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Rate yourself on how well you give oral sex.

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NLB2

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Badabing said:
From a scale of 1 - 10. 10 being the best, obviously.

I'd give myself an 8.
I don't know man, maybe you should ask your girlfriend to rate me.
*rimshot
 

DCX

DCX
Some where between a 7.5-9 depending on the build up of the moment. By the way, in before someone gives us a 6.8 or C- score ;)

DCX
 

GaimeGuy

Volunteer Deputy Campaign Director, Obama for America '16
NA: the most sex I've ever done or been involved with is masturbation.
 

demi

Member
I usually give it pretty good, but she's always complaining!

STOP STOP I DIDNT MEAN IT NOOOOOOOOOO HELP POLICE HELLLLLLLLLLLP

I mean, is it really that hard to understand? I'm here to give it, got it?
 

teiresias

Member
Between a 9 and a 10 depending on how into you I am. I arrive at this rating based on various comments from people (ummm, not THAT many people though :D ).
 

kumanoki

Member
Welcome back, Star Power. I see that in the shuffle you've managed to retain your nega-tag.

I rate myself as a 7. I'm willing to perform the act, but I expect reciprocation.
 

Rorschach

Member
Topic Shift: Rate yourself on how well you receive oral sex.

I'd say I'm about a 9. I still have some fine tuning to do on my technique, but I've seen few that are better.

This is one of the worst topics I've seen on GAF.
 
I suck at it.


Seriously, I don't think I'm very good... Probably a 6 or 7 at best. I get bored/tired of doing it pretty quickly most of the time (there are exceptions).

I love receiving it though.
 

Celicar

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I don't do it too often anymore. It really isn't that fun, but I would rate myself an 8. I just get bored after 5 minutes or so.
 
If she has a big clitoris and you can like dribble the shit = 10
I will make her faint playing with that shit

If she has a little tiny clitoris = 4

If it don't smell just right = runs for my life
 
Badabing said:
From a scale of 1 - 10. 10 being the best, obviously.

I'd give myself an 8.

shiiiit...


mafia.gif


That right there alone should rate you a 10.5!
 
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