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[Volimar]

She needs more virgin blood to recharge the Lazarus Pit.

 

[KingBroly]

Local elections are today.

If it was not 1am I'd be much sharper than I am right now

 

[Billy_Pilgrim]

If it is anything serious, life is going to be unbearable for the short term future. Nearly every conversation in Britain will revolve around this, for weeks.

Quit facebook now. It's your only hope.

 

[Spaghetti]

If it is anything serious, life is going to be unbearable for the short term future. Nearly every conversation in Britain will revolve around this, for weeks.

Quit facebook now. It's your only hope.

It's going to make the politics even worse.

Imagine that. Worse than it is already.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Most likely scenario it is just the Martians returning Diana.

 

[Billy_Pilgrim]

It's going to make the politics even worse.

Imagine that. Worse than it is already.

Proper, Falklands war style patriotic nonsense. Everywhere. For ages. With an election a month away.

 

[PJV3]

It's going to make the politics even worse.

Imagine that. Worse than it is already.

Tories at 60% in the polls
May declared the personification of Brittania
Freddo's double in price

 

[AHA-Lambda]

So it seems no one has died, we still expecting an announcement at 8?

It's going to make the politics even worse.

Imagine that. Worse than it is already.

I can't take it as it is already ;_;

 

[ryseing]

Thanks GAF. This thread sent me on a Wiki binge and now I'm a Jacobite.

 

[Gnome]

Maybe they've all just decided to watch The Crown on Netflix together?

 

[Blargonaut]

She's reclaiming Britain and cancelling Brexit.

Monarchy in the UK

 

[TiredofWinning]

So it seems no one has died, we still expecting an announcement at 8?

Don't really trust the sources, British press still waking up. We're gonna have to wait til 8

 

[PipefishUK]

I don't get where this meme that the queen has little power comes from, she has a massive amount of power but refuses to exercise it because she's much more concerned about the House of Windsor than being an actual ruler.

It's all ceremonial. I can't say I've researched it properly but I'm sure if she does and she ever tried to interfere with democracy the royals would instantly be gone and done with.

 

[Lucreto]

It can't be that important as Sky News haven't mentioned it and it's not on the yellow ticker.

 

[Spaghetti]

It can't be that important as Sky News haven't mentioned it and it's not on the yellow ticker.

I think there's a blanket gag order until the Palace releases a statement.

 

[TsunamiOfSwagger]

If it is anything serious, life is going to be unbearable for the short term future. Nearly every conversation in Britain will revolve around this, for weeks.

Quit facebook now. It's your only hope.

Seriously this.

 

[milanbaros]

It can't be that important as Sky News haven't mentioned it and it's not on the yellow ticker.

They won't be allowed.

 

[JimiNutz]

My bet is that they've cloned Diana and are unveiling her to the public for the first time.

 

[cloud_sleep]

Is it true that when the Queen dies, Nicholas Witchell and Jenny Bond are to be entombed, alive, alongside the deceased sovereign?

 

[painey]

this shit is literally crashing reddit servers

 

[TeddyBoy]

My bet is that they've cloned Diana and are unveiling her to the public for the first time.

You should tell the Express, they'll make every day Diana Day for coming back and saving Britain.

This might be nothing but I'll check the news at 8.

 

[Laieon]

this shit is literally crashing reddit servers

To be fair, that doesn't take much effort. Reddit's servers crash all the time.

 

[Cocaloch]

Thanks GAF. This thread sent me on a Wiki binge and now I'm a Jacobite.

... why?

 

[nubbe]

Maybe they had a preview of The Crown Season 2

 

[Marky Mark]

this shit is literally crashing reddit servers

I've been refreshing the page like 50 times in a row non stop, finally I got in. I recommend everyone do the same.

 

[Joni]

Are we looking at the rising of Charles zi Britannia?

 

[QuicheFontaine]

As long as Her Maj and Phil are alright. Wonder what it could be? Could she be abdicating due to old age? Is that a thing?

 

[Blizzard]

This thread has led me to believe that British gaffers are the funniest gaffers.

 

[Chittagong]

It's going to be like this for the next 10 years isn't it?

 

[CyclopsRock]

Surely almost anyone in the family dying would elicit this response? It needn't be the Queen who has died/is terminally ill/has a public sex tape etc.

 

[IdreamofHIME]

Is it true that when the Queen dies, Nicholas Witchell and Jenny Bond are to be entombed, alive, with the deceased sovereign?

Charles would be up for this, he fucking hates Witchell.

https://youtu.be/UMSzIG4a5cw

 

[Blizzard]

It's going to be like this for the next 10 years isn't it?

If it makes you feel any better, I feel like grocery store magazines in the United States have been running "Queen Elizabeth is on her deathbed" headline stories for the last 5-10 years at minimum.

There was some "Hillary is dying" mixed in for variety last year.

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

Was a 3 am meeting so it had to be something that happened suddenly.

 

[thenight11]

The Associated Press‏Verified account @AP 25s26 seconds ago
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BREAKING: Buckingham Palace official to AP: Royal household staff called to meeting but "no cause for concern."

This was just posted about a minute ago by AP

 

[Razmos]

Someone's been stealing the Queen's peanuts

 

[Marky Mark]

Official press release: "It's just a flesh wound."

 

[cormack12]

Some poor servant is gonna get made an example of for nicking lizzie's ferrero rocher

 

[KingBroly]

Official press release: "It's just a flesh wound."

"Someone had a bean burrito for dinner. It was extremely smelly. We had to fumigate. That's why everyone was gathered into a single room."

 

[Dopus]

Buckingham Palace official to AP: Royal household staff called to meeting but "no cause for concern." - Associated Press

https://mobile.twitter.com/AP/status/860014697839570944

Live Reddit thread - https://www.reddit.com/live/yverrn38s0iw

 

[CrimzonSamurai]

I mean when your upper lips are that stiff, what really is cause for concern?

This is the question.

 

[StayDead]

Theresa May: We need a strong and stable leadership to get us through this trying funeral. We'll have a royal red white and brexit funeral for the dead. Strong and Stable.

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

So we don't even know if there will be an announcement? Sounds like a load of nothing.

 

[Spaghetti]

No cause for concern, but 3am meeting that calls down Royal staff from as far as Scotland.

Maybe Harry got married in Vegas or something.

 

[Jezbollah]

It is a load of nothing. Zilch on UK media about this today.

 

[Daffy Duck]

Maybe she called everyone in to find out why WhatsApp is down or because it was down she couldn't contact them.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

And taking back America, deposing Trump.

Make America Great Britain again?

 

[Monocle]

They are planning on capturing Trump and saving America.

Right?

"Are you a bad enough dude to save the country from the President?"

 

[Timbuktu]

Oh no. Not another corgi.

 

[Meadows]

Could be a terror threat maybe?

 

[Chinner]

Domestic abuse? Queeny has attacked Phillip using a wooden spoon!