

Well, it just seems awfully narrow. There's plenty of shit from the 90s that would give any lactose intolerant person gas for a week.

(I'm looking at you, Deep Blue Something.)

 

[iapetus]

You have no concept of what truly bad music is.

This is so true it isn't funny.

 

[LinesInTheSand]

WTF? Tom Sawyer is an awesome song. This thread sucks.

 

[Richiban]

Your list needs more 2 Unlimited.

Because, really, there is no limit.

 

[Tabris]

1. Final Countdown
2. Total Eclipse of the Heart

You SO didn't just do that

 

[xsarien]

You SO didn't just do that

I believe he did, I half expected Journey to show up on his list too.

 

[pxleyes]

Add anything by a perfect circle or the white stripes. That should last you a couple hours of ear-piercing entertainment.

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

Well, it just seems awfully narrow. There's plenty of shit from the 90s that would give any lactose intolerant person gas for a week.

(I'm looking at you, Deep Blue Something.)

I totally agree but I want to keep a theme here.


Also, listen guys. If you think I have horrible taste fine. The feeling is mutual, trust me. lol.. I'm not here to get into a typical arguing match over stupid shit. How about pointing out some music like the stuff I mentioned above? If you like it, that's great just point me in the direction of some more music like that...

Maybe some good 80's duets? Aha! Meatloaf!


Oh, who sings that song "Solid as a Rock"?!!! :lol

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

I believe he did, I half expected Journey to show up on his list too.

Oh SHIT! JOURNEY!!! Perfect!!! thank you! (not sarcastic)

 

[ToxicAdam]

Here's how you make a list.


Take a genre: Boy bands.


Look at who released music at the end of when that genre was hot: 98 degrees.

Now pick any of thier popular songs: (too lazy to google one)



There ... you have just picked one of the worst songs of all time.


Now take all the genres, and do it:


Hair Bands

Grunge

Latin Pop

Punk Pop

etc etc.

 

[Anthropic]

No list of "worst songs ever" can be complete without "Macarthur Park".

 

[FoneBone]

No list of "worst songs ever" can be complete without "Macarthur Park".

Now that I'd agree with. Though it is pretty catchy...

 

[drohne]

"What's Goin' On?"- 4 Non Blondes

yeah. this.

also there's a new gwen stefani song i saw a video for that i don't think even classifies as music anymore. it's newly, radically horrible. nothing in gwen stefani's vile career really prepares you for it. it's probably what hip-hop sounds like to people with extensive frontal lobe damage.

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

No list of "worst songs ever" can be complete without "Macarthur Park".

damn, I wish I could remember this song. I'll have to search it out later when i get home from work.

 

[Space Age Playboy]

I'll bookmark this in case someone wants me to list the worst threads ever.

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

waaah. some of you are such whiners.

I know! I'll bookmark your post in my super clever reply list!

 

[8bit]

The Firm - Star Trekkin'.

 

[UtadaBarkley]

WTF? For the record, Total Eclipse of the Heart is a damn good song foo. Why is it so in to "hate" music these days? Anything popular, people are so quick to hate. That's a trend in itself. Bleh. Listen to what you like, and if you don't STFU!!!

 

[KingGondo]

HERE I AM

ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!!!!!!!!

 

[thomaser]

Hubba Hubba Zoot Zoot!

Which is weird, because it's simultaneously also the best song ever!

 

[karasu]

The Gene Simmons cover of Firestarter

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

Oo nice! A couple good ones here. Thanks guys. *high five*

 

[dem]

Prism - Spaceship superstar


Im a spaceshipp supperrstarrrrrrrr
Ive got a solar powered laser beamm guitarrrrrr

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

Dyer Maker by Led Zepplin. Do it. Do for Bonzo, (who hated it).

 

[8bit]

What sort of vibe are you going for? People glaring at the stereo, or a mad rush to turn it off?
The tracks you have listed are kind of mundane, and there are people that like that sort of MOR sound.

If you want to make a splash, you really want Whitehouse - Wriggle Like A Fucking Eel.

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

Prism - Spaceship superstar


Im a spaceshipp supperrstarrrrrrrr
Ive got a solar powered laser beamm guitarrrrrr

:lol

haven't heard it, but it's so going on my list.

 

[Dyne]

Don't break my heart
my achey-breaky heart

I want to stab people when I hear it. They played it at school SO much and they'd have us all dance to it. It was torment.

 

[Kwokuen]

Radiohead - Pulk/Pull Revolving Doors

Thread over.

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

How Bizarre - Some Douchebag
Get in the Car - Some Douchebag
Die Another Day - " "

Putting Final Countdown on that list is a travesty

 

[MC Safety]

Born to be Alive -- Patrick Hernandez
Funkytown -- Lipps Inc.

 

[RedDwarf]

Night Ranger - Sister Christian (although someone there might take out their lighter and sway back and forth)
Chris DeBurgh - Lady in Red
Milli Vanilli - Girl You Know It's True
Paul Anka - Having My Baby
Rick Dees - Disco Duck