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[DMczaf]

"Hey Maven, I need a date for tonight"

"I'll see if any girls I know are free tonight..."

"Thats the thing...I'm not talking about girls..."

"Gotta go!"

 

[sprsk]

what happened to the other one

 

[Kintaro]

"Hey Maven, I need a date for tonight"

"I'll see if any girls I know are free tonight..."

"Thats the thing...I'm not talking about girls..."

"Gotta go!"

LMAO. Ahhhhh man...it never gets old.

 

[olimario]

:lol

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Shawn, show me on the doll where Diesel touched you...

 

[DMczaf]

Shawn, show me on the doll where Diesel touched you...

It wasnt Diesel....

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

Michaels has joined Tom Cruise, the owls, Nintendogs, and a bunch of other stuff to become the next GAF fad!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

It wasnt Diesel....

 

[Fifty]

"It's this long!"

 

[Ninja Scooter]

"From here to here, she's ALL woman! The rest? Not so much."

 

[Guzim]

"It's this long!"

Is Shawn talking about Chyna's penis?

 

[DMczaf]

"Just bend over a little bit more..."

 

[Fifty]

Is Shawn talking about Chyna's penis?

 

[Sapiens]

WAAAAYYY too many shots like this:

and this:

Which leads to only one question: Where are all the gay men? This man was created by god for your enjoyment. Do you think we all feel good by hogging him up to ourselves? Yes we do but we want to share-With you, gay men.

 

[J2 Cool]

 

[Guzim]

 

[Sapiens]

"From here to here, she's ALL woman! The rest? Not so much."

"So, Bret, Shawn measures about this much. The gorilla, faggy trainer and I don't think you can match that, do you?"

 

[J2 Cool]

HHH:"I got the heart!"
Benoit: "what the FUCK!?"

Benoit: "I'm not.. into this whole thing.."
HBK: "So then your out? ..."
HHH: "..."

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Randy: "Where am i? What did you put into my drink?"
Shawn: "Shhhh. Don't worry. we're almost back at my hotel room."
Hebner: "remember Shawn, its my turn to get the butthole this time!"

 

[Straightballin]

LMAO this is the funniest thread I have seen for a while. Anyways is he realy gay?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Anyways is he realy gay?

Like a fox.

 

[Sapiens]

Anyways is he really gay?

 

[J2 Cool]

"Steve?"
"Yeah?"
"Are you aroused yet?"
"Almost."
"I really don't like this whole cosplay stuff, it freaks me out."
"Come on, we got the belts, the photographer.. it's gonna be fun."
"I.. I can't do this Steve! I'm outta here""

"B-B-But I'm.. I'm ready."

"I'm sorry."

"GET BACK HERE!!"

"STAY AWAY STEVE!!!"

"Shaawwnnn..."

 

[DMczaf]

Anyways is he realy gay?

No.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

:lol that joke can never get old, either. Watch.

. Anyways is he realy gay?

No. Not at all.

 

[J2 Cool]

 

[DMczaf]

All man.






















...I mean Shawn.

 

[Matlock]

that scar extended his hairy asscrack about a half a foot :lol

 

[Matlock]

wtf, non hairy michaels!?

 

[J2 Cool]

He's a man of many fetishes, from hairy to hairless.

 

[Matlock]

:lol half of Forever-Shawn's galleries are down!


"You know, I think we buried Forever-Shawn. Who should we kill next?"

 

[DMczaf]

Time to move on to Scott Hall

 

[Matlock]

 

[Ninja Scooter]

holy shit Shawn stop biting your nails!

 

[bjork]

LMAO this is the funniest thread I have seen for a while. Anyways is he realy gay?

 

[Sapiens]

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

HHH: God Damn you're so sexy shawn
HBK: Huh, what?
HHH: Nothing....nothing at all...

:lol

 

[Sapiens]

"Hey, Shawn, do you think people will be making fun of us on the innanets 20 years from now?"
"No way, Marty! I don't know how anyone can construe this shot into anything but rocking hard! Rock on! Party!"

 

[Richiban]

"UP TO OUR ELBOWS, BABY! UP TO OUR ELBOWS!

 

[Daigoro]

wahhhhh- what the fuck. i thought these threads were about wrestling. i finally clicked on one. yes im slow.

funny shit.

 

[Red Scarlet]

That's the same Scott Hall? I thought the b&w pics were of some wrestler from the 50's.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

That's the same Scott Hall? I thought the b&w pics were of some wrestler from the 50's.

 

[Sapiens]

 

[DMczaf]

"I hear you have a crush on me Vince"

"Is this true?"

"Well Shawn..."

"...its not you."

"Who?!"

"Ive given you almost 20 years!"

"Give me one chance!"

"You ask him yourself"

"Who's ready to squeal?"

 

[sonatinas]

Some of you need to not leech images. Use imageshack.us or photoobucket to host the images and not accidently use their bandwidth.

 

[bjork]

"Stripping bandwidth is bad, but how about some of this? Huh? Huh?"

 

[J2 Cool]

This thread will die from the death of forever-shawn.net and the massive ammount of pics already used :lol But what will happen to Shawn???

Meanwhile, outside of the GAF spotlight

Shawn continued to go downhill and into the darkest back hallways of the wrestling arenas. He'd reminisce about the good ole' days to anyone with a half a brain or cock or any mixture of the two that would listen.

"So that's it? You're done. You're shot. You're finished?"
"..."

"Where's you HEART!?"
"I don't have one anymore. You ripped it out along with the lack of bandwith ..remember??"

"I'd love to cosplay with you if Shawn isn't into it."
"Good, because.. I'm ready."

"Shawn! Shawn, are you throwing up!?"
"I want to be THIN AGAIN!"
"EARL! EARL, GET OVER HERE! It's SHAWN!"
"*URAAAAHHLLL!!*"

"Shawn? SHAWN! No no no! Not you! You're beautiful Shawn. You're beautiful!"
"Oh man Earl.. I need HELP!"

"Shawn! Let me help you!"
"Listen buster, you had your chance. I don't even want you to see me like this."
"I know. About the girls, I couldn't find any that were free that night. If you gave me a bit of warning.."
"Warning? Open your eyes man. It's NOT. about. the girls..."
"..."

Shawn began sleeping with whoever would share a bed, so he didn't have to be alone at night. Some of these men beat Shawn.

"I like to wrestle before I go to sleep.................................. I've always loved you Shawn."
"I can tell."

Crowds began to turn on Shawn, calling him "lame" and "loser".

"I don't need you anymore! You've never been there FOR ME! YOU'RE THE LOSERS! Not me..."

"YOU'RE LAME!!"

WeeWee Cwappy WesWing wrote one young fan. WeeWee Cwappy WesWing..

"Who AM I?? WHERE DO I BELONG? I can't hear the crowds anymore.."

"I can't hear anything.."

 

[Ninja Scooter]

This thread will die from the death of forever-shawn.net and the massive ammount of pics already used :lol But what will happen to Shawn???

Meanwhile, outside of the GAF spotlight

Shawn continued to go downhill and into the darkest back hallways of the wrestling arenas. He'd reminisce about the good ole' days to anyone with a half a brain or cock or any mixture of the two that would listen.

"So that's it? You're done. You're shot. You're finished?"
"..."

"Where's you HEART!?"
"I don't have one anymore. You ripped it out along with the lack of bandwith ..remember??"

"I'd love to cosplay with you if Shawn isn't into it."
"Good, because.. I'm ready."

"Shawn! Shawn, are you throwing up!?"
"I want to be THIN AGAIN!"
"EARL! EARL, GET OVER HERE! It's SHAWN!"
"*URAAAAHHLLL!!*"

"Shawn? SHAWN! No no no! Not you! You're beautiful Shawn. You're beautiful!"
"Oh man Earl.. I need HELP!"

"Shawn! Let me help you!"
"Listen buster, you had your chance. I don't even want you to see me like this."
"I know. About the girls, I couldn't find any that were free that night. If you gave me a bit of warning.."
"Warning? Open your eyes man. It's NOT. about. the girls..."
"..."

Shawn began sleeping with whoever would share a bed, so he didn't have to be alone at night. Some of these men beat Shawn.

"I like to wrestle before I go to sleep.................................. I've always loved you Shawn."
"I can tell."

Crowds began to turn on Shawn, calling him "lame" and "loser".

"I don't need you anymore! You've never been there FOR ME! YOU'RE THE LOSERS! Not me..."

"YOU'RE LAME!!"

WeeWee Cwappy WesWing wrote one young fan. WeeWee Cwappy WesWing..

"Who AM I?? WHERE DO I BELONG? I can't hear the crowds anymore.."

"I can't hear anything.."

"That was beautiful..."

 

[bjork]

Unable to face his demons, Shawn takes the advice of "Last Call" Scott Hall...

 

[J2 Cool]

"Oh come on. I am not that bad."

"NOT! I am a MONSTER! Look what I do! RARGH!"