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[rtcn63]

Does it make a difference?

It might to Phelps' well-being

 

[Boke1879]

It's pointless, but people will tune in and it's interesting. I see no issue with this.

 

[Aces&Eights]

It's pointless, but people will tune in and it's interesting. I see no issue with this.

Unless you're the shark. I'm sure he didn't want to spend the week sitting in a tank and being forced to race a skinny human.

 

[HStallion]

Will they also have a show about finding a Megalodon on this year's Shark Week?

 

[RangerBAD]

Will they also have a show about finding a Megalodon on this year's Shark Week?

They'll have some sort of fake documentary for sure.

 

[Boozeroony]

Hope they find a big enough bowl.

 

[More_Badass]

I have a feeling this will end in the same manner as Discovery's "man eaten alive by an anaconda" special

 

[rtcn63]

I have a feeling this will end in the same manner as Discovery's "man eaten alive by an anaconda" special

 

[whitemex88]

How are they going to get them to swim straight? Put a fish carcass on the other side for the shark and a blunt on the other side for Phelps?

 

[Elfforkusu]

What if Phelps brought bomb arrows?

 

[Yiazmat]

I've seen sharks carried into the air with the momentum of their swimming.

I cannot say the same for a human.

Checkmate

 

[Dai101]

Will they also have a show about finding a Megalodon on this year's Shark Week?

Wouldn't be Shark week otherwise.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Die a hero or live long enough to become a villain.

 

[Trojita]

Unless they put a bleeding cut on phelps, the shark is hungry, and he resembles a sea lion, this is going to be boring.

 

[More_Badass]

Unless they put a bleeding cut on phelps, the shark is hungry, and he resembles a sea lion, this is going to be boring.

They always are. It's going to be an hour or more of a show about sharks, with some teases of shocked expressions during the "race", and then in the last 5 or 10 minutes, they'll finally get to the race where we see the obvious outcome, but they'll put it to dramatic music with commercial breaks to leave the audience on the edge of their seat

 

[Ryaaan14]

I'd rather see him roll up a big fatty and smoke it w the shark

 

[Lord Frieza]

Sounds like the beginning of a superhero origin story

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Sounds like the beginning of a superhero origin story

Half-Eaten Man!

 

[B-Dubs]

They're gonna feed the great white lots of chicken nuggets so he's lazy.

That's Usain Bolt's power food! That shark is going to be monstrous!

 

[vatstep]

What the hell? The shark doesn't give a fuck.

 

[John Dunbar]

how long does it take for the shark to achieve its top speed? and how are they going to make it do it?

 

[Slayven]

The Seal commercial is hilarious