Mr. Spinnington
Banned
So, I have a theatre arts class and we did some quick dialouges today. The guy I did mine with wanted us to be pirates for one. We went first and heckled everyone else as pirates from the audience when he comes up with this brilliant idea:
"We should write some of this shit down"
"For what?"
"We can make it into a show. It'll be a show about nothing, but with pirates"
"You mean Seinfeld"
"But with pirates! Arr."
"You can't do that, it's already been done; no one will be interested"
"But we'd be using old terms from the 1500's, and make fun of modern day things. I'm pitching it to NBC, we'll make millions."
"You're out of control"
"We could call it 'Seinbeard'!"
Anyway, I told him I'd partner up because you never can tell what the fuck networks will air these days. Besides that, I don't have to hear about it anymore. Maybe it'll be something for.... Fox News?
"We should write some of this shit down"
"For what?"
"We can make it into a show. It'll be a show about nothing, but with pirates"
"You mean Seinfeld"
"But with pirates! Arr."
"You can't do that, it's already been done; no one will be interested"
"But we'd be using old terms from the 1500's, and make fun of modern day things. I'm pitching it to NBC, we'll make millions."
"You're out of control"
"We could call it 'Seinbeard'!"
Anyway, I told him I'd partner up because you never can tell what the fuck networks will air these days. Besides that, I don't have to hear about it anymore. Maybe it'll be something for.... Fox News?