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GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
I am the cause and I am the cure.
I am the cause and I am the cure.
I need to go but I’m waiting until I get home. My war to get bidets at work has borne nary a fruit.I'm pooping
Imagine getting paid to blast your hole with sweet waterI need to go but I’m waiting until I get home. My war to get bidets at work has borne nary a fruit.
NoNever trust a person until you've seen how they react when you tell them no.
smiles politely and nods while increasing his speed walking away
if i were to make my kids cry i'd probably do it in a way that doesn't involve a potential risk of brain damageYa know if you think making your kids cry is funny you don’t have to wait until Halloween every year and lie to them that you ate their candy. You can just throw a haymaker at any time
Offer to buy them the thing theyve been asking for forever then show up with shitty knock off or a totally unrelated gift like socks or underwear, watch the light snuff out from their eyes.if i were to make my kids cry i'd probably do it in a way that doesn't involve a potential risk of brain damage
Do it the old fashioned way and smash their electronics instead
you people are evilOffer to buy them the thing theyve been asking for forever then show up with shitty knock off or a totally unrelated gift like socks or underwear, watch the light snuff out from their eyes.
Stuff the underwear/sox in inside the box of the item they wanted for +6 Emotional Damage.Offer to buy them the thing theyve been asking for forever then show up with shitty knock off or a totally unrelated gift like socks or underwear, watch the light snuff out from their eyes.
you people are evil
Have you read about gray goo? Self-replicating nanobots that devour the universe. Sounds like a similar concept that's fun/scary to think about while high.Yo. What if you could create a drill, that uses the material it is drilling into, to add to its own mass, creating an exponentially larger drill. How long would it take for this drill to consume everything? Any thoughts on this. I’m incredibly high.
oh my fucking god that's not making them cry that's killing em, their heart will stopStuff the underwear/sox in inside the box of the item they wanted for +6 Emotional Damage.
Thanks, man. It's good to see most of you around - and your hot selfies.
And you're free to come to Limburg. We'll cook dinner for you and then we can do some split-screen GT7.For sure mate!
you type with your left thumb?Basic.
I just cut my left typing tumb.
Idiot
you type with your left thumb?
My wife and I had our first martinis ever yesterday. Wasn't expecting it to taste good. It was delicious.
Just like nextels. The first summer those came out riding on subways became a nightmareI really don't get why people think vaping indoors is fucking acceptable
Not sure if "licking blood" is the answer.But don't let it spook you out too much, because this is the perfect time of year to get some of that good Vampussy.
A buddy of mine had some pretty serious surgery the other night to hopefully prevent paralysis.
He's currently in Germany for his surgery because the doctors couldn't/won't do anything more for him here.
It's hitting me close to home because as far as I know, we have the same condition and had similar surgeries within a year of each other.
Every time I've complained about something to my doctor since then he's either pushed physiotherapy and/or highly addictive drugs. So I'm worried that something's wrong and it's only a matter of time before I do something (like potentially slip and fall during the winter) and end up in a wheelchair at best.
Not much to do except try not to worry too much while I wait wait for the terrible state of the Canadian health care system to do something useful.