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Second secret: I'm a hermit / recluse at heart.

I also have dreams of building a cabin in the middle of the forest and living off of nature, returning to the world of the living once every year for supplies. Maybe I'll make it happen one day.

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I once got so drunk, in order to impress a girl who is an experienced drinker, that I threw up while waiting in line to get into a ride at a popular theme park. The place was PACKED and they had to shut down the ride for a few minutes in order to clean up my mess.
 
I've been into larger women since I could remember, and I was always confused as a kid when I watched a tv show and they were portrayed as ugly or weird. My dates usually range from BBW to SSBBW size these days.

I'm awful at making choices on what to do next. Whenever I want to do something new, it mostly involves throwing a bunch of recommendations into a random number generator and picking from there. From small things like what movie to stream/rent, to when it's my choice of where to go with friends, to what games to buy on Steam.
 
Back when I was in high school, I was writing a test and sitting at the front of the class.
The teacher had left a copy the course notes the test covered on his desk. I was able to see what was written on the top sheet, which gave me answers to a couple questions.
 
Second secret: I'm a hermit / recluse at heart.

At work I act normally and nobody suspects anything, but outside of work I prefer to spend my time completely away from other people. You know...meditating in the park, exercising, taking spontaneous vacations...that kind of thing. It's like the moment I leave work I disappear and people have a hard time getting in touch with me.

I've seriously considered permanently becoming a female monk / nun in a Buddhist monastery...to the point where I even took a couple of years off from normal life to become one on a trial basis. Something stopped me from fully committing...but I'll always have that core inside me.



I also have dreams of building a cabin in the middle of the forest and living off of nature, returning to the world of the living once every year for supplies. Maybe I'll make it happen one day.

Something like has always been a dream to me.
But i would never want to spend my life completely alone, without a "soulmate".
 
You should be shouting this from the rooftops rather than trying to hide it! Acknowledging that you have a problem and having the strength and determination to do something about it is an awesome feat.

Well, I'm slowly growing the confidence in myself to do so! The feeling is so rewarding and it's slowly making my self confidence rise.
 
I get way too attached to fictional characters (tv shows and movies)

Probably it's because of my lack of really close irl friends, dunnow
 
Back when I was in high school, I was writing a test and sitting at the front of the class.
The teacher had left a copy the course notes the test covered on his desk. I was able to see what was written on the top sheet, which gave me answers to a couple questions.
I'm telling!!
 
I have never owned a Mac.

My username is completely unrelated to Apple.
 
I enjoy fanservice in games/anime, I'm timid about posting on Gaf, and "Velvet Kiss" is my fave manga of all time. I at times prefer Fakku! to real girls, and if it weren't for having some good friends I would probably never leave my house.
 
I enjoy excessive fanservice in games and anime.

Eh, not exactly a secret, but I don't like to disclose it THAT much.

I don't know how to properly smile, as in, my "smiles" always come off as stiff and very obviously fakes. Also, I want more friends in real life, since there's only two people whom I can really call friends... and one of those doesn't live in the city where I'm currently living.
I try to get along with everybody in classes, since it's the only chance that I have to interact with other people and because I don't interact with almost anyone at my job due to where I am placed there, but after classes end, I don't interact with almost anyone, and barely get out of the house as a result of that (worse: I'm living alone currently). My shy nature, having difficulties maintaining one-on-one conversations due to having troubles coming up with topics to talk about and the fact that I don't like going out to parties at midnight don't help me at all.
 
I had something typed out here. It wasn't much, but it was something. But I still can't bring myself to talk about it openly.

But typing it out, even if I didn't post it, helped ease my demons if only for a day or two. Thank you for this thread, I am going to go deal with my memories now in the only way I know how.
 
Sometimes I go to the grocery store just to walk around without intending to buying anything. I did this today in fact.

Lol, I hate leaving stores without buying anything. Always makes me feel so suspicious, like everyone thinks I'm just stealing stuff. So I usually end up buying a random small thing just so I dont have to go through that.
 
I have an addictive personality and have had problems with various substances in the past .Luckily I haven't gotten hooked on anything too bad. Shit sucks though cause its definitely not helping my depression which I also keep hidden in real life, except from my family.
 
Did you replace Mother with Doge?

"Doge, gonna you take for a walk tonight!"

That's awesome. I don't know why I didn't think of it. That's definitely going in my Danzig sings to his dogs play list. I was starting to use Misfits songs. The last track I added to my rotation was Astro Beagles.

"I send my astro beagles to poop on the land Prime directive, exterminate the whole human race."
 
wowowow i think i remember that place??? vaguely :O i used to frequent ff7 fansites back when... haha ... there were a few places that fans clustered at.... man, nostalgia *__*

.... no no no now you have to tell me this fanfiction of yours :O which pairing? :O does it involve ... whathisface the red-haired turk guy? Reno?

Haha. Yeah? I think we were the only Turk-specific fanfic site (fanart too) at the time, and it did get pretty big. Nostalgia, indeed. :)

For the fic,
it was an 'unlikely traveling companion' one with Cloud and Reno that had a darker, overarching plot. Made for lots of action, snarky dialogue, and some good comedy opportunities. It's poorly written, looking at it 14 years and one actual published novel later, but I still like the overall idea and some of it wasn't bad. I still get emails about it. 78 reviews on fanfiction.net was a big thing back in the day. ;)
 
Lol, I hate leaving stores without buying anything. Always makes me feel so suspicious, like everyone thinks I'm just stealing stuff. So I usually end up buying a random small thing just so I dont have to go through that.

I don't even pretend to shop. It's not real suspicious. I've been doing it for years and no one has ever said anything.
 
When I was a kid, I wanted new action figures to play with, so I made figures out of twist ties.

They were super cool (they even had individual joints and everything). ^^
 
I am an INSANELY picky eater and drinker. I don't drink coffee, soda or alcoholic beverages (in the lattermost case, you think I would have by now since I'm almost 24), I actually didn't like eating PIE OF ALL THINGS when I was younger (I'm kind of okay with it now; pumpkin pie is rad), I really hate any kind of soup (any hot liquids, in fact, like hot chocolate...I don't enjoy them) or salad...God, I could go on forever about this. Also, I hated water (which I now drink obsessively) and apples until I was 18 because of how flavorless they were to me (but candy that has the artificial apple flavor is STILL TERRIBLE), and now I'm not really all that fond of candy, either (other than Milk Duds, my One True Candy God). Basically, my sense of taste is fucked up.
 
I used to read the CTRL, ALT and DEL web comic and I even bought the animated DVD, I remember stopping around the time that the female character (Leah?) had a miscarriage as it started getting weird.
 
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