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[Koshiro]

Well, if nothing else, at least the logo is awesome.

 

[ratcliffja]

Anger rising...




<------------- There you go, Sega.

 

[GhaleonEB]

Does Shadow have...fangs in that ad? WTF? He's some kind of vampire hedgehog?

 

[jarosh]

jesus christ. this sucks hard. but wait, can you shoot hedgehog hookers in this game?

 

[..pakbeka..]

jesus christ. this sucks hard. but wait, can you shoot hedgehog hookers in this game?

bat hookers

 

[Socreges]

"Shadow's either going to destroy the world, or save us all. But either way, you'll have a blast."

:lol

 

[Cosmozone]

REZ?

Actually I was thinking of a city with lots of cool neon lighting in it, Akira like. I also want to get Rez, but it's hard to find here...

bat hookers

:lol

 

[G-Fex]

about time sonic goes down the drain.

 

[Raiden]

Who do you fight, when you dont know what you're fighting for? Holy shit my 2 year old cousin makes more sense when he is talking to his own poo.

 

[Willy Wanka]

Good to see the Dreamcast is still being supported. Wait, what?

 

[Archaix]

If only I could have seen the reactions of everybody here as they scrolled down to see these images.


"Wait a...fucking...Shadow drives a car?!

...

A FUCKING MOTORCYCLE? That's it. Fuck it. I quit Sega."

 

[jarosh]

 

[D-X]

Ok the graphics are worse than Dreamcast level and the guns are misguided but under the aesthetics its a Sonic game without the hunting and shooting levels which alone makes it worth a look.

 

[BorkBork]

Talk about your clashing art styles. :lol
And the first thing I thought of when I saw the wheel on the motorcycle was Enter the Matrix/ Virtua Quest. Good god that's terrible. :lol

 

[Raiden]

Sega wants to beat Kutagari's 120 fps i guess, cause this can probally hit 240fps on current gen.

 

[raYne]

If only I could have seen the reactions of everybody here as they scrolled down to see these images.

I tried to show the pics to my bro and he looked at the first.. sighed.. and walked off before I could even scroll down to the rest. I even tried to call him back and he rolled his eyes and left the room... :lol

Were I the type to boycott things, I'd skip Condemned on general principle.

 

[Morts]

This is currently at the top of my little brother's Christmas list.

 

[Willy Wanka]

This is currently at the top of my little brother's Christmas list.

If he gets it he will truely understand there is no Santa Claus :'(

 

[Jado]

Devs with a love for good gaming could not have been the origin of this pile of shit. Everytime I see new screenshots of this it reeks more and more of the work of some stupid marketing execs trying to cash in on the success of GTA. Even if the gameplay holds up, I hope reviwers blast the awful art direction. One can almost foresee this game making the "Hall of Shame/Biggest Distasters, etc" lists of gaming sites and mags within a few years.

 

[Lo-Volt]

My Dreamcast could still own this shit, and it's six years old. Sonic Adventure > whatever this is.

 

[D-X]

Free Beanie? Sold.

 

[Matlock]

wtf :lol

 

[jman2050]

Free Beanie? Sold.

A beanie?

...

A FREAKING BEANIE

*Looks at current screenshots and convulses as Sega pulls out heart piece by little piece*

Sonic Rush is the only thing keeping me from nuking Sega HQ.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Free Beanie? Sold.

Ugh...Sega is reaching for that Pie in the sky that is the GTA crowd. This makes me nautious.

 

[Night_Trekker]

Back in the day:

Me: "Now Sega, someday someone might offer you a cigarette, or a gun or a hooker. And when that time comes, say no. They don't make you look cool, or older. Just say no. When you're ready to talk about it, I'll listen."

Present day:

Me: *Crying*

 

[jett]

Awesome, my Dreamcast was aching to see some action.


...

The sad thing is some people are actually looking forward to this crap.

 

[dark10x]

Sega seemed to be doing so well lately, but then you see THIS. W.T.F.?!?!

 

[BorkBork]

Sega seemed to be doing so well lately, but then you see THIS. W.T.F.?!?!

Sega wouldn't be Sega if they weren't screwing up in one area or another. :lol

 

[Netrunner2k2]

:lol :lol You just can't make this crap up.

Great job, Sega. :lol

 

[jman2050]

The worst part is that, as a hopeless Sonic fanboy, I am obligated to at least rent this on the off-chance that it doesn't suck

Wish me luck ;_;

 

[Night_Trekker]

The worst part is that, as a hopeless Sonic fanboy, I am obligated to at least rent this on the off-chance that it doesn't suck

Wish me luck ;_;

My biggest fear is the game plays really, really well, and then we'd have to suffer the shame of supporting Sega's batshit flights of fancy by playing it

EDIT: For example,

 

[Jerkface]

I will fully support Jack Thompson in attempting to boycott this horrific game.

 

[TekunoRobby]

Hahahahahaha a fucking beanie hahahahahahaha.

It goes together well too!

 

[jman2050]

My biggest fear is the game plays really, really well, and then we'd have to suffer the shame of supporting Sega's batshit flights of fancy by playing it

If this game ends up being awesome, I'll cry.

Hear that Sega? It's a lose-lose situation for you

*Sees sales pour in while Sega execs ignore while swimming in cash*

GAAAAAAAAAAH

 

[Mike Works]

hahahaha

why couldn't they have made this when i was a nintendo fanboy and the dreamcast was still alive

that day would've been glorious

 

[Oblivion]

Once again, Sega proves that it's STILL run by monkeys.

I dread the day when Nintendo follows suit.


...oh fuck

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/3061/hiphopmario5ni.jpg

 

[Kai Dracon]

My brain cannot compute that this game is being developed and published simultaneously with Sonic Rush.

ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER, DAVE **bbbtzzzt** **crackle** **blows fuses**

 

[Useff]

LMAO

 

[Raiden]

I wonder if the team of Sonic Rush and Shadow can eat at the same place without cracking some joke or two i know i would.

But then again..

 

[Night_Trekker]

:lol

 

[Soreda]

I wonder if the team of Sonic Rush and Shadow can eat at the same place without cracking some joke or two i know i would.

But then again..

They are not even in the same continent. Shadow is Sega Studio USA.

 

[Raiden]

They are not even in the same continent. Shadow is Sega Studio USA.

Ah now it all makes sense

 

[Duck of Death]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

I MUST own this. Such tragedies must be supported.

 

[Timedog]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

I MUST own this. Such tragedies must be supported.

:lol


uh oh, Sega,.....maybe it's time to just throw in the towel?

 

[Dark Age Iron Savior]

THEORY: They know what they are doing.

Seriously.

 

[Lindsay]

Man, I'm going to laugh hard if this game sells. I wonder how powerful marketing is.

You can bet it'll be on the UK charts for a long time to come. It'll probably outsell Sonic Rush to.... ;_;

 

[jett]

THEORY: They know what they are doing.

Seriously.

True. Sega sure knows how to drive themselves into the ground.

 

[Insertia]

o-m-g.

Looking at the first screen I assumed this was some crappy 3rd-party PSP game.

 

[Wario64]

you guys have high standards

this game is gonna rock. i think it may trump SotC and RE4 as my personal GOTY

 

[Frank the Great]

wow i didnt know they were still making dreamcast games