We need a sketch featuring Spicer-dressed-up-as-McCarthy defending herself from an incensed McCarthy-dressed-up-as-Spicer upset by her portrayal of him. After which they make up and go egg Alec Baldwin's house while dressed up like the White House Easter Bunny.I feel like Spicer is gonna end up writing a fucking awesome memoir and hosting SNL next year
Ok why did he do this?
Just look at this shit. This is where we are.
I'm not sure if I should feel bad for the guy
Did he hide in the bushes of love ?
I hear that everyday he worries all day.
It's an impossible job under Trump.
Irrelevant, the story demands him in the bushes
This is Sean Spicer of New York, New York. Mr. Spicer, please stand up.
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Mr. Spicer has learned the first lesson of "How Not To Be Seen". However, he has chosen a rather obvious hiding place.
Why in god's name did Trump pick such a weak, frightened little baby to be his Press Secretary? Even in the best of administrations you need someone unflappable and completely immune to criticism to take this job. This guy's too fragile to be the night manager at a fucking Dairy Queen.
Just look at this shit. This is where we are.
Mysterious Mysteries"I was a chubby lady, hiding in the bushes."
anyone?
my friend told me this and since I sent him an onion article an hour earlier I figured that was another onion title
just
what