Share a little secret about yourself, and make it sexual :-)

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Nope, she doesn't know.

I'd tell her before the wedding. That would make one hell of a Christmas story if you don't.

I've cheated, done bad things, spent money on the wrong things... everything's in the past. Nothing to worry about. I'm a completely different person.
 
I really do prefer bigger women, women with meat on their bones. I do appreciate beauty in all forms but nothing quite gets me harder than a bigger girl. Not morbidly obese women though, there is still a limit to my attractions.
 
I'd tell her before the wedding. That would make one hell of a Christmas story if you don't.

I've cheated, done bad things, spent money on the wrong things... everything's in the past. Nothing to worry about. I'm a completely different person.

I feel like I'm a different person too, but I can't honestly see myself ever telling her any of that stuff.

Do you feel guilty?

Only when I get really depressed.
 
I really do prefer bigger women, women with meat on their bones. I do appreciate beauty in all forms but nothing quite gets me harder than a bigger girl. Not morbidly obese women though, there is still a limit to my attractions.

I feel like we should have a Chubby/BBW/M GAF >.>
 
I've nearly died about five different times now. Not directly from an illness...but from some kind of traumatic physical incident.


1) Falling out of a window because I leaned too hard against a window screen

2) Very close to drowning in the Gulf of Mexico to the point of being unconscious

3) Getting my leg stuck in a low-laying, jagged crevice in a rocky beach close to the Atlantic Ocean while the tides were quickly coming in (they would rise way above my head at high tide)

4) Nearly killing myself from suicidal tendencies...I'm better now...

5) I was robbed and brutally beat up within an inch of my life when I tried to fight back.


Yeah...it's a miracle I'm still here. Any one of those five times could have easily led to my demise if I was just a tad unluckier.



On a more positive note...I'm a British + USA dual citizen!

Stay inside! Also, hello fellow dual citizen!
 
I feel like I'm a different person too, but I can't honestly see myself ever telling her any of that stuff.



Only when I get really depressed.

Yeah, but you're also going to spend the rest of your life hopefully with that person. You never know what you will say. I'd say if you guys were married, then she definitely needs to know. Those vows mean more than simple words, but you should say you love her everyday if you do.
 
I'm gay and a virgin lol but I have this weird fetish that I love guys that are left handed. Yeah, that's weird.

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I post on gaf

i take cold showers

i like cocks.

I love cheesy romantic music, especially duets

I rarely finish a game that I purchase, these days.

I like penis.


I'm ridiculously shy irl.

I've never done an illicit drug in my life (weed, etc..).

I liked Ang Lee's Hulk.

I drink milk!

I've jacked off several times over the years in public areas, due to my high libido; school, work, outhouses, restaurants, etc.

This also apply to me.

Bonus, I started masturbating at 8, I pick my nose a lot when I'm alone and my penis is really small, not in the "I have self-image issues and think my average 5 inches won't satisfy anybody" way, but in the "what are you crazy?, you are SUPER lucky yours is five inches" way.

It's a good thing my teenage years are long gone and with that a lot of my complexes as well.
 
Other than my family, upcoming video games are what keeps me alive (at least until i get a PS4 and get bored/accustomed to it), otherwise i would've already offed my self.
 
The summer after my junior year of highschool, 1998, I went on a 3 week Outward Bound trip through the Gila of New Mexico. It was not at all like I expected (I'm not really sure what I expected), but it was basically one long non-stop miserable trek through the forest in shitty weather. It wasn't at all the kind of scenery I had envisioned, I wasn't in proper shape for the trip and my legs literally felt like they were going to explode at the end of each day, and because of my social awkwardness nobody liked me and I always felt like the odd man out. A very unpleasant experience on multiple fronts.

It was a week in, I was dreading the thought of two more weeks of the experience, and I thought enough is enough. After setting up camp that evening I went down the hill to take a piss, smacked my ankle against the side of a tree a few times, went back to camp and told everyone I'd twisted my ankle. The next day we met up with some people who took me to their base-camp house and the following day I was driven a couple hours to a hospital, diagnosed with a sprained ankle, driven back to the house that night, and the next day driven another couple hours to a bus stop.

I felt like a miserable failure but I couldn't bear another two weeks of it, and I didn't want to tell my parents I just quit. I always thought it was funny in an ironic sort of way that Outward Bound is advertised as this life-changing experience which is supposed to build confidence in you, and all it did was make me feel like a piece of shit loser.
 
I can't stand people who ask simple questions. Just like to punch them in the face. But since that can't be done, Nicholas cage facepalm is what I do.
 
Im still madly in love with my ex, I forgave the crap she did to me and now, 2 years later,we are good friends.I know it won't happen again...but I really miss her sometimes


Also, when I was 14 my best friend came out as gay, and for some strange reason, I thought I was gay too and got really scared and confused.Im not gay, but it certainly made of appreciate how tough it can be for some.
 
The summer after my junior year of highschool, 1998, I went on a 3 week Outward Bound trip through the Gila of New Mexico. It was not at all like I expected (I'm not really sure what I expected), but it was basically one long non-stop miserable trek through the forest in shitty weather. It wasn't at all the kind of scenery I had envisioned, I wasn't in proper shape for the trip and my legs literally felt like they were going to explode at the end of each day, and because of my social awkwardness nobody liked me and I always felt like the odd man out. A very unpleasant experience on multiple fronts.

For some reason this reminds me of my experiences in high school.

My high school was right next to a forest.

Every single lunch time...instead of eating in the cafeteria with everyone else...I would make myself some tea, put it into a container, and wander out of the school into the forest.

Like 10% of the time I got lost and it would take hours for the school administration to find me.

I think I tried to go to the cafeteria a couple of times...but everyone was gathered in their social cliques and I would just sit and eat alone.

So there was no point in staying inside.
 
I was hit on by girls that I liked but never said anything to them, they still don't know i liked them. Too late to do anything I moved out of state. Big regret.
 
This is a weird thing to do, but I sometimes get up early or stay in bed for longer just so I don't have to run into anyone. I make sneaky exits when someone's taking a shower and turn on my PC when the toilet's flushing to mask the sound. I don't know why! I get along with the people I live with just fine. I should probably stop it.

I listen for stuff other people are doing so I guess I subconsciously assume they do the same, but they probably don't
 
Maybe there's a bios setting for it but I haven't found it.
Also, I have a CRT which makes a very loud degaussing noise.

Assuming you have Windows, you can change them all right in the Sound settings.

Start > Settings > Control Panel > Sound > "Sounds" tab, and it lists the instances and files for all of your system sounds.
 
I've been in only 1 relationship in my 24 years on earth that was four years ago, nothing ever since.
 
Assuming you have Windows, you can change them all right in the Sound settings.

Start > Settings > Control Panel > Sound > "Sounds" tab, and it lists the instances and files for all of your system sounds.

Pretty sure he means the PC speaker beep. He'd have to open up his case and unplug the PC speaker pin to the mainboard.
 
Pretty sure he means the PC speaker beep. He'd have to open up his case and unplug the PC speaker pin to the mainboard.

Well, he said "While his computer is starting up," and I can't think of any motherboard beep that happens during that.
Alright, maybe if you don't have a keyboard connected, but other than that.

But, of course, I could be wrong.
 
I'm 35 and only had sex with two people. Lost my cherry a week before I turned 22 and then suffered a second virginity from 22 to 27. Now married. And sexless!

Don't count it as sex but I did swap bjs with a friend when I was 15. Because we were bored for few weeks.
 
Well, he said "While his computer is starting up," and I can't think of any motherboard beep that happens during that.
Alright, maybe if you don't have a keyboard connected, but other than that.

But, of course, I could be wrong.

I think it just depends on the model of the board. I know a lot of older computers beep once when they pass post. I'm gonna guess people found that annoying so a lot of newer boards have that disabled.
 
I think it just depends on the model of the board. I know a lot of older computers beep once when they pass post. I'm gonna guess people found that annoying so a lot of newer boards have that disabled.

I guess I've just never noticed if other computers did >.>
 
I'm 35 and only had sex with two people. Lost my cherry a week before I turned 22 and then suffered a second virginity from 22 to 27. Now married. And sexless!

I'm 31 and I've only had sex with one person (and I expect that to still be the case when I'm 35, seeing as I'm married), and that was first when I was 25.

But then, I suppose my earlier confession in this thread impacts that somewhat >.>
 
I think I have some kind of serious shoulder problem but I don't want to go to a doctor about it because it seems like a dumb thing to complain about and I don't know how to describe it beyond "Sometimes my shoulder really hurts".
 
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