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[Kamina]

ITT: chocolate stick defense squad

 

[haxan7]

on topic, I dated quite a few younger girls prior to getting married for the 2nd time

I noticed girls 18-23 seem to be super open to anal. females my age (late 30s) don't seem to be nearly as receptive to it.

it was the strangest thing. anal was as normal as giving a bj or just regular ol' sex to them. it was like a complete non issue for them.

attitudes have most definitely changed.

 

[GeorgioCostanzaX]

Was he holding both your shoulders at the time?

That would be physically impossible but he was whispering medical terms softly and lovingly in my ear?

 

[V1LÆM]

shit's serious yo. my ass was bleeding and was pooping myself without knowing it at times. took a long time to recover.

don't stick girthy 10" dildos up your balloon knot

I served a customer that purchased 3 bottles of lube yesterday!

Three?! What does an old geezer need three bottles of lube for!

 

[chromhound]

I served a customer that purchased 3 bottles of lube yesterday!

Three?! What does an old geezer need three bottles of lube for!

 

[Rat Rage]

i'll eat a chick ass tho

... getting that extra serving of probiotics, I see!

 

[haxan7]

shit's serious yo. my ass was bleeding and was pooping myself without knowing it at times. took a long time to recover.

don't stick girthy 10" dildos up your balloon knot

I am not feeling good about this level of homophobia being allowed here. Taking large objects up the ass is natural and normal. We should NOT be shaming people for it.

Do better.

 

[chromhound]

... getting that extra serving of probiotics, I see!

Getting all my vitamins

 

[Kilau]

Getting all my vitamins

 

[Buggy Loop]

The same consequences could be said for fucking a pussy when you think about it. If you degenerate in either cases, it can go bad.

 

[Tams]

The same consequences could be said for fucking a pussy when you think about it. If you degenerate in either cases, it can go bad.

Yeah, but one's evolved to have stuff go up (and occasionally out - at the cost of saggage) of it, and the other exclusively out of it.

 

[anthony2690]

shit's serious yo. my ass was bleeding and was pooping myself without knowing it at times. took a long time to recover.

don't stick girthy 10" dildos up your balloon knot

 

[V1LÆM]

I am not feeling good about this level of homophobia being allowed here. Taking large objects up the ass is natural and normal. We should NOT be shaming people for it.

Do better.

You think I wasn't being serious? You think I was joking? And how the fuck am I being homophobic?

Alright my post might have sounded a bit silly but I did say I was being serious. I wouldn't say I'm gay but I'm not straight (probably bi but i don't label) If you want to have anal sex or use anal sex toys you need to be careful.

Don't assume shit. Do better.

 

[Flutta]

Maybe because your a-hole isnt meant for penetration?

 

[V1LÆM]

Maybe because your a-hole isnt meant for penetration?

but still people do it and if done carefully is harmless and enjoyable.

just a thought.

 

[FunkMiller]

This says more about poor sex education from those involved than anything else. Get her relaxed and horny enough, and get loads of lube on the go, and everything is fine, in my experience.

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

Maybe because your a-hole isnt meant for penetration?

that’s half the fun

 

[Bartski]

and not a single mention of penile swelling

 

[Flutta]

but still people do it and if done carefully is harmless and enjoyable.

just a thought.

People do all kinds of things that they think are ”harmless and enjoyable” untill It isnt.

I mean if you want to risk waking up one day because you shat yourself and now be forced to walk around with a plug up your ass so you wont shit yourself AGAIN in public, have at it

 

[Bernd Lauert]

I heard that pornstars who do anal often have to wear diapers later in life. Not sure if true but makes sense.

 

[jason10mm]

I heard that pornstars who do anal often have to wear diapers later in life. Not sure if true but makes sense.

Just wait till DVDA becomes normalized!

Buy stock in Depends now, hot stock tip

 

[haxan7]

You think I wasn't being serious? You think I was joking? And how the fuck am I being homophobic?

Alright my post might have sounded a bit silly but I did say I was being serious. I wouldn't say I'm gay but I'm not straight (probably bi but i don't label) If you want to have anal sex or use anal sex toys you need to be careful.

Don't assume shit. Do better.

i was teasin u bro

 

[V1LÆM]

i was teasin u bro

didn't seem like it.

People do all kinds of things that they think are ”harmless and enjoyable” untill It isnt.

I mean if you want to risk waking up one day because you shat yourself and now be forced to walk around with a plug up your ass so you wont shit yourself AGAIN in public, have at it

except people have been sticking stuff up their arse for hundreds if not thousands of years.

 

[Fake]

Let me guess whose fault it is.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

 

[Impotaku]

Getting all my vitamins

I'm guessing this is the guy the Boondocks based that episode off i'm only guessing because of the identical hat LOL.

I likes ya & i wants ya, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Oh i see you choosing the hard way right now.

 

[chromhound]

I'm guessing this is the guy the Boondocks based that episode off i'm only guessing because of the identical hat LOL.

I likes ya & i wants ya, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Oh i see you choosing the hard way right now.

 

[Impotaku]

LOL holy shit the Boondocks did their homework beautifully. Man i miss that show

 

[Kamina]

 

[Kilau]

 

[Ironbunny]

 

[The Pleasure]

 

[Kamina]

 

[M1chl]

Never liked it. Now it's health risk for me, as I already had HEV 2 times. So I feel like all my dislike towards that is justified, you know, you wouldn't want to hurt a woman, right? I am totally a good one now.

 

[TGO]

IntentionalPun is this true?

 

[MachRc]

I havent seen a Feefee in a very long time...

 

[IntentionalPun]

IntentionalPun is this true?

What crazy timing I fucked a girl in the ass at like 3AM last night.

I think her health is fine although she said to me today “god my asshole is so loose today.”

 

[haxan7]

What crazy timing I fucked a girl in the ass at like 3AM last night.

I think her health is fine although she said to me today “god my asshole is so loose today.”

That poor woman.

 

[TGO]

What crazy timing I fucked a girl in the ass at like 3AM last night.

I think her health is fine although she said to me today “god my asshole is so loose today.”

In which you replied

 

[Torrent of Pork]

Anal sex is a lot like dealing with the IRS, too much lube is almost enough.

 

[TheGrat1]

LOL holy shit the Boondocks did their homework beautifully. Man i miss that show

It is amazing how many of those characters and storylines were based on real people.

I havent seen a Feefee in a very long time...

I learned a new word today!

 

[Mossybrew]

I feel like I already weighed in on this subject, but buttsex sux compared to a properly wet pussy. I guess the gays have to deal with it, but I have never understood the heterodoods that want the poop chute.

 

[Spukc]

Wow

 

[balls of snow]

I feel like I already weighed in on this subject, but buttsex sux compared to a properly wet pussy. I guess the gays have to deal with it, but I have never understood the heterodoods that want the poop chute.

Yep would rather a bj. My wife's mouth is divine.

 

[West Texas CEO]

SpiceRacz ?

 

[Lady Jane]

The author is just jelly that his girl isn’t fun

 

[SpiceRacz]

SpiceRacz ?

???

 

[West Texas CEO]

???

Oh, I'm just saying hello.

 

[SpiceRacz]

Oh, I'm just saying hello.

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

I feel like I already weighed in on this subject, but buttsex sux compared to a properly wet pussy. I guess the gays have to deal with it, but I have never understood the heterodoods that want the poop chute.

it’s because you’re not a degenerate.

I am, however, quite the degenerate. I love degenerate shit when it comes to sex, especially anal.