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S______L for PS5 to be revealed soon (The dedicated blueballs/Kojima 'conspiracy' thread)
OrionNebula
Member
bitbydeath
Gold Member
So it’s an event sponsored by Konami, with a ludens figure in the background and the interviewer is wearing a Junji Ito shirt.
How’s team fake feeling about all this?
rofif
Can’t Git Gud
btw. I ain't no indie game dev but 65 for a tshirt is chad af
Back Circle Logo Oversized Fit T-Shirt Jet Black Vintage
Jet Black Vintage Oversized fit T-shirt Premium cotton Cirkel Quote logo on the back Model's height: 184 cm Model is wearing: Size M
www.balr.com
lol and what even is the description on their about page:
"So upgrade your kids wardrobe with premium essentials. This is your change to share your LIFEOFABALR. with your kids. Taking the BALR. iconic designs of the originals, perfectly designed for the little ones."
The blurred text PERFECTLY fits Life of fabalr
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Kenneth Haight
Gold Member
tommib
Gold Member
Teamfake is just very, very afraid that this third rate developer is going to brick your brand new PS5s with their shitty piece of esoteric and undercooked software. I would definitely wait for feedback before installing this thing on your machines.
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
My friends... he is not CGI lol
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
Where does the Konami sponsorship come in, or an "event" at all?
Maybe I missed something..
edit: Oh I see.. I dont' know what you expect anyone to feel about some no-name podcast having some Konami, and Ubisoft, and some random stores codes to give away
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TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
Probably an enhanced algorithm of human mannerisms compiled from years of silent observation by Patriot drones. LIQQQQUUUUIIIDDDDDD
MudoSkills
Volcano High Alumnus (Cum Laude)
Fine.
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
You guys do realize a guy interviewing Hasan, for his podcast, probably is specifically doing so, because he knows about all the conspiracy stuff? lol
bitbydeath
Gold Member
You’re arms must be getting tired from all this hand waving.
dotnotbot
Member
Back then some people were convinced that Joakim Morgen is CGI, rendered using Fox Engine. Now, some trolls repeat that as a joke and others are genuinely starting to believe.
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Look two previous video with him. Hard to say, there is something of about him, something uncanny, especially the hair.
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IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
You are the one hand-waving away that this is some no-name podcast none of you had heard of until this lol
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
Mans has an awful haircut and the conclusion is he's CGI lol
I absolutely love each and every one of you! <3
I absolutely love each and every one of you! <3
MudoSkills
Volcano High Alumnus (Cum Laude)
Just in case you guys weren't aware this podcast was founded by Kojima years ago for this very purpose.
Snake29
RSI Employee of the Year
btw. I ain't no indie game dev but 65 for a tshirt is chad af
Back Circle Logo Oversized Fit T-Shirt Jet Black Vintage
Jet Black Vintage Oversized fit T-shirt Premium cotton Cirkel Quote logo on the back Model's height: 184 cm Model is wearing: Size M
lol and what even is the description on their about page:
"So upgrade your kids wardrobe with premium essentials. This is your change to share your LIFEOFABALR. with your kids. Taking the BALR. iconic designs of the originals, perfectly designed for the little ones."
The blurred text PERFECTLY fits Life of fabalr
I have some things from BAL.R and yes, they are expensive af.
bitbydeath
Gold Member
You not knowing the interviewer leans more into Team Real than Team Fake.
IlGialloMondadori
Member
Same as always. We just waiting for Hassan’s garbage Pandora’s box to open to end this farce.
mckmas8808
Mckmaster uses MasterCard to buy Slave drives
I can't wait for this interview to drop!
TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
"So I hear you have some screens from Abandoned here to show us,"
"Is that that the KojiPro logo in the corner?"
Hasan: *looks directly into camera with concern*
*interview ends*
"Is that that the KojiPro logo in the corner?"
Hasan: *looks directly into camera with concern*
*interview ends*
Kenneth Haight
Gold Member
Has anybody ever seen Hasan and Kojima in the same room together? I’m just saying I haven’t
FUBARx89
Member
I think it's more to discuss the perfect butt hole team real are gonna see.
Tweet is unavailable?
No way did that really happen? Lmao
spartan30gr
Member
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K2D
Banned
For the record, I've always believed Hasan was Kojima deep faked.
Not that I have any stakes in this, but I won't feel any remorse for being wrong either.
TheMay30thMan
Member
When are we supposed to find out what abandoned is? If blue box isn’t working on Silent Hill, at this point, the mass disappointment will bury their entire company.
tommib
Gold Member
As a project manager in the localization industry, the high-levels of poor English, bad punctuation and overall typos in all content from this thing, only shows, to me anyway, that this is some really low quality material dropping soon on your PS5s, guys. Beware.
Editaur
Member
8BiTw0LF
Banned
NewYork214
Member
What if abandoned is really PS home. And they are using the buzz of this ARG they created to get people into it. Leading to people to socialize in the app, more and more, leading up to the trailer and what not.
It was an abandoned on ps3 and making a comeback.
It was an abandoned on ps3 and making a comeback.
Faithless83
Banned
Allow me:
I need to proper check the font of "fear from the blood...", but they look very similar.
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IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
Why exactly?
TGO
Hype Train conductor. Works harder than it steams.
12 min trailers, Kojima confirmed!
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schaft0620
Member
Konami didn't sell the IPs. This is not how we would find out about that. IP trolls would discover it first. Just like public acquisitions. Besides Konami is getting back into games. This is not some trade secret and has been out there for a while.
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bitbydeath
Gold Member
Because you still think he’s a real indie dev.
GHG
Gold Member
It's actually a virus that turns your PS5 into an Xbox Series S on the 10th and Hasan is hired by Phil Spencer on behalf of Kojima.
But in all seriousness...
How did this guy suddenly go grey? Look at his beard.
Elbow Identity Shallow
Member
Yeah, there was that photo of the two of them from late last year which turned up a few weeks back. There was nothing suspicious about it though, it was just a couple of creative going out for a friendly walk together just like any other two people would.
TheAmazingSpiderMan
Member
Convinced the trailer that is supposedly dropping in August will be when the next PS event is, Sony did say to stay tuned for more in the summer after their June event, July has/is ending and August is left. Depends where you live in the world but summer ends in August for a lot.
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
I don't get what your logic is; how is that an explanation for Hasan going on a no-name podcast is somehow in support of Team Real, who think he's a CGI Kojima making both a Silent Hill game and a MGS game? lol
bitbydeath
Gold Member
Because like everything going on it is extremely unusual.
baphomet
Member
You remember when Joakim was interviewed about his game? Wasn't it on cable television? Interviewed by one of the biggest names in gaming?
Now Hasan is being interviewed by a no name podcast about his actual indie title he's developing.
You see the difference?
It's only unusual because you're caught up in this guy fucking with you. You think he didn't know putting a generic guy with an eye patch and blurred text was going to make you guys start talking about his game again? He's just playing you guys for fools, and he's not wrong.
bitbydeath
Gold Member
If you’ve been following this thread you’d see that both Kojima and Konami have had their share of references to Abandoned as well.
It’s not a one-way street.
Edit: Also Shuhei Yoshida (who is the head of indies for PlayStation) has been indicating BlueBox aren’t indie.
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baphomet
Member
None of those actually happened.
bitbydeath
Gold Member
Yeah, they did…
There’s a 150 page thread for you to read through right here!