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[sykoex]

 

[Fix]

NO.

 

[Date of Lies]

jesus



see what impact 21+ million copies of GTA sales has? Thanks alot.

 

[king zell]

OMG............

 

[Funky Papa]

That is beyond disastrous. What the hell is Sega thinking?

 

[Dagless M.D.]

:lol :lol :lol SWEETFUCKINGCHRIST :lol :lol :lol

 

[Wario64]

HOLY CRAP

GAME OF THE FUCKING YEAR BITCHES

 

[Error]

someone.... kill me

 

[Mejilan]

Disgusting, on so many fucking levels...

 

[Snaku]

:lol Shadow has to be the laziest super speedy hedgehog ever.

 

[impirius]

wow go psp




...wait, huh?

 

[Socreges]

:lol :lol that is funny for SO MANY reasons

 

[raYne]

They can't be serious... Just when you thought the game couldn't get any more stupid.

 

[Pimpbaa]

What happened to you Sega? You used to be cool man.

 

[Patrick Klepek]

Wait till you play it.

 

[masud]

Dammit I can't think of anything funny to say. But um, yeah.

 

[Dimmuxx]

Yay! GOTY

 

[GhaleonEB]

I think Sega misunderstood what I meant when I said, "I miss the Dreamcast".

 

[Funky Papa]

Wait till you play it.

I don't really know what are you trying to tell us :lol

 

[lethial]

This looks super wicked rad that caters to the X-treme 16-21 age group. Man I hope this comes packaged with a case of Mountain Dew.

 

[Error]

Sonic: "Fucking SEGA, why am I in this fucking piece shit, not only that but I'm a sickick of this gansta wannabe? someone kill me plz, I don't even have a gun!"

 

[Date of Lies]

his maverick is like 3 times bigger than him :lol

 

[Matlock]

YO YO YO MY NAME IS SHADOW
S TO THE H TO THE A D O
I GOT STREET CRED LIKE CLEON
YEAH, ROLLIN' 'ROUND IN A DODGE NEON

 

[Leatherface]

:lol

I'm dieing here... :lol

 

[DDayton]

As a Mario fan, I laugh.

As a fan of good gaming in general, I cry.


I can't believe Sega did this. I'm trying to think of a more pathetic and blatant attempt to "cool-ify" an existing franchise.

 

[TekunoRobby]

YO YO YO MY NAME IS SHADOW
S TO THE H TO THE A D O
I GOT STREET CRED LIKE CLEON
YEAH, ROLLIN' 'ROUND IN A DODGE NEON

Damnit I KNEW Matlock was involved with this game.

 

[Matlock]

I can't believe Sega did this. I'm trying to think of a more pathetic and blatant attempt to "cool-ify" an existing franchise.

 

[wipeout364]

I've already preordered my copy. This is going to be the game of the year. GTA meets Sonic Meets Ratchet and Clank meets James Bond Racing meets Rainbow 6!!!! With this much going on how could it possibly go wrong.

 

[Pimpbaa]

Wait till you play it.

Do you mean "jeez guys, wait till you play it before bashing it" or "If you think the screens are bad, wait till you play it"

 

[AniHawk]

Apparently wheels are decagonal in the Sonic the Hedgehog world.

 

[Matlock]

Do you mean "jeez guys, wait till you play it before bashing it" or "If you think the screens are bad, wait till you play it"

I think it's the latter.

 

[Gorgie]

THE WHEELS GO ROUND AND ROU . . . errr. Mhhmm.

Edit: Dammit, beaten by Anihawk

 

[..pakbeka..]

I can't believe this is the same sega that gave me so many happy memories with their consoles

 

[norinrad21]

:lol

 

[Electrii]

What's next, Mario on pogosticks?

 

[AniHawk]

I can't believe this is the same sega that gave me so many happy memories with their consoles

It isn't. They were killed off long ago.

 

[Matlock]

What's next, Mario on pogosticks?

 

[Jacobi]

WHOA SO BADASS ! HE HAS GUNS HE HAS CARS HE HAS BIKES ! SONIC HAS NOTHING AGAINST HIM

 

[Pimpbaa]

Sonic Rush will be good, right? RIGHT!? *holds legs and rocks on the floor*

 

[deadhorse32]

:lol @ the whole thread

 

[Koshiro]

:lol :lol :lol SWEETFUCKINGCHRIST :lol :lol :lol

^ exactly my reaction. I was willing to forgive the gun crap if the game was fun to play, but that just did it. No more of this Sega.

 

[Cosmozone]

I like the neon colours, though. Any recommendations for decent games with stuff like that?

 

[miyuru]

:lol

Man, I'm going to laugh hard if this game sells. I wonder how powerful marketing is.

 

[C- Warrior]

You know, I still haven't gotten around the fact that this is a -real- game, and not some well done penny arcade (ongoing) comic...

 

[Dagless M.D.]

I like the neon colours, though. Any recommendations for decent games with stuff like that?

REZ?

 

[Wario64]

:lol

Man, I'm going to laugh hard if this game sells. I wonder how powerful marketing is.

 

[..pakbeka..]

It isn't. They were killed off long ago.

looks like it...

most of sega died with Segata Sanshiro

aliens and dictators.... Oh, Sonic Team

 

[Ninja Scooter]

and to top it all off, the graphics are fucking horrendous. No wonder Sega is such a failure.

 

[imastalker co.]

well, there's always Sonic Rush right folks?

Am i right folks? am i right?

: cues music and dances to bonanza theme :

 

[impirius]

Hahahahahahaha... that was funny enough to begin with, then I scrolled to the right