So who else in the WWE has the perfect skin tone, friends?
A very important and well asked question. We can only speculate when it comes to the Divas, since their skin tones are often more makeup than skin (not criticizing... modern beauty standards are forced on these hard working ladies) as evidenced by the various flesh coloured stains that end up on their ring gear and the mats when they grapple.
As far as the men go, obviously we have to rule out anyone with tattoos. There is no problem with a tattoo, and a tattoo is an important statement to the people that have them, but we can most likely all agree that a tattoo is also making the statement 'I don't care about even skin tone'.
Seth kun and cabbage patch Dean seem self conscious about their skin tone, since they cover up so much of it. So too for the Wyatts, Mark Henry, Jackass Swagger, and many others.
The face painters... they're out too. The Usos and Gold and Stardust hide behind various shades. Leaving the number of people in the tag division with perfect skin tone, well, almost as barren as the tag division in the WWE today.
Kofi and friends don't make it (tattoo, tattoo, singlet). R Truth is out.
So who is not in a singlet, not wearing lots of clothes and not tattooed.
John Cena
Daniel Bryan
Dolph Ziggler
Sheamus
Antonio Cesaro
Damien Sandow
The Miz
Sheamus regularly has visible ugly bruises on his possibly artificially whitened skin. He's out. John Cena needs to work more on his tan. So he's out. Daniel Bryan regularly has nasty looking elbows, so we can't include him.
And that only leaves those people feuding for the intercontinental championship.
Truly the division of perfect skin tone, so truly, we must go with the champ himself. Dolph Ziggler. Those tiny shorts. That perfect tan. Those 'look at me' slogans. Dolph works hard on keeping his skin beautiful, and he knows it, showing as much of it as possible, and not artificially covering it up.