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[The Take Out Bandit]

It's out this week you dirty so-and-so's!

Shame we aren't getting some of the goodies (posters, seemingly Konami hasn't sunken to pillow f@cker promo levels yet) the Japanese are getting, oh well. We get the game four months before they do. I guess that's bonus enough.

Japanese sales charts are gonna be rockin' when this one is released. ^_^

I need this game to distract me from the $50 I wasted on that turd KoF:MI. Jesus, what an awful, awful game and I'm not the anal 2D sort to renounce any and all things 3D. I was just hoping for something good and got a hackneyed KoF / Tekken love child.

Fatcoon!

FATCOON!

SNK had better reconcile this by releasing MotW here w/ on-line play. Or it's flaming bags of poo for their New Jersey offices. >:|

 

[Docpan]

Doomed.

And did you just say fatcoon?

 

[Matlock]

TToB: If it plays close enough to other wrestling titles, just give me a time and a place to whoop your ass at. :-X

 

[Mr_Furious]

IN MY PANTS!!!













































































... that is where I put my wallet ya know

 

[Shouta]

Omg, TToB is back =O.

 

[radios shipping overview]

(posters, seemingly Konami hasn't sunken to pillow f@cker promo levels yet)

Yeah, the game's content alone is far, far below that level. No pillows necessary.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

And did you just say fatcoon?

FATCOON!

IN MY PANTS!!!

Good man!

This thread will not be complete until Adelgary comes in here to cry about heterosexuals monopolizing his wanking material. LONG PAST DUE SIR! Crimminey, US wrestling only just discovered fitness models and fake boobs within the past ten years. Sweet Jesus, thank the gods that you do not remember G.L.O.W. :X

 

[Matlock]

Christ, don't even bring up GLOW.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

G.L.O.W.!

Is it too late to file a class action lawsuit?

 

[Hollywood]

Well I got smackdown vs. raw, and im already sick of it .. yes .. so i may as well give this a shot .. plus i think its only $40 actually.

 

[Dead]

haha Fatcoon I get it

 

[Matlock]

G.L.O.W.!

Is it too late to file a class action lawsuit?

They ain't all that gorgeous, some may not be ladies. But, as media still circulates, we should be able to get damages for everything they've ever done*!



*Sans that Married With Children episode

 

[Sho Nuff]

TITTY FIGHT!!!

This was my game of the show for this year's TGS! No, I'm fucking serious!

Shame about the localization, which is lowest-bidder CRAP. Horrible lines with horrible delivery. They should have had a wrestling fan write it

 

[Defensor]

Hmm lets see, in addition to mudwrestling... this game has a baseball player, devil, cowgirl, ninja, nurse, and a pirate....


GOTY

 

[Hollywood]

The real question is .. where's the nudity?

 

[Alex Anderson]

The Take Out Bandit, be honest. How much of your anticipation for Rumble Roses is due to the heaving bosoms and tight assquarters of its combatants?

 

[Ferrio]

The Take Out Bandit, be honest. How much of your anticipation for Rumble Roses is due to the heaving bosoms and tight assquarters of its combatants?

Of course it is. Just look who you're asking. Speaking of which..........hmmmmmmmm (checks wallet)

 

[Sho Nuff]

BOOBS ARE GREAT!

 

[Rorschach]

Who let TToB back in?

 

[ferricide]

from what i've been hearing from the reviewers, this game has some fucked up / awesome scenarios / characters. and the story is by the guy who wrote tokimeki memorial: girls side (the one aimed at girls.) YES CRAZINESS. i might have to buy my first wrestling game ever!

 

[XS+]

So where the heck is TToB's nude Rumble Roses fanart?

 

[Shogmaster]

So where the heck is TToB's nude Rumble Roses fanart?

I command both you and TToB to do some Rumble Rose fan art STAT!

 

[Solid]

Official website

Check characters for some hotness :B

 

[Ozchin]

BOOBS ARE GREAT!

BOOBIES!!!!

None of the DOAU chicks got muddy, even when they fought in elephant-turd-water.
What is to hate about RR?

 

[Ferrio]

Hmmm

I may have to buy this to make up for the not having DOAX. Only 40 bucks, hmmmmm. Is having women in skimpy outfits beating the shit outta each other and trying to humiliate each other in very sexually graphic nature?


Hmmmmm

 

[Shogmaster]

I just went to ign and checked out some movies for it. PEEEEE~EWW!!!! WTF man! Worst voice acting EVAR! And the gameplay looks slows as molasses.

It's a poor replacement for DoA.

 

[Ferrio]

I just went to ign and checked out some movies for it. PEEEEE~EWW!!!! WTF man! Worst voice acting EVAR! And the gameplay looks slows as molasses.

It's a poor replacement for DoA.

Hmmm good for mentioning this. I guess the question is, is there japanese voice option?

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

The Take Out Bandit, be honest. How much of your anticipation for Rumble Roses is due to the heaving bosoms and tight assquarters of its combatants?

I do not know the percentages, but a german suplex from bosoms always ranks high! High! High!

from what i've been hearing from the reviewers, this game has some fucked up / awesome scenarios / characters. and the story is by the guy who wrote tokimeki memorial: girls side (the one aimed at girls.) YES CRAZINESS.

The story mode sounds wonderfully Retardulous!™,© Sea Manky

It's like attention deficit soft porn.

It's a poor replacement for DoA.

The only comparison that can be made to this and DoA is the part in which Itagaki cries when Japanese sales charts are released.

Rumble Roses isn't even trying to be a serious fighting game. Arcade wrestling is where it's at. Used to love those stupid WWF arcade games. Hmmmm did Technos have anything to do with the Fire Pro series?

 

[Sho Nuff]

I like how the moves end up in the girl pulling the opponent's legs apart and jamming the panty-clad crotch into the camera. I would think that was completely offensive and degrading...

...if I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!

$39.99? Okay, I'll buy this!

 

[Naked Snake]

This thread will not be complete until Adelgary comes in here to cry about heterosexuals monopolizing his wanking material. LONG PAST DUE SIR! Crimminey, US wrestling only just discovered fitness models and fake boobs within the past ten years. Sweet Jesus, thank the gods that you do not remember G.L.O.W. :X

Heh, I caught this thread after 3 replies, but I wasn't planning on replying but since you insisted

It's funny you mention KoF: MI because I had just finished trying that game out for the first time before I saw this thread... yeah it's a dud.

I just opened my copy of Maximo Vs Army Of Zin... I made a decision to support every "good" game with anything remotely homoerotic in it... Prince of Persia 2 gets no sale from me without the shirtless cute hero from the first game.

Okay I ran out of things to say...

 

[Spike Spiegel]

...Ehh.

 

[Korranator]

This thread sucks with no pictures.

 

[evilromero]

This thread sucks with no pictures.

I was about to say that. PICTURES!

 

[Solid]

 

[Matlock]

Viewtiful!

 

[Spike Spiegel]

 

[jecclr2003]

Ok, don't work yourselfs up over this It's just the old Smackdown engine with big bouncing, pixelated titties.

Nothing to get excited about, and if game tits get you a chubby, you need to GET A FUCKING LIFE!

 

[Solid]

No, but seriously, check the official website. The characters comes in all flavours. No one will be disappointed

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Nothing to get excited about, and if game tits get you a chubby, you need to GET A FUCKING LIFE!

Yeah, we need to leave wrestling to adelgary, who has no problem admiting why he likes it, and the rest of the closet dwellers. Adelgary, are you a bad enough dude to out the rest of these boys? ^_^

adelgary: You should pick up THUG2. Create-A-Skater could be very accomodating for your tastes. Be warned - NO FAT CHICKS! >:|

You can't make fat ugly chicks and you can't make terribly fat ugly dudes. Kind of weak, but if you want a bulky male model skating around in briefs, you can do that.

 

[Lyte Edge]

Definitely picking this one up; it looks to be joining the ranks of few all-girl brawler games that actually has game play to go with the pervertedness.

KOF Maximum Impact is awesome though; it's not my fault if you guys suck at the game. Although the U.S. version does suffer from hideous voice acting. Mind you, the KOF 2002/2003 pack will completely blow it out of the water.

Just a reminder for anyone interested in this game: It is a WRESTLING GAME. If you don't like the WWE wrestling games' game play, DON'T BOTHER.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Although the U.S. version does suffer from hideous voice acting.

Nope, voice acting is the least of this games concerns.

At least Street Fighter EX resembled the basic SF2 gameplay. KoF is f@cking awful. I don't understand the above average reviews it's getting. My only guess is because not many reviewers are familiar with KoF and don't know that KoF isn't Tekken on speed with fireballs.

Oh well, I got $30 trade-in credit for it. So I paid $20 for a Fatcoon interview DVD. :/

 

[Lyte Edge]

Never mind posters and other freebies, what I'm wondering about is if the Japanese version will get more characters/modes/moves. That would suck.

Nope, voice acting is the least of this games concerns.

:lol

At least Street Fighter EX resembled the basic SF2 gameplay. KoF is f@cking awful.

You do realize that despite the chain combo system, there are plenty of elements still retained from the 2D games, right?

I don't understand the above average reviews it's getting. My only guess is because not many reviewers are familiar with KoF and don't know that KoF isn't Tekken on speed with fireballs.

Maximum Impact is a great first step for the KOF series into 3D. Yes, there's room for improvement, but they did a good job making a 3D fighting game out of a 2D one and using both new and old elements together. KOF Maximum Impact IS a 3D fighting game, and it's unique in that it has special moves and supers like in the 2D fighters. Unless I'm missing something, there hasn't been a game like that in years. Street Fighter EX is NOT a 3D fighting game. It's completely 2D in its game play; it's an SF game that uses polygon characters instead of sprites.

Maximum Impact is also a way for SNK to get people introduced to KOF that might have normally passed over the 2D games. It's definitely more simplistic than the other KOF games, and it's quite obviously made that way. I was able to get my friends that never play the 2D KOFs very much into this title. There's nothing wrong with a game that's a bit more simplistic; it works for DOA, Mortal Kombat Deception, etc. Not every game needs to be Virtua Fighter. And with this game in particular, it stands out a bit more due to the 2D elements it retains and the special moves. I'm looking forward to seeing what SNK does with the sequel.

Oh well, I got $30 trade-in credit for it. So I paid $20 for a Fatcoon interview DVD. :/

HAR HAR LET'S BUST ON FALCOON CUZ HE'S OVERWEIGHT HAR HAR

(Actually, I was surprised he looks like that)

 

[Ferrio]

You do realize that despite the chain combo system, there are plenty of elements still retained from the 2D games, right?

1. That's a big fucking change.
2. What elements.... uh rolling.... ................C+D attacks..... jumping? I really dont' see where we're going here.



As for rumble roses, I'm torn.

On one hand I like the digital boobies. On the other hand I'm not sure if the graphics of this game are up to par. But I do like digital boobies, but on the other hand I don't like wrestling games (you know how picky I am with fighting games, so wrestling games rub me the wrong way usually). But I do like digital boobies, but on the other hand I've pretty much bought a game a week these couple of months and I"m running dirt poor...... I might have to start picking and choosing. But I do like digital boobies, .....hmmm

 

[Shogmaster]

But I do like digital boobies x10

I do respect a man who is true to himself. *salutes Ferrio*

 

[Lyte Edge]

1. That's a big fucking change.
2. What elements.... uh rolling.... ................C+D attacks..... jumping? I really dont' see where we're going here.

The rolling, the CD attacks, all the special moves, and even some of the same combos will work for certain characters. But it IS a new game play system, and I think they did a good job of creating a 3D KOF and making it accessable for anyone to get into it.

As for rumble roses, I'm torn.

On one hand I like the digital boobies. On the other hand I'm not sure if the graphics of this game are up to par. But I do like digital boobies, but on the other hand I don't like wrestling games (you know how picky I am with fighting games, so wrestling games rub me the wrong way usually). But I do like digital boobies, but on the other hand I've pretty much bought a game a week these couple of months and I"m running dirt poor...... I might have to start picking and choosing. But I do like digital boobies, .....hmmm

TEH B00BS WILL WIN YUO OVER YUO CANNOT RESIST TEH B00BS

Just play Smackdown! Vs. RAW, and see if the game play is interesting enough for you to get into. RR *should* have some more exciting moves as well, since they are free to use whatever moves they want to; WWE games have restrictions on which moves get used for their wrestlers. Did I mention the boobs, too?

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

KoF:MI sucks and nobody cares but you Lyte, well you and like six people posting at the SNK forums.

Ferrio: I don't even like wrestling games, but I'm buyin Rumble Roses. The graphics are top notch and strangely enough I love using wrestlers in fighting games (Wolf, Raiden, Hugo, R.Mika, Bass, etc.). Oh and I bought that turd Def Jam Vendetta. So it's not like I could do any worse.

 

[Lyte Edge]

KoF:MI sucks and nobody cares but you Lyte, well you and like six people posting at the SNK forums.

Right. And that's why it's getting above average reviews like you said. Oh, and Shantae sucks and nobody care but you TToB, well you and....no, it's just you.

(j/k)

Ferrio: I don't even like wrestling games, but I'm buyin Rumble Roses. The graphics are top notch and strangely enough I love using wrestlers in fighting games (Wolf, Raiden, Hugo, R.Mika, Bass, etc.). Oh and I bought that turd Def Jam Vendetta. So it's not like I could do any worse.

You should rethink your decision if you didn't like MI. Seriously, once the boob factor goes away, if you don't like wrestling games, you're going to be trading this one in too.

 

[Jonnyram]

I'm definitely picking this up. The music in the trailers I've seen got me really pumped and some of the girls (particularly the Eastern ones) just look too hawt to ignore. Besideis, I've just spent the past few days unlocking pervy costumes in DOA:U so you can tell which side of the digital boobies fence I'm on.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

if you don't like wrestling games, you're going to be trading this one in too.

I played the hell out of the old school wrestling games I linked to earlier in the thread.

I also enjoyed Fire Pro on the Dreamcast.

I'm just not a con-I-sewer of them like Bishoptl or those folks. That's time better dedicated to playing fighting games.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Convince me to buy this over MGS3.