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[Satch]

LMAO CLOCKED

 

[Ithil]

I strongly doubt these segments make a single person want to watch Total Divas.

 

[Kakulin]

Damn! I love girls that can fight.

 

[Chaz Ashley]

Laylas top looks like she's not wearing anything and someone in editing put a black bar over her.

 

[Gonzalez]

Who fucking wrote that promo?

They desperately need to do what WCW did with "Mean" Gene, and structure short promos around a correspondent.

 

[Ravager61]

I hope Layla is ok

 

[simplythebest]

How is it so far? I'm debating if I should watch it later.

Not impressed. But I'll stick with it and hope it picks up steam ala the second half of Agents of Shield.

 

[British Monsoon]

 

[C.Dark.DN]

Wait, we're only an hour in?

 

[Hurt and Scared]

Just got home I miss anything good on the first hour?

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Holy shit.

RAW hasn't even been on for an hour yet.

If had something else to do with my life I'd totally stop watching right now.

 

[Terrabyte20xx]

WRESTLEMANIA IS NEXT MONDAY!!!

 

[somedevil]

Just got home I miss anything good on the first hour?

The opening segment and Ziggler won the title from the Miz in a good match.

 

[Ithil]

That was a hell of an episode of Superstars.

 

[RP912]

Just got home I miss anything good on the first hour?

Ambrose cut a promo until cena came out.....so yeah

 

[MiketheBSG]

They couldn't fix that Smackdown commercial before it aired tonight. The Roman Reigns part.

 

[NYR]

RIP Eric the Actor.

 

[RP912]

The budget cuts are real folks.

 

[Gonzalez]

They can't give Corporate Kane a more current theme, now that it seems he's completely dropped the Damon Kane gimmick again.

 

[Nameless]

Yup, Ambrose's music is still god awful. I feel like I'm playing Skitchin' when he comes to the ring.

 

[NastyBook]

How many times can Layla get in this kind of gimmick? She needs to retire she's like damn near 40.

YOU need to retire.

 

[gaiadyne]

Mid-Boss Kane

 

[strobogo]

Did this happen after 1998? I probably have no idea what you're talking about.

Late 1999/early 2000.

That's ballin as heck

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Ambrose be swag as fuck.

 

[Ithil]

Ruthless Aggression, Maggle.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

LOL

"RUTHLESS AGGRESSION MAGGLE"

 

[gaiadyne]

Ambrose no fucks given with the steel chairs

 

[UrbanDandy]

Ambrose be swag as fuck.

WWE's ugliest stepchild has a lot of character, unlike Cenar.

 

[Gonzalez]

Kane sure does love to kill face plant moves.

 

[Exis]

I assume wrestling in jeans is hard, it's gotta be a special fabric or something right?

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Gotta protect Semen Kane

I assume wrestling in jeans is hard, it's gotta be a special fabric or something right?

They got these stretchy denim jeans on Uniqlo for like 20 bucks. GOAT pants, not surprised if Titty Master owns 30 of em. It's how he pulled Renee breh/

 

[Officerrob]

The camera zooms....

 

[krae_man]

Aw isn't that nice. Seth returned the guys car.

 

[gaiadyne]

John Cena incoming

 

[The Elite]

Dat choke slam. Lol.

 

[NYR]

Someone fire the cameraman and whoever is calling for the quick cuts, Jesus titty fucking Christ.

 

[abstract alien]

Kane and that patented one knee bump he does

 

[Deadly Joker]

What a shit choke slam.

Kane is just the worst. The absolute worst.

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

Shouldn't Cena be running out to get his?

 

[Omega]

Kane needs to go.

his chokeslams look worse than the Taker vs Hogan one from like 2004

 

[FHIZ]

The Authority has shitty definition of "finishing it"

Kane needs to go.

his chokeslams look worse than the Taker vs Hogan one from like 2004

Yeah, it wasn't great.

 

[Master Thespian]

Kane and that patented one knee bump he does

That's why he's still a jacked specimen working a full time schedule at near 50 and Taker is a fragile old man with bones of glass.

Spoiler

But seriously, fuck Kane.

 

[NYR]

The Authority has shitty definition of "finishing it"

Ha!

 

[UrbanDandy]

Shouldn't Cena be running out to get his?

Good question.

 

[acrid]

Missed the first hour and just heard that it's Orton vs Cena tonight. HOLY SHIT!!! Can you believe it?!?! I've been dying to see those two go at it!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe they're giving away a PPV main event on Raw!!!!!

 

[gaiadyne]

Shouldn't Cena be running out to get his?

Cena no fucks given

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

Can't have the young Kane losing to Ambrose in his return match, of course not.

Gotta keep Kane looking strong for...fuck it, just because.

 

[Ecliptor]

Meanwhile in the App

 

[obijkenobi]

So wait, if cena wanted to fight Rollins, where was he that whole segment?

 

[BMO = GOAT]

Meanwhile in the App

Whattt???? O.O