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[geogaddi]

Why did the little girl fall off the swing at the playground ?

Spoiler

cause she had no arms

 

[Red Dolphin]

Q: Why did the boy fall of his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

 

[Mzo]

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

She was a woman.

Google her name if you don't know who she is.

 

[Mrjellybeanct]

How do you make a Dead Baby Float?


Two scoops dead baby, one can of Root Beer.

 

[mint]

What's the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of jeans?

There's only one fly on the pair of jeans.

 

[Tazznum1]

Why did michael jackson go to Kmart?


Boys pants were half off.




YEAH IT'S OLD STFU!!11!11!

 

[Xenon]

So what did fish smell like before women went swimming?

 

[Eminem]

GAH. All these jokes + a ton more, funnier ones have been said: http://forums.gaming-age.com/showthread.php?t=12810

read that, then contribute. we need new material.

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

Hey, mine are new!

 

[Schmo Florez]

Hey, guess why women have boobs.


So you got something to look at when you're talking to 'em! Heheheheheheheheheheh!

Damn it! I was sooo gonna use that one!