Ok, I don't feel like writing a big description of the game... So i'll do it in bullet format.
Features
-The opening move won't end, it's fucking long. You think it'll end but NO.... it doesn't. Get some popcorn.
-10 starting characters, 1 secret characters, 1 alternate form of each character =22 options.
-Exhibition mode: Normal 1v1 fighting with another player, cpu or cpu vs cpu. VOW system works here
-Vow System: A shitty way to unlock characters. Basically take "vows" before matches of what you will or won't do. Go too "bad" or "good" and you'll unlock the cooresponding character.
-Story mode: It's story mode.... with a horrible story
-Gallery: Character profile, voice clips (why on earth would you want to), oogle the girl with the camera ect.
Good:
-Boobs, asses, crotch shots
-You can move the camera during the match when you put your opponent in a hold (why not always, I don't know)
-Clean pause screen (hit select)
-Some of the moves are neat looking (the one ninja one off the ropes was just bizarre), and the game is stupid fun.
-I had more fun with this than KOF:MI (that tells you how bad that was)
-Music is OK, but not my style really. And if you're going to sing yankee rose could you of least got David Lee Roth to do it.
-Unlockable outfits
-Lots of eye candy.
Bad:
-Voices, holy shit. They're really bad in story mode, but OK during actual fights. DOn't listen to hard, or blood will squirt out of your eyes.
-You can't control the camera in CPU fights, what the hell ...come on guys you know why you put cpu fights in there.
-Story is suck
-Lots of clipping
-You have to unlock characters for both modes. Meaning if you unlock a character in story, you can't play it in exhibition and visa versa. STUPID
-The mud wrestling is stupid, no thanks I don't want you to cover up what I want to see with really bad "mud"
-Humiliation moves aren't really humiliating (well they are, but they look no different than every other "lemme expose your crotch" hold)
-Camera sometimes is stupid, like not being able to see your characters when they're behind the ring.
Hmmm what else, I don't know. Oh yes the pictures...... great..... *please have mercy on me great moderators*
Title screen
Best you're going to do if you want to save your ears.
Character select: dixie
Character select: miss spencer
Story mode: Makoto (played through story as her)
Makoto's intro
It begins
Cut the act bitch
BLUE STUFF
Yep....
Ya.......... wrestling move.... sure
LOOK AT IT!
Wrestling move, or sexual pose?
You know you can do a humiliation move cause all of a sudden a character gets all shy and selfconcious....... OK.....
Features
-The opening move won't end, it's fucking long. You think it'll end but NO.... it doesn't. Get some popcorn.
-10 starting characters, 1 secret characters, 1 alternate form of each character =22 options.
-Exhibition mode: Normal 1v1 fighting with another player, cpu or cpu vs cpu. VOW system works here
-Vow System: A shitty way to unlock characters. Basically take "vows" before matches of what you will or won't do. Go too "bad" or "good" and you'll unlock the cooresponding character.
-Story mode: It's story mode.... with a horrible story
-Gallery: Character profile, voice clips (why on earth would you want to), oogle the girl with the camera ect.
Good:
-Boobs, asses, crotch shots
-You can move the camera during the match when you put your opponent in a hold (why not always, I don't know)
-Clean pause screen (hit select)
-Some of the moves are neat looking (the one ninja one off the ropes was just bizarre), and the game is stupid fun.
-I had more fun with this than KOF:MI (that tells you how bad that was)
-Music is OK, but not my style really. And if you're going to sing yankee rose could you of least got David Lee Roth to do it.
-Unlockable outfits
-Lots of eye candy.
Bad:
-Voices, holy shit. They're really bad in story mode, but OK during actual fights. DOn't listen to hard, or blood will squirt out of your eyes.
-You can't control the camera in CPU fights, what the hell ...come on guys you know why you put cpu fights in there.
-Story is suck
-Lots of clipping
-You have to unlock characters for both modes. Meaning if you unlock a character in story, you can't play it in exhibition and visa versa. STUPID
-The mud wrestling is stupid, no thanks I don't want you to cover up what I want to see with really bad "mud"
-Humiliation moves aren't really humiliating (well they are, but they look no different than every other "lemme expose your crotch" hold)
-Camera sometimes is stupid, like not being able to see your characters when they're behind the ring.
Hmmm what else, I don't know. Oh yes the pictures...... great..... *please have mercy on me great moderators*
Title screen
Best you're going to do if you want to save your ears.
Character select: dixie
Character select: miss spencer
Story mode: Makoto (played through story as her)
Makoto's intro
It begins
Cut the act bitch
BLUE STUFF
Yep....
Ya.......... wrestling move.... sure
LOOK AT IT!
Wrestling move, or sexual pose?
You know you can do a humiliation move cause all of a sudden a character gets all shy and selfconcious....... OK.....