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Quick GAF I need YOU! List the worst songs ever!
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The Take Out Bandit
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Take your pick. :lol
You put the Scorpions on that list? Rush? Styx? Berlin? Worst songs ever? I'll echo the disagreement in this thread. Just for shits and giggles though, your idea of good music is?
Bah. Well a couple of songs that go well with those -
a-ha - the sun always shines on tv
van halen - dreams
Check out:
REO Speedwagon, Heart, Tears for Fears
Honestly, you are on your way to making a rather spectacular album, sir.
Bah. Well a couple of songs that go well with those -
a-ha - the sun always shines on tv
van halen - dreams
Check out:
REO Speedwagon, Heart, Tears for Fears
Honestly, you are on your way to making a rather spectacular album, sir.
Foreign Jackass
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To Be With You - Mr. Big
Space Age Playboy
Banned
Cult of Skulls - every song
Baron Aloha
A Shining Example
Hanson - Mmm Bop!
Kabuki Waq
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anything by
Billy Talent
Simple plan
Zwan
Good Charlotte
Billy Talent
Simple plan
Zwan
Good Charlotte
Ollie Pooch
In a perfect world, we'd all be homersexual
my sharona
groove is in the heart
come on eileen (a friend of mine was at a karaoke bar and the video for this song took the title literally, if you get my drift.. and the video was heading to its fateful conclusion when she left.. so who knows what happened to poor eileen?)
groove is in the heart
come on eileen (a friend of mine was at a karaoke bar and the video for this song took the title literally, if you get my drift.. and the video was heading to its fateful conclusion when she left.. so who knows what happened to poor eileen?)
Recently, I've decided that there's a difference between bad music and the sort of noises that say, Linkin Park make which I call anal slurry.
Bad music, like your "Macarthur Park"'s, your "Total Eclipse of the Heart"'s, your "Girl You Know It's True", etc makes you laugh. It's so bad, it's funny. In other words, mostly harmless. It's bad, but still music.
Anal slurry is so sonically horrid that it's like steel wool being rubbed against your ear drum. If it doesn't make you want to vomit, it makes you want to kill whoever's playing it. I feel the term "anal slurry" encapsulates the true shitacularity of this type of noise. To be frank, it's not music, it can only be anal slurry.
Bad music, like your "Macarthur Park"'s, your "Total Eclipse of the Heart"'s, your "Girl You Know It's True", etc makes you laugh. It's so bad, it's funny. In other words, mostly harmless. It's bad, but still music.
Anal slurry is so sonically horrid that it's like steel wool being rubbed against your ear drum. If it doesn't make you want to vomit, it makes you want to kill whoever's playing it. I feel the term "anal slurry" encapsulates the true shitacularity of this type of noise. To be frank, it's not music, it can only be anal slurry.
Zelda-Bitch
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btw, guys "worst" songs ever was miss-wording on my part. I just want some cheesy sounding songs. The songs I listed are definately not the worst songs ever by any stretch. They're just laughably cheesy to me. For example, "The final countdown" was used as the theme song for a magician on the show Arrested Development a few weeks back. I was laughing so hard I was in tears. Anyway, thats what got me thinking I should compile a bunch of these songs for use in various situations.
Btw- some awesome suggestions so far, thanks! I just thought of a few more:
Wham:
I'm never gonna dance again
Wake me up
:lol
Btw- some awesome suggestions so far, thanks! I just thought of a few more:
Wham:
I'm never gonna dance again
Wake me up
:lol
I like the hook on that song, though (but not the entire song
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Won't you take me to the funky town
Won't you take me down.... to FUNKY TOWN
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Won't you take me down.... to FUNKY TOWN
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