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[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

I did not know until now that having the waste bin out in the kitchen is seen as low class.

I knew i was a peasant all along.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Many words makes maiden sweepy

I'm being serious, Skip!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I'm being serious, Skip!

If I make it to the republic of Texas I will buy you a lunch. I won’t need the entire time, so I should be able to give you an honest assessment while we finish our milkshakes. If I wince, it’s not good.

 

[badblue]

I did not know until now that having the waste bin out in the kitchen is seen as low class. I have always hated when you’re at someone else’s place and you go through the dance of “where is it?”, “under the sink?”, “other drawer?”. Just make it apparent from the get go.

Low class is having an outdoor trash can in your kitchen.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Low class is having an outdoor trash can in your kitchen.

Oscar the grouch can come kick it with me

 

[Artoris]

Oscar the grouch can come kick it with me

Is there enough room

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Is there enough room

For you Artoris? Aye.

 

[badblue]

Oscar would be a terrible roommate.

He does everything in that can. Everything. Imagine the smell.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

That’s racisalist yo

 

[Artoris]

For you Artoris? Aye.

I don't do orgies in confined spaces

 

[West Texas CEO]

I don't do orgies in confined spaces

You should.
It feels like a bunch of crabs in a barrel and then after, you got crabs for real .

 

[badblue]

That’s racisalist yo

If Elmo poops, so does Oscar.

Oscar never leaves his can and the standard garbage can does not have enough room for a toilet.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Celcius]

Sweater weather is finally here yissssssssssssss
I had forgotten what it felt like to go outside without melting

 

[badblue]

I don't do orgies in confined spaces

I used to.

Nothing like have 3 or 4 sweaty dude's in masks pressing up against you while you try and man handle a tube into a hole with their help.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Sweater weather is finally here yissssssssssssss
I had forgotten what it felt like to go outside without melting

I was a summer guy until this summer.

Fuck the heat .

 

[Artoris]

You should.
It feels like a bunch of crabs in a barrel and then after, you got crabs for real .

Lobsters have more meat on them

 

[LostDonkey]

Bacon fries or Frazzles?

 

[Lunarorbit]

If Elmo poops, so does Oscar.

Oscar never leaves his can and the standard garbage can does not have enough room for a toilet.

Isn't there a movie where he goes to his hometown? There's a town full of Oscars somewhere out there. Did he bring his can with him?

Is it a mobile home?

 

[Auto_aim1]

Fridge water dispenser button doesn't work if the door is open. Found out just now and I am blown away.

 

[GeekyDad]

This thread...scares me now.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Morning pooping was easier when I still smokged.

 

[kanjobazooie]

> "Settings"
> "Multitasking"
> Turn off "Snap windows"

You're f3$r#%!#%n welcome.

 

[badblue]

I say: "I can't right now I'm busy right now with X"

They hear: "Sure, I'm not busy with work or anything this morning I can totally help you troubleshoot your wifi/internet issue over the phone."

 

[kanjobazooie]

I say: "I can't right now I'm busy right now with X"

They hear: "Sure, I'm not busy with work or anything this morning I can totally help you troubleshoot your wifi/internet issue over the phone."

When you tell them 'X' they think you're on the social media platform doing nothing.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

King Gainer had one of the best OPs ever.

 

[badblue]

When you tell them 'X' they think you're on the social media platform doing nothing.

The only 'X' they are familiar with ends with "hamster".

 

[LostDonkey]

Can feel the cold breath of winter on the skin this morning. This is my time of year. I hate the summer.

 

[GeekyDad]

Check back in 10 years for accurate news about what is happening now with regards to the "Israel-Palestine" conflict.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Sweater weather = Sweater meat

 

[Jsisto]

What if you put cookie dough on top of a cookie. Does it become cookie dough or is it still a cookie? Where does cookie begin and dough end?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I think i like my therapist more than I should : (

 

[West Texas CEO]

I think i like my therapist more than I should : (

Romantically?

 

[BadBurger]

About seven hours into Assassin's Creed: Mirage, and now all I want to do is either buy a Series X to play the Enzio collection at 60 fps on my TV, or just buy AC2 on Steam to replay between my PC and Deck.

 

[KrakenIPA]

About seven hours into Assassin's Creed: Mirage, and now all I want to do is either buy a Series X to play the Enzio collection at 60 fps on my TV, or just buy AC2 on Steam to replay between my PC and Deck.

I loved Origins so much! Fighting a hippo next to a crocodile is top tier gaming! I'll never forget Venizio and Firenze, tho.

 

[LostDonkey]

How many Alts does RGR have?

I often read through the ban list just to see who has fallen and this guy has been trying now for months to get back on board. Can't knock the effort.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

How many Alts does RGR have?

I often read through the ban list just to see who has fallen and this guy has been trying now for months to get back on board. Can't knock the effort.

Who's RGR? Does he have a general way of posting that makes it clear it's him?

 

[LostDonkey]

Who's RGR? Does he have a general way of posting that makes it clear it's him?

Not sure. Remember him from a few years back and I've been watching the ban page over the years, mad how many times he's tried to come back, variations of the name always have RGR in it.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Not sure. Remember him from a few years back and I've been watching the ban page over the years, mad how many times he's tried to come back, variations of the name always have RGR in it.

Putting variations of your name in your alt.

 

[LostDonkey]

Putting variations of your name in your alt.

Haha that's the funniest thing!

It's like RGR1

RGR2

RGR3 etc

 

[LostDonkey]

Blokes who don't wash their hands after having a piss in public toilets make me sick.

Literally takes 10 seconds. Dirty cunts.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Man, I wish I knew how to do the blurry spoiler on here. Every time I see someone else's post with one, clicking on it is satisfying like wiping grime off your glasses, and I want to share that joy with others.

Spoiler

See, clicking on this wasn't as fun, was it?

 

[GeekyDad]

Sweater weather = Sweater meat

In a desperate bout of hunger, having been out all day, I asked my wife to pull through the drive-thru so we could get a couple of burgers. It had probably been over a decade since I'd had that...stuff.

I bit into the burger, and literally didn't recognize what I was tasting. It didn't taste like real food. I wasn't sure if it had been synthesized somehow, or what the hell it was. And to be fair, it might not have been the meat; it could have been the bun.

Short story long, I think I can wait another ten years before doing fast food again.

 

[LostDonkey]

In a desperate bout of hunger, having been out all day, I asked my wife to pull through the drive-thru so we could get a couple of burgers. It had probably been over a decade since I'd had that...stuff.

I bit into the burger, and literally didn't recognize what I was tasting. It didn't taste like real food. I wasn't sure if it had been synthesized somehow, or what the hell it was. And to be fair, it might not have been the meat; it could have been the bun.

Short story long, I think I can wait another ten years before doing fast food again.

You know I always find the best burgers are from those side of the road vans in truck stops and amusement parks etc.

You can watch it being cooked and get the smell from everything mmmmm

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Is tommib back?!

 

[EviLore]

Is tommib back?!

Yep!

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Yep!

 

[West Texas CEO]

Should we tell him to stay out of the Hamas thread?

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Xvideos embedded posts now?

Thanks mods. I knew you'd come through in these dark hours.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Welcome back tommib <3
Time to bust out this gem

Man, I wish I knew how to do the blurry spoiler on here. Every time I see someone else's post with one, clicking on it is satisfying like wiping grime off your glasses, and I want to share that joy with others.

Spoiler

See, clicking on this wasn't as fun, was it?

Use ispoiler instead of just spoiler.

[iSpoiler]
[/iSpolier]