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[SlimySnake]

Not to be outdone by rumors of Microsoft buying Techland and Sony acquiring square enix, Nintendo has decided it needs to acquire an adult focused studio of their own. Take this with a grain of salt but Myamoto believes it will help Nintendo shed their kiddie image.

Expect several games based on popular brazzers IPs like Housewife 1 on 1and What are you doing Step-Bro.

Source: some Reddit or Twitter posts or my uncle who works at Brazzers.

 

[AnotherOne]

Riley Reid new Nintendo direct host

 

[Porcile]

Xenoblade 3 confirmed

 

[driqe]

 

[HollowKnight]

Peta Jensen as anyone in the Nintendo universe, really

 

[Hosam6xavi]

 

[Blackage]

Have we lost moderation? lol

 

[hououinkyouma00]

Riley reid new Nintendo direct host

Pleb taste. Remy is way better then Riley.

 

[Abriael_GN]

On wednesday.

 

[The Fartist]

Porn

 

[Interfectum]

 

[Daxter32jak]

Quite possibly the single best thread in Neogaf history

 

[kretos]

Buying a Switch right now

 

[Virt McPolygon]

People in here already, unprompted, name dropping their Honda Civic and Toyota Prius-equivalent favorite porn stars.

 

[Cert.in.Death]

What's a Brazzers?

<.<
>.>

 

[MrJTeera]

What's a Brazzers?

<.<
>.>

People who clean up brass

 

[AnotherOne]

Pleb taste. Remy is way better then Riley.

 

[mortal]

What's a Brazzers?

<.<
>.>

 

[ManaByte]

Maria Mint back in the Treehouse?

 

[DonF]

Super Mario 69

 

[mhirano]

Finally

 

[TLZ]

 

[ZehDon]

 

[Hoppa]

K

 

[Shubh_C63]

Ok. Get to work Peach.

 

[captainraincoat]

 

[MrA]

Finally

doesn't nintendo already own that?

 

[decisions]

Can we get Hellpoint dev to weigh in on this?

 

[DonJuanSchlong]

Darius87 type stuff since he's stalking my profile

 

[farmerboy]

Well the Japanese do love bukkake.

 

[Meesh]

Most credible rumor yet.

Edit: can't wait for the direct.

 

[Jeeves]

 

[kunonabi]

My brother says this is a great idea as long as Brooklyn Chase reprises her role as Peach. No idea who that is or what he is referring to.

 

[kyliethicc]

Such a beautiful shitpost thread.

 

[UnNamed]

Ron Jeremy Amibo announce in the upcoming Nintendo Direct.

 

[Eanox]

Ban for boys club rhetoric permanent.

 

[DelireMan7]

 

[kyliethicc]

Pleb taste. Remy is way better then Riley.

 

[Gamerguy84]

Mario getting a stepsister or stepmom.

 

[LokusAbriss]

OP just sold me a Nintendo Switch.

 

[TLZ]

OP just sold me a Nintendo Switch.

Is it sticky?

 

[Darius87]

.

 

[GeorgPrime]

Not to be outdone by rumors of Microsoft buying Techland and Sony acquiring square enix, Nintendo has decided it needs to acquire an adult focused studio of their own. Take this with a grain of salt but Myamoto believes it will help Nintendo shed their kiddie image.

Expect several games based on popular brazzers IPs like Housewife 1 on 1and What are you doing Step-Bro.

Source: some Reddit or Twitter posts or my uncle who works at Brazzers.

all those destroyed childhood memories with pokemon incoming

 

[Barakov]

Nintendo has had enough and decided to cancel porn.

 

[LokusAbriss]

Is it sticky?

Not yet.

 

[sublimit]

More likely than MS buying Sega lol.

 

[sobaka770]

Finally joysticks and Joycons have their naming validated. Just need some of that Sony haptics tech out into Switch to go full brrrr when horny Mario jumps on people and animals.

 

[FrozenFlame]

Can we get a Brazzers version of this?

 

[Josemayuste]

 

[RaZoR No1]

Next Mario Party game will probably take a completely different course