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[Man God]

Read Owens Read.

 

[Sou Da]

Owens shootin.

 

[BronsonLee]

Oh my god they're really doing a callback to The Secret promo, good grief
And now Owens is gonna shit on it

 

[Pizoxuat]

Kevin Owens has a permanent spot on my Fave Five for shitting on The Secret.

 

[Kurt Angle]

both these fatties can't talk

 

[Hidden One]

Lol, remember when this was Cesaro's angle with KO? Is that guy even going to be on the show?

Nah they killed Cesaro off real quick. I saw that shit coming a mile away.

 

[RP912]

Dudes dressed up like they just got out of fucking bed.

 

[Man God]

Now that's a shoot.

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

A feud over a book.

I don't even

 

[JTripper]

Man, Owens is such a good shit talker.

 

[KingBroly]

what...just...happened there?

 

[Zabka]

LEARN THE SE-CRET
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

 

[Jimmy King]

"You want to judge me for reading a book that had a positive impact on my life."

best line uttered in a WWE promo ever?

 

[Etrian Oddity]

Oh god yes, Owens-Ryback is a feud I can support

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

"Can you read it?"

"You missed"

"You missed a piece"

Man, fuck Ryback.

 

[brisk tacos]

KO's cadence is garbage

 

[PROh1bited]

My god. Ryback sounds like he's in a Grade 8 drama play. He's fucking terrible.

 

[Frecklestein]

are they fighting over a book

ryback you are terrible

how can Kevin Owens survive on the main roster with this shit

 

[Sou Da]

Kevin Owens has a permanent spot on my Fave Five for shitting on The Secret.

Ditto. Helps that I don't like Ryback at all.

"I am the big guy, so big, very big. Hungry."

Fucking stupid.

 

[Gonzalez]

These guys look like they legit don't like each other.

 

[redmetal86]

Thank you, for blessing me, with a mind to rhyme and a mouth to eat.

 

[Man God]

"You want to judge me for reading a book that had a positive impact on my life."

best line uttered in a WWE promo ever?

Voice Box Suuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkk Ittttttttt

 

[TheStruggler]

love owens and how he threw the book at rybacks face

 

[BronsonLee]

Ryback's best promos are the ones that involve The Secret.

THINK ABOUT THAT

 

[Colocho]

You know Ryback, Owens says the same thing when he wakes up too.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

So KO is playing surrogate CM Punk.

Also, I've read The Secret. It's fucking garbage.

 

[Lashley]

that was awful

 

[Ultratech]

The master of the "Feed Me More"?

How the fuck does that even make sense?

 

[Sou Da]

"The master of the Feed Me More"

What?

 

[KingBroly]

The Master...of the...Feed Me More?


Goldberg was better than this shit.

 

[Jimmy King]

Ryback's got some good heart to his promos even if his delivery isn't the best. Look at the rolls on the back of his head too.

KO's cadence is garbage

it is bad. meandering snark is how I would describe it.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

Isn't Bull the Master of Feedmemore?

 

[Hidden One]

The master of the "Feed Me More"?

How the fuck does that even make sense?

"The master of the Feed Me More"

What?

The Master...of the...Feed Me More?


Goldberg was better than this shit.

I missed it..Did he really say that?

 

[The Main Event]

KO's cadence is garbage

Being French does that to you.

 

[AColdDay]

So KO is playing surrogate CM Punk.

Also, I've read The Secret. It's fucking garbage.

It makes me bummed that I will never get to see a Punk/Owens program.

 

[Man God]

Give Ryback a lot of cocaine and a fierce mullet and he'd be The Ultimate Warrior.

They're celebrating Shane Douglas tonight?!?!?!?

 

[redmetal86]

Hogan on TV again!!!!

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Holy shit, Hogan mentioned on WWE TV.

 

[Jimmy King]

Freckle heard "celebrating the franchise" and was heartbroken when he realized it was Sting, not Shane Douglas.

Hey, look, Hogan.

 

[brisk tacos]

Are people pretending that KO has the great mic skills in this? Dude sounds lame as fuck, monotone as shit, like he isn't interested in anything. Whereas Ryback, while saying some dumb shit, is into his shit and his character and is a positive role model. KO looks and sounds like shit here. Not even in the "oh he's a heel you're supposed to hate him" or "lol he's fat" way. Dude has zero effort or enthusiasm.

 

[Sou Da]

Ryback doing OK here with KO

What even is "ok" for Ryback?

Also the Feed-Me-More is the Satsui-no-Hado of the WWE or some shit, I don't know.

 

[Hidden One]

It makes me bummed that I will never get to see a Punk/Owens program.

Punk will be back by Mania 35.

 

[Sanjuro]

...who did Sting make tap out?

 

[Gonzalez]

Hogan on TV again!!!!

No "Fast count", though.

 

[KingBroly]

I missed it..Did he really say that?

yes

 

[Etrian Oddity]

Oh wow, so each superstar has their own graphic/background on the Vs. screen now?

 

[Valentus]

The IC championship is the jobber championship anyway.

 

[JTripper]

...who did Sting make tap out?

Hollywood *****

*****

Howgen, there we go.

 

[Frecklestein]

Freckle heard "celebrating the franchise" and was heartbroken when he realized it was Sting, not Shane Douglas.

Hey, look, Hogan.

just you wait till Shane comes back to get his victory lap after Sting is done

 

[Sabucin]

Are people pretending that KO has the great mic skills in this? Dude sounds lame as fuck, monotone as shit, like he isn't interested in anything. Whereas Ryback, while saying some dumb shit, is into his shit and his character and is a positive role model. KO looks and sounds like shit here. Not even in the "oh he's a heel you're supposed to hate him" or "lol he's fat" way. Dude has zero effort or enthusiasm.

I think that is the purpose of his character.