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[Grildon Tundy]

PSA for Fellow Men Of Culture:

Don't google Bridget Fonda now.

Oh no I Brave search engine'd it.

 

[LostDonkey]

Gilf

 

[22:22:22]

Funny when your turn 40 Milfs aren't what they used to be.

 

[22:22:22]

Oh no I Brave search engine'd it.

Can you give an abstract idea of what you saw?

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Can you give an abstract idea of what you saw?

 

[TintoConCasera]

The internet was a mistake.

 

[22:22:22]

The internet was a mistake.

It was a Darpa project leading it's darling to it's current state.

The mistake was our doing.

But who could blame us?

They knew. Ready? We were not.

 

[22:22:22]

Do you ever google something and wonder why the first 2 pages are BS? Even then do you doubt it's response? Bu bu but wiki says...

Not aimed at you you fwiw

 

[TintoConCasera]

It was a Darpa project leading it's darling to it's current state.

The mistake was our doing.

But who could blame us?

They knew. Ready? We were not.

I hate how everything nowadays is done through a screen. Work througha screen, play through a screen, chat with friends through a screen, and even date through a screen.

Makes me think future generations won't know what real life is supposed to be.

Do you ever google something and wonder why the first 2 pages are BS? Even then do you doubt it's response? Bu bu but wiki says...

Not aimed at you you fwiw

Never, and it's half funny half scary how naive and gullible we are. The internet says it, so it must be true, no?

 

[22:22:22]

Wellthereitis.gif

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Funny when your turn 40 Milfs aren't what they used to be.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

The internet was a mistake.

It's here for Aliens to stumble across all of our recorded history and just flipping through it trying to piece together what the fuck happened millions of years ago after we've disappeared.

 

[TintoConCasera]

It's here for Aliens to stumble across all of our recorded history and just flipping through it trying to piece together what the fuck happened millions of years ago after we've disappeared.

heh, your post reminds me of this. They might think we are retarded but hey, who knows, maybe aliens love posting frogs all day too.



Maybe I should travel south...

 

[badblue]

Look at this guy

He has a garbage can on his head and he's running for Mayor.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Mi casa es tu casa.

BUT ...

Mi taco es mi taco.

 

[badblue]

Why does a search engine need to give me points?

Seriously. I looked up something on bing (work laptop) and it's asking me to sign so that I don't miss out on 201 points.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I feel like theinfamouskira doesn't get enough lol emojis.

The dude is funny AF

 

[West Texas CEO]

damn, I love Ashley Blue (a.k.a. Oriana Small)

Too bad she took a destructive route of doing porn, alcohol, and hard drugs.

I'm about to order her biography from Amazon;

 

[Nydius]

I hope there's a special ring of Hell reserved for people who abandon their pets when they move.

 

[Audiophile]

I hope there's a special ring of Hell reserved for people who abandon their pets when they move.

Someone once said to me they couldn't go in with their dog when they were being put down because it hurt too much. So the dog had to go in alone with the vet.

Literally removed them from my life immediately. It's your responsibility to be there in that moment no matter how much it hurts. If someone's gonna skirt on that I don't want anything to do with them.

 

[Nydius]

Someone once said to me they couldn't go in with their dog when they were being put down because it hurt too much. So the dog had to go in alone with the vet.

Literally removed them from my life immediately. It's your responsibility to be there in that moment no matter how much it hurts. If someone's gonna skirt on that I don't want anything to do with them.

Agreed. I've been there for every single one of my pets' passings.

In this case, our neighbors moved out hastily this last week and they left their dog and cat behind. I waited three days to see if their owners were coming back and gave them both food and shelter in the interim, but the people never returned. Spoke to the homeowner's son this morning who came back to check the place and he said they were evicted for drug use and wouldn't be back. Thankfully, I know the people who run a local trap, neuter, release group and got in touch. They reached out to another rescue agency who came and got the animals.

The poor dog looked so confused and scared and didn't want to leave their driveway.

 

[MrMephistoX]

I taught ESL in China in the early aughts. Students choose their own English names and I had several Sadams, a few Bin-Ladens and one Hitler. My other favorite memory of the time was when I asked my students to tell me their favorite animal and one girl loudly declared: “Cock! I love Cock!”

 

[John Marston]

I hope there's a special ring of Hell reserved for people who abandon their pets when they move.

I saw on my local news a couple years ago reports of people abandoning their cats because their color didn't match the walls in their new house/apartment.

 

[badblue]

I hope there's a special ring of Hell reserved for people who abandon their pets when they move.

There should be a place for the people that force others to give up their pets and those that go along with it without a fight.

That's how I got my two boys. Guys new wife hated his cats and pulled the ultimatum card after they were married. They had been locked in a basement for 6 months or longer before I got them.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I made my first post in gaming section since the stone age. I'm certainly going to get banned.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

My dog was three years old when I got her from an animal shelter. Fully housetrained, knew how to sit and lay down. But they found her out in the wild, she was chipped, and no one claimed her. I've always wondered who did it and why.

 

[BadBurger]

I am so glad that we kind of sort of get to play the old Battlefield games through the Portal mode. Playing BF Vietnam right now (in a way) is so damn fun.

 

[West Texas CEO]

This might be a controversial opinion, but Korean BBQ is absolute ass.

 

[22:22:22]

What kind of ass?

Picture pls

 

[22:22:22]

I made my first post in gaming section since the stone age. I'm certainly going to get banned.

I woke up expecting a perm alert lol. I'm trying but sometimes I say shit I shouldn't =/

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I woke up expecting a perm alert lol. I'm trying but sometimes I say shit I shouldn't =/

Demolition Man is a documentary.

Pretty soon we're going to have IOU's coming out of the walls.

 

[West Texas CEO]

What kind of ass?

Picture pls

Reported.

 

[badblue]

This might be a controversial opinion, but Korean BBQ is absolute ass.

 

[Thaedolus]

This might be a controversial opinion, but Korean BBQ is absolute ass.

It’s probably because you stole someone’s leftovers

 

[West Texas CEO]

It’s probably because you stole someone’s leftovers

Leftover's taste even better, wtf are you on about, mate?

 

[Thaedolus]

wtf are you on about, mate?

THIS GUY AINT FROM FUCKIN TEXAS, THIS GUY AINT FROM FUCKIN TEXAS!!!

 

[West Texas CEO]

THIS GUY AINT FROM FUCKIN TEXAS, THIS GUY AINT FROM FUCKIN TEXAS!!!

 

[Audiophile]

Bad Movies:

• Citizen Kane
• The Godfather: Part II
• The Batman
• Vertigo
• Inside Out

*runs away*

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Before I die, I need to try a Calorie Mate.

 

[22:22:22]

Before I die, I need to try a Calorie Mate.

I tried one and resurrected after 3 days. Not worth it imo.

 

[22:22:22]

There's a sensory deprivation tank place in Amsterdam. Really want to try it before I die.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Does the lid close?

 

[badblue]

There's a sensory deprivation tank place in Amsterdam

I tried one of those once. It was an hour of relaxed peaceful floating punctuated with "god damn I got salt water in my eyes".

 

[22:22:22]

Dus they fuck up the salt%? Don't think that should happen. To low in the water.

 

[22:22:22]

Does the lid close?

Yes but depending on the tank there are slides you can look out whenever you feel panic coming (to accommodate folks with claustrophobia ofc)

I'm very highly sensitive for external input, especially sounds cause of the 'tisme as well as very visual in my thinking so yeah I'm curious what my response would be.

I think the first one would end up a practice session.

 

[kanjobazooie]

there are slides you can look out whenever you feel panic coming (to accommodate folks with claustrophobia ofc)

Then maybe these people shouldn't have gotten into the thing in the first place.

Just turn off your phone/computer/TV if you want to deprive your senses. Go for a swim. No need to soak yourself inside a fish tank.

 

[badblue]

Dus they fuck up the salt%? Don't think that should happen.

People touch their faces way more then they think they do. In my case, I had an itch on my forehead and went to scratch it.

 

[22:22:22]

Just turn off your phone/computer/TV if you want to deprive your senses. Go for a swim. No need to soak yourself inside a fish tank.

Yeah totally the same.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Yes but depending on the tank there are slides you can look out whenever you feel panic coming (to accommodate folks with claustrophobia ofc)

I'm very highly sensitive for external input, especially sounds cause of the 'tisme as well as very visual in my thinking so yeah I'm curious what my response would be.

I think the first one would end up a practice session.

One word: kortsluiting

I'm totally down for that. Do they have cameras in there to see what you're up to? Rofl

 

[LostDonkey]

People touch their faces way more then they think they do. In my case, I had an itch on my forehead and went to scratch it.

I like touching me wife's face after I scratched me knackers.

She asked if someone was cooking bacon