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[Skatterd]

Trickle down Trumped up economics eh

 

[ClosingADoor]

The piss thing is funny but in the cold light of day is on par with David Cameron fucking a dead pig (which had no effect other than being embarassing for a couple of days).

Its not if Trump is letting himself be black mailed over it.

 

[RedAssedApe]

Obama getting this report.

was all fun and games until trump won :\

 

[War Peaceman]

This leak is CIA retaliation.

Yup, it is a CIA power play

 

[Boem]

honestly speaking, if this is confirmed to be legit what could happen? can he still be president?

Yes. I don't trust the system that much.

I mean, I'm hoping it'll result in anything if concrete proof was ever presented, but I'm not holding my breath anymore.

True or not, the pissing on Obama's hotel bed story is going to go down in history now. Just like the pussy grabbing, it'll follow Trump's name for all time.

I feel happy about that, at least.

 

[Croyles]

So that's why he's so orange.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

I would caution against swallowing (*ahem*) any of this based on this report alone. No need to lower our own standards for sources just because it involves Trump.

Yup. All this is incredibly salacious and damaging to Trump, but the claims are so outlandish that outside of us now knowing that the CIA/NSA/FBI acknowledging said report exists, there's nothing new here.

At least this story's still here to provide us laughs: https://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/01/us/politics/fbi-russia-election-donald-trump.html

 

[MIMIC]

Quickly glanced the Buzzfeed story. Isn't this the thing that was rumored months ago? Him being monitored in weird sex acts?

 

[Bit-Bit]

Let's produce the evidence and impeach his ass.

 

[Melkezadek]

So I'm hitting the dankest weed right now, and I can't stop grinning. Help.

This is unreal.

 

[Lord Frieza]

How do you think Obama reacted when he was briefed on this?

He's going to piss on the master bed in the White House and call Trump the day after the inauguration and tell him, 'You slept in my piss.' Then just hang up.

 

[Vixdean]

Who cares if it's fake, people believing fake shit is why Trump is President. Fight fire with pee.

 

[How About No]

imagining obama reading this text

Well at least he didn't sleep in it after

 

[Kifimbo]

This leak is CIA retaliation.

Yeah, true or not, this report is probably the start of a conflict between the intel community and Trump.

 

[ErasureAcer]

Yuck, Obama should never accept a drink from Trump or anything else if he can help it.

I figured Russia would have Obama poisoned at some point through Trump. Maybe inauguration day.

 

[KingKong]

that really doesnt sound real. who is the source giving them this intel when they couldnt produce anything definitive before

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

If anything in this report is confirmed then Trump must be impeached. He must.

Impeachment is for things you do while in office. Trump has not assumed office yet.

 

[Neuromancer]

WTF

I literally cannot believe this is happening.

 

[tedrotheredro]

I mean, sure, the piss thing is crazy as fuck, but the meat of this is the concept that Russia is blackmailing Trump and he's been plotting with them. It's kind of hard to separate the two even though that is a clear Trumpian strategy.

 

[Alucrid]

the 1st Pissadent of the United States of America

 

[Alebrije]

What the fuck am I reading?

Next Tarantino's movie plot

 

[Ourobolus]

Next Tarantino's movie plot

Not enough feet

 

[Ooccoo]

I wonder what happens if/when TRUMP gets removed. Blood on the streets?

 

[SuperHans]

Watersportsgate

 

[Dai Kaiju]

HE WANTED TO DEFILE THE BED OBAMA SLEPT IN HOLY SHIT

This seems kind like they're trying too hard to the point of sounding stupid. Like when a prosecutor goes overboard trying to discredit someone and they're like "TELL US ABOUT THE SATANIC RITUALS!". I mean, I suppose I should believe anything at this point but come on.

 

[BronsonLee]

I mean, sure, the piss thing is crazy as fuck, but the meat of this is the concept that Russia is blackmailing Trump and he's been plotting with them. It's kind of hard to separate the two even though that is a clear Trumpian strategy.

It doesn't matter as long as he gets the fuck out

 

[Stinkles]

trump's next tweet gonna be mad awkward

 

[thehypocrite]

The piss thing is funny but in the cold light of day is on par with David Cameron fucking a dead pig (which had no effect other than being embarassing for a couple of days).

You think that stunt is funny?

Wow.....No words.

 

[JORMBO]

This story again.

 

[Black Mamba]

that really doesnt sound real. who is the source giving them this intel when they couldnt produce anything definitive before

This was all produced before the election but kept under wraps.

Though David Corn wrote an article citing it.

 

[Suikoguy]

Is it sad the CIA should be spying on our own president since he can't be trusted enough?

 

[sam777]

the 1st Pissadent of the United States of America

LOL

 

[NullPointer]

Impeachment is for things you do while in office. Trump has not assumed office yet.

Maybe we can prepeach him.

 

[Stead Fast]

You gotta feel bad for Trump if he does get to walk in the Presidential bedroom after all this: Obama needs to leave an A4 with a small smilie, no just a and let Trump's mind break itself trying to figure out what he did to the bed/room/house days before Trump moved in.

 

[whyamihere]

THE NEXT FOUR YEARS MUST BE FILLED WITH PEE INNUENDO EVERY TIME SOMEONE TALKS TO HIM

 

[ClosingADoor]

Quickly glanced the Buzzfeed story. Isn't this the thing that was rumored months ago? Him being monitored in weird sex acts?

The thing about contact between Moscow and Trump team went around before the election, even with some analyzing of data streams. Didn't get picked up by a lot of media though. Maybe different now that the CIA and FBI take it seriously.

 

[Ozorov]

trump's next tweet gonna be mad awkward

I'm looking forward to it!

 

[Rked]

Why is this not on the news if this is legit?

 

[AkumaNiko]

im sure this was asked but im too lazy to go read it.

Is this treason?

 

[Bronx-Man]

Dumbfuck in flyover state that voted for Trump because of economic anxiety: "I don't get what the big deal is. You ain't never paid for a pretty lady to pee on your bed? There ain't nothing more patriotic than that. Roll tide."

 

[ratcliffja]

From the Buzzfeed article -
"It is not just unconfirmed: It includes some clear errors. The report misspells the name of one company, “Alpha Group,” throughout. It is Alfa Group. The report says the settlement of Barvikha, outside Moscow, is “reserved for the residences of the top leadership and their close associates.” It is not reserved for anyone, and is also populated by the very wealthy."

This kind of harms its credibility, but oh man I hope this is true.

More than kind of. It's a report that hasn't been and possibly can't be verified with some significant errors and a lot of serious accusations that is coming up right before inauguration. Unless there is some hard evidence, this will be dismissed pretty quickly and only those who hated Trump already will cling to it as truth. I'm not holding my breath. Hopefully I'm wrong, though.

 

[Captin Quacker]

Impeachment is for things you do while in office. Trump has not assumed office yet.

then can we at the very least shoot him over a wall or sumthin?

 

[RedAssedApe]

anyone laugh when you see "LEAK" in reference to this

 

[RDreamer]

Quickly glanced the Buzzfeed story. Isn't this the thing that was rumored months ago? Him being monitored in weird sex acts?

Yeah, Motherjones reported on it.

The reason it's coming back now is because intelligence agencies started looking into it and apparently the source is legit enough that they included this in their reports to Obama/Trump because it's circulating other intelligence agencies now, too.

That's my understanding of the situation anyway.

 

[Wilsongt]

Is there anything actually damning in there and not just Trump being a child?

 

[Couleurs]

im sure this was asked but im too lazy to go read it.

Is this treason?

Pee-son

 

[Tamanon]

I hope the Religious Right sleeps well at night.

 

[Stinkles]

Impeachment is for things you do while in office. Trump has not assumed office yet.

They have jail for civilians convicted of treasonous activity with foreign nations.

 

[ReAxion]

orange piss hog

 

[Fancyarcher]

This is like shit out of a political thriller. Fucking surreal. Nothing will probably come of this because Trump will just use his twitter as an excuse to make people forget it, but hope something does come of it. It's pretty obvious Donald hates the country that made him rich.