Colonel Mustard
Banned
Before clicking, my three for the top was either Brother Ali, Sage Francis or Aesop Rock.
Ali>>>Francis>>>>>>Aesop
Looks up the rule on banning people because they have bad musical taste. Damn it! Not allowed...
lol this was funny.French rappers blow all of them out of the water.
but he's rightLooks up the rule on banning people because they have bad musical taste. Damn it! Not allowed...
Glad I am not the only one that noticed thisAlright on a second look through I am noticing a very glaring flaw with this chart. Where the FUCK is Pharoahe Monch?
What?Where's Lil Jon?
but he's right
where the fuck is Biggie?
lolBAN! BAN! BAN!
I was wondering, and thank you. Also: yuck.Random Aesop quotes for those who are wondering.
Inorganic pat on back. trim the panic flat on backer. Back to back like Mad Hatter magic rabid mastiff collaborative splatter bachelor fabric fatter with Cabbage Patch lit.
Wanna be a fighter pilot driving that childish early Wright brothers experiment prototypic model fossil. Sittin', sweatin' bullets on a console busting accidental dirt bike donuts outside the most ridiculous poison-tongue-brain-silo.
Something something Illuminati...something something apocalypse...something something Pepsi/Bill O'Reily.Was hoping to find Immortal Technique in that mix.
The cemetary.
Ya we need El and Mike added to this chart.
I was wondering, and thank you. Also: yuck.
I find that kind of rhyming to be incredibly stupid. I think Asher Roth does that almsot free-association thing too, which probably sounds great to him when he's H.A.F. hotboxing in his Range Rover, smoking his flip flops or whatever he's into... like "yeahhhhh this is doopppeee isn't it so dope" and his friends going "so dope Asher, so dope. You're the dopest Asher, the dopest" meanwhile it falls so fucking flat for me. Super try hard mode ENGAGE.
Why isn't eminem on this? Every other big name is. Was wondering how he stacked up.
Why isn't eminem on this? Every other big name is. Was wondering how he stacked up.
He's on there. 4,494 (toward the top of the image).
Recommend me some french rap, since it's supposed to be that good. Also, extra points for italian or german rap.
By the way, I'll bet Saul Williams would give Aesop Rock a run for his money.
He's also a much much better lyricist than him (though it's not the fairest of comparisons).
p.s.
I would like to see a Brother Ali there too.
Plebian, I'ma calm combo of caffeine and crack.
Simple and grounded, that'll grind you into decaf.
But step back, I'll soak your shit in half and half.
Cause your stench been spoiled, expiration passed.
Nobody else I can think of raps about chemistry and calculus. Alphabet Aerobiccs is certainly something else.
Mastodon basically retold Moby Dick through their album Leviathan. Different genre, same kicks though.
goin back to Tangier
with some jordans and a spear
post-christian shit
post chicken or the egg addiction shit
pass the sherm stick
neo-reality
be the freak you wanna see
just dont follow me
im on a journey to
the center of three
grab your fucking chain and drag you through the bike lane
while everybody's like no
i got this pregnant snake
stay surrounded by long hairs
a plethora of maniacs
and spiral stairs
make your water break
in the apple store
sink or swim, who fucking cares
cut the birth cords
press send
yeah thick
gaga cant handle this shit
headed for the sammy davis wing
throw up a black hole at the entrance of linens n things
on the way
never call it a day
visit Tesla's grave for the ninth time today
still on the way
bigger wigs
(when you come out
your shit is gone)
i'm in your area
i know the first three numbers
i'm in
when you come out
your shit is gone
you'll catch a jpeg to the head
über reach
you're an intern
on wikileaks
most loved therefore most hated
come and knock on the door we've been waiting for you
game changer
reclusive aggressive
yingin and yanging noided
info warrior jack the hacker
the rolling stoner
profit on disaster
my existence is a
momentary lapse of reason
got the DNA of gothic lemons
shred it thirteen times
out of eleven
your bad ideas are the ATM
shed my skin
leave it for the homeless
to sleep it
prodigal, fuck that nautical
teachin bitches how to swim
i'm in your area
i know the first three numbers
i'm in
(teachin bitches how to swim)
now backstroke
through your k-hole
dont run
ya might slip
the table's flipped now we got all the coconuts bitch
burmese babies under each arm
screamin beautiful songs
the cray cray ultra contrarion
havin conversations
with your car alarm
when you come out
your shit is gone
soon your crew will be servin sandwiches named after me
vietnamese style fool, please
front row at the mass games
untraceable by name
you speak of us in certain circles you will be dethroned or detained
GONE
i'm in your area
i know the first three numbers
i'm in
Where's Lil Jon?
And they could have at least started the graph at zero so we can see Mike Jones.
Random Aesop quotes for those who are wondering.
Inorganic pat on back. trim the panic flat on backer. Back to back like Mad Hatter magic rabid mastiff collaborative splatter bachelor fabric fatter with Cabbage Patch lit.
Wanna be a fighter pilot driving that childish early Wright brothers experiment prototypic model fossil. Sittin', sweatin' bullets on a console busting accidental dirt bike donuts outside the most ridiculous poison-tongue-brain-silo.
Actually surprised he isn't higher.
Recommend me some french rap, since it's supposed to be that good. Also, extra points for italian or german rap.
Random Aesop quotes for those who are wondering.
Inorganic pat on back. trim the panic flat on backer. Back to back like Mad Hatter magic rabid mastiff collaborative splatter bachelor fabric fatter with Cabbage Patch lit.
Wanna be a fighter pilot driving that childish early Wright brothers experiment prototypic model fossil. Sittin', sweatin' bullets on a console busting accidental dirt bike donuts outside the most ridiculous poison-tongue-brain-silo.
Actually surprised he isn't higher.
Someone buy DMX a thesaurus...
This is kind of unfair to DMX. His vocabulary is actually unique because he barks and growls like a dog quite often.
If dog communication was included DMX would be in the "Moby Dick" catergory.