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[JimmyJones]

bro watch in a decade walking talking sex bots

im gonna get one man

 

[infinitys_7th]

Well you know, some of us prefer physical media... Lol

Eventually you won't be able to tell the difference between VR and the real world, and it will be cheaper than a doll, let alone a gynoid.

That applies for almost everything else as well - VR is going to create a post-scarcity world for most non-essential consumables, including social interactions. Shit will be wack yo.

People don't know this, but the reason our elites gave us a taboo against banging dead chicks is because of the life force in our jizz. If you actually bang a dead chick she comes back to life as a zombie. The elites and the Bilderburg Group and JAY-Z and the CFR want to keep this power for themselves. Can't have the plebes making a zombie army after all.

MOOOOOODS!

 

[Silent Duck]

 

[davepoobond]

I looked over the guys catalog and just nope'd out. They all look weird, and I imagine banging one is like what banging a dead body would be like - stiff, cold, lifeless, no heartbeat or palpitations or scratching your back or nibbling on your earlobe.

Online dating in a nutshell

 

[ipukespiders]

Feminists will shame men for this as it keeps a man's attention and resources away from women. Can't have that, no sir.

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

 

[Silent Duck]

I looked over the guys catalog and just nope'd out.

That’s only because you haven’t checked out his bargain bin yet.
This one looks top notch.

 

[lil puff]

Imagine having it accidentally delivered to your workplace.

"Oh Brad isn't here? OK we'll just leave it at his desk, thanks. Tell him we apologize about the damaged packaging"

 

[manfestival]

Neogaf is horny as fuck these days.

I think I noticed that the other day too but it is just more real each day lol

 

[GymWolf]

So there are people that clean these dolls for a living..

There was this time where i had to clean an old industrial hoven with a shitload of dead mices and beetles inside, not really that far in terms of shitty jobs...

Make it clean like new my father said to me that day...

 

[Cravis]

So there are people that clean these dolls for a living..

What a shitty job. I mean that’s even below the janitor at the peep show.

 

[Grinchy]

So there are people that clean these dolls for a living..

This is why we have to stop kicking out illegal Mexicans.

 

[GymWolf]

This is why we have to stop kicking out illegal Mexicans.

Not good for this job, they usually fills tacos with sauce, not the other way around.

(Sorry for any mexican offended by this joke)

 

[lil puff]

What a shitty job. I mean that’s even below the janitor at the peep show.

hmmm.
I don't know. The janitor has to stand outside those stalls with a mop (friggin disgusting), in front of everyone.

Whereas dude cleaning these, I'd believe would be isolated.

They both are humiliating.

 

[The Pleasure]

I think it's fucked up that women can use sex toys and we all think it's hot, but a man using sex toys is mocked and laughed at.

But, a full-sized heavy ass doll that you can barely lug around the room is just overboard. And then we get to the rental aspect. I'll just keep using my vacuum cleaner with glued on googly eyes like a normal person.

Save your money like a disciplined person and buy yourself that android cat girl. Mine is named Sony.

 

[lil puff]

I'd like to take one of these onto the subway and make out with it just to see the reactions.

 

[Kadayi]

'Hello, is that the Police? I'd like to report a crime , I believe my dodgy neighbour may be a murderer. I witnessed him and another man carrying what appeared to be a lifeless body to a van'

You know it's going to happen right.

 

[The Pleasure]

'Hello, is that the Police? I'd like to report a crime , I believe my dodgy neighbour may be a murderer. I witnessed him and another man carrying what appeared to be a lifeless body to a van'

You know it's going to happen right.

Haters love the po po when they can't afford nice shit.

 

[Cravis]

hmmm.
I don't know. The janitor has to stand outside those stalls with a mop (friggin disgusting), in front of everyone.

Whereas dude cleaning these, I'd believe would be isolated.

They both are humiliating.

Very true. I was thinking more of the actual work. A janitor just gets to mop it up. It’s fresh lol. These sex dolls.... they’re going to have to get in there in the nitty gritty and use some elbow grease cause this shit will have solidified by then.

 

[Kagey K]

'Hello, is that the Police? I'd like to report a crime , I believe my dodgy neighbour may be a murderer. I witnessed him and another man carrying what appeared to be a lifeless body to a van'

You know it's going to happen right.

There was an episode of Monk that was like this. They thought they saw a man throw his girlfriend off a balcony, but he was banging his sex doll and she (it?) fell.

 

[lil puff]

Very true. I was thinking more of the actual work. A janitor just gets to mop it up. It’s fresh lol. These sex dolls.... they’re going to have to get in there in the nitty gritty and use some elbow grease cause this shit will have solidified by then.

Damn, that got me good, crackin up here.

Well, on the bright side, maybe they can donate to sperm banks, after they filter out the chunky bits.