It's also laughable how people think Nintendo are able to pull battery technology out of their ass too.
I remember the complaints when the battery life was announced, but people conveniently forgot that battery technology is one area that hasn't really advanced in any meaningful way.
That's the reason things like fast charging technology have been introduced to try and counter the negatives of having a short battery life.
But no one cares about any of that, they want a portable console as powerful as scorpio in a really thin package, with passive cooling and 24 hour battery life with 5 minute quick charging to full capacity lol.
Compromises need to made, you want more battery life then you either add more battery (and therefore make the device larger), or reduce the power of the device.
People also ignore that the battery life is the same as the 3DS and the Vita, while being just ridiculously more powerful than both.