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[Ass of Can Whooping]

 

[Hudo]

So that's why Nintendo bought big, black leather couches...

 

[Onironauta]

This is not any less believable than the other rumors threads we've been getting lately

 

[Holammer]

Have we lost moderation? lol

This story is better sourced than most 50 page rumor threads on Gaf.
It's working as intended.

 

[Fuz]

Peta Jensen as anyone in the Nintendo universe, really

Ah, we have a fellow man of culture here.

 

[LokusAbriss]

Their hardware collaboration is interesting. I spotted an early prototype:

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

where are the mods? seriously this place is so immature.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Xenoblade 3 confirmed

Underappreciated post.

 

[Trimesh]

where are the mods? seriously this place is so immature.

I don't know - honestly I rather prefer this sort of obvious shitposting to the interminable stream of console warrior nonsense that generally clutters up the forum.

 

[Lone Wolf]

where are the mods? seriously this place is so immature.

 

[Jadsey]

Paper Mario and The Bukkake King.

 

[Great Hair]

 

[TGO]

Not to be outdone by rumors of Microsoft buying Techland and Sony acquiring square enix, Nintendo has decided it needs to acquire an adult focused studio of their own. Take this with a grain of salt but Myamoto believes it will help Nintendo shed their kiddie image.

Expect several games based on popular brazzers IPs like Housewife 1 on 1and What are you doing Step-Bro.

Source: some Reddit or Twitter posts or my uncle who works at Brazzers.

Fake!
Housewife 1 on 1 is Naughty America..

 

[The_Mike]

So... Its only Sony that thinks about the children now a days?

Ps5

Switch:

 

[j0hnnix]

Mia Khalifa's return cometh.

 

[fermcr]

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

oh you're allowed to have fun. this just isn't funny or entertaining.

 

[LokusAbriss]

Mia Khalifa's return cometh.

Princess Peach....

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[TLZ]

Lmao wtf.

 

[TLZ]

where are the mods? seriously this place is so immature.

oh you're allowed to have fun. this just isn't funny or entertaining.

 

[Bernd Lauert]

oh you're allowed to have fun. this just isn't funny or entertaining.

 

[GeorgioCostanzaX]

They did do a Switch promotion with a Japanese AV model so this tracks?

 

[Fake]

On wednesday.

Man love this meme.

 

[Bert Big Balls]

Step-Mario, what are... What are you d-doing?

 

[Insane Metal]

I can't believe it SlimySnake . You'll make me buy a switch, ffs.

 

[ShigeruMiyamoto]

Can confirm, my uncle is Nintendo.

 

[STARSBarry]

Live video of Nintendo's purchase of brazzers.

 

[UnNamed]

where are the mods? seriously this place is so immature.

I'm just 12.

 

[LokusAbriss]

I'm just 12.

 

[RoboFu]

the accordian got me!

 

[stn]

 

[Captain Toad]

Sadly, this is more believable than ever. Nintendo seems to have adopted any "anything goes" approach to the eShop.

Unplayable game? Approved. Hentai game? Approved. Obvious rip-off of Nintendo's own games? Approved.

Nothing is inappropriate anymore.

Spoiler

What seal?

 

[Gp1]

Looks like your princess is in another castle Mario...

 

[SJRB]

NOOOOOO what are you doing Stepbro is my favourite franchise.

This shit needs to stop asap.

 

[Gaelyon]

I'm waiting for Super Step Bros : Brazzl

 

[Carna]

 

[Derktron]

Link finally sleeps with Zelda confirmed, after all that rescuing he's done he finally gets to sleep with her.

 

[Derktron]

More likely than MS buying Sega lol.

Or Sony buying Square-Enix.

 

[Trimesh]

Sadly, this is more believable than ever. Nintendo seems to have adopted any "anything goes" approach to the eShop.

Unplayable game? Approved. Hentai game? Approved. Obvious rip-off of Nintendo's own games? Approved.

Nothing is inappropriate anymore.

Spoiler

What seal?

I really have no desire to know what sort of activities you are getting up to with a seal...

 

[Joelenheimer]

Riley reid to be portrayed as princess daisy

 

[FromDuskTillGameOver]

well big n sure has the copyright lawyers to milk that idea without risking illegal and non monetized streams

 

[S0ULZB0URNE]

oh you're allowed to have fun. this just isn't funny or entertaining.

Then don't be in here

 

[GymWolf]

Finally something from nintendo that i can get behind (if you catch my drift)

 

[Ge Os]

I was here, and it was beautiful.

 

[GymWolf]

Xenoblade 3 confirmed

You won

 

[GymWolf]

where are the mods? seriously this place is so immature.

 

[TVexperto]

whats brazzers?

 

[Red-Town]

Fleshlight-Con in the making?

 

[TheContact]

whats brazzers?

a porn company