Support NeoGAF

Manics · Apr 4, 2005

So, my buddy Rick went to Montreal this weekend to meet up with some girl he was chatting with on the Internet. He's back and telling me all sorts of stories of what went on during the weekend. Apparently this girl makes "good money" according to him and paid for all their food / lodging for the weekend for them. In addition to that, she bet Rick she could make him cum in under 1:30. Rick claims he won the bet and pocketed $400 off of her.

Now all this may be bull but it still shows a great lack of respect for women from Rick. I thought he was changing and actually looking for a girl to settle down with. I can't give this guy anymore advice as he only seems to want these trashy girls.

Sorry for the rant. Guy is just seriously bugging me at this point.

Fifty · Apr 4, 2005

Interesting thread title. I probably wouldn't have clicked it if you just said "My friend is a lost cause" future posters take note.

Suerte · Apr 4, 2005

I thought this would have been about my Ricky.

olimario · Apr 4, 2005

Suerte said:
I thought this would have been about my Ricky.

This thread is a sign!

Ryck · Apr 4, 2005

I thought this thread was about about me! :0

impirius · Apr 4, 2005

I thought this was about Ricky Williams

Seth C · Apr 4, 2005

I thought it was about Rick Pitino...haha.

Suerte · Apr 4, 2005

olimario said:
This thread is a sign!

Minotauro · Apr 4, 2005

Your friend is full of shit. If girls like that actually exist, you don't find them on the internet.

Manics · Apr 6, 2005

Minotauro said:
Your friend is full of shit. If girls like that actually exist, you don't find them on the internet.

Even though I'm loathe to admit it, I don't think Rick is full of shit. I've known the guy for quite some time and I've met some of the girls he tells me about from time to time. I'm just disgusted at his behaviour sometimes, it's like are my friends a reflection of who I am? Do I hang around and listen to guys like this because in some way I live vicariously through him?

drohne · Apr 6, 2005

she sounds like a stripper. or very like a stripper i knew years ago.

mrkapawutzis · Apr 6, 2005

Sounds like you've got a small case of haterade that you sip from every now and then.

shuri · Apr 6, 2005

Minotauro said:
Your friend is full of shit. If girls like that actually exist, you don't find them on the internet.

You find them in Montreal

It also sounds that the Original poster wishes he was Rick. Dunno, but it seems that the sex0r was consentual. Where's the trouble?

Dujour · Apr 6, 2005

Man, I thought this was about The Story of Ricky.

levious · Apr 6, 2005

Naked Shuriken said:
You find them in Montreal It also sounds that the Original poster wishes he was Rick. Dunno, but it seems that the sex0r was consentual. Where's the trouble?

very true

and I thought this thread was about Ricky Williams.

DarienA · Apr 6, 2005

Minotauro said:
Your friend is full of shit. If girls like that actually exist, you don't find them on the internet.

...how do I put this? You're wrong my friend....

hXc_thugg · Apr 6, 2005

Suerte said:

I came into this thread thinking about Ricky from the Kaiser Chiefs, because he was the only Ricky I could think of. I was disappointed by this thread until I got to your post, Suerte!

Minotauro · Apr 6, 2005

DarienA said:
...how do I put this? You're wrong my friend....

Please, allow me to continue to live in the cloud of ignorance that prevents me from putting a gun in my mouth every morning.

Thank you.

Pimpwerx · Apr 6, 2005

mrkapawutzis said:
Sounds like you've got a small case of haterade that you sip from every now and then.

Pfft, buddy's straight guzzling that shit. :lol For real, don't hate, appreciate. Your friend's swimmin' in the poon, join in the fun. PEACE.

MaverickX9 · Apr 7, 2005

I thought this thread was about Rick Springfield.

Oh, sounds to me like the girl had herpes or some other crazy STD.

marsomega · Apr 7, 2005

I thought this was about Ricky Lake and her talk show.

evil solrac v3.0 · Apr 7, 2005

i thought this was about rick santorum.

Dead · Apr 7, 2005

I thought this was about Ricky Martin!

Suerte · Apr 7, 2005

hXc_thugg said:
I came into this thread thinking about Ricky from the Kaiser Chiefs, because he was the only Ricky I could think of. I was disappointed by this thread until I got to your post, Suerte!

I'm here to help! *salutes*

Manics · Apr 7, 2005

Naked Shuriken said:
You find them in Montreal It also sounds that the Original poster wishes he was Rick. Dunno, but it seems that the sex0r was consentual. Where's the trouble?

I don't wish I was Rick. Guy seriously has some issues with women and using them as objects. He's constantly checking out chat rooms and such for women to pick up, use and then talk to me about. He loves giving me the stories of all the "dumb bitches" he's had a conquest over. This last one was too much -- she paid HIM for a blowjob!

dskillzhtown · Apr 7, 2005

Minotauro said:
Your friend is full of shit. If girls like that actually exist, you don't find them on the internet.

In fact, the internet is the best place to meet girls like that.

Minotauro · Apr 7, 2005

dskillzhtown said:
In fact, the internet is the best place to meet girls like that.

Please, give me direction. I tried www.richchickswhopaytoblowyou.com and got a 404...

Borys · Apr 7, 2005

This title had me fooled.

hXc_thugg · Apr 7, 2005

Borys said:
This title had me fooled.

I wonder if this just contains 12 remixes of "Livin' La Vida Loca".

Wellington · Apr 7, 2005

Manics said:
This last one was too much -- she paid HIM for a blowjob!

And you're saying he has a problem!?

The guy must be a ball of stress.

Pimpwerx · Apr 8, 2005

Manics said:
I don't wish I was Rick. Guy seriously has some issues with women and using them as objects. He's constantly checking out chat rooms and such for women to pick up, use and then talk to me about. He loves giving me the stories of all the "dumb bitches" he's had a conquest over. This last one was too much -- she paid HIM for a blowjob!

Your friend is a man after my own heart. Don't hate b/c he chose the path of least resistance and it actually paid off. If meaningless sex isn't your cup of tea, so what? For an awful lot of people, there's no better sex. Shit, I'd love to be paid to get a bj. That's just too sweet. Only chicks and guys who can't get any give a shit about commitment. :lol PEACE.

sefskillz · Apr 8, 2005

Man, there's nothing trashy about a girl betting $400 to make you cum in under 90 seconds. That's amazing. Can't.. lose.

Jdw40223 · Apr 8, 2005

My turn:
I thought this was about Ricky Schroeder.

" Take that spoon out cha' mouf Hoe. "

Ristamar · Apr 8, 2005

Ricky was a young boy
He had a heart of stone...

ToxicAdam · Apr 8, 2005

Actually, it sounds like a fat girl. They are always trying to brag about thier sexual exploits so you will sleep with them.

It never worked on me.

when i was sober

Support NeoGAF

Ricky is a lost cause

Banned

Member

Member

Banned

Member

Member

Member

Member

Finds Purchase on Dog Nutz

Banned

hyperbolically metafictive

Member

Banned

Banned

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on

Member

Finds Purchase on Dog Nutz

Member

Member

Member

Member

well not really...yet

Member

Banned

keep your strippers out of my American football

Finds Purchase on Dog Nutz

Banned

Member

BAAAALLLINNN'

Member

shitting in the alley outside your window

Member

Member

Member

Similar threads