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i like power chords

big fat hooky riffs with a little melody

bombastic, major bridges with a bit of wailing

sometimes when i'm reading gaf i throw up a little in my mouth

the first time i heard that john mayer single i thought it was kind of catchy

i'm a huge fan of bad tv, and watch crap religiously

i'm incredibly attracted to butch, man hating lesbians

i was pretty sure that i could eat anything dead, but it turns out i have trouble eating dead sea urchin

i'm really stupid

i'm addicted to gaf :(
 
I'm attracted a little bit to both sexes.

I eat almost nothing but junk.

I view internet porn regularly.

I have altavista favorited and limewire installed for this purpose.

I've gotten drunk before.

My brother and I accidentally once set a field on fire.(Mostly him)
(I'll go into detail if someone asks)

I think the penis is extremely ugly. You know the term getting beaten with an ugly stick? Well the penis IS the ugly stick. That's a pretty universally accepted fact though so I don't feel too alone in thinking that.

I saw goatse when I was around 10 years old.

Tubgirl too.

I'm smarter than I may come off in my posts here on this forum.

I have stretch marks near an embarassing area, but they aren't particularly noticable. I don't know how they got there because I'm not fat.

Contrary to popular believe I actually havevery little body/facial hair.

I feel unattractive.

I have social anxiety.

I'm depressed.

I like David Bowie.

I find Olimario somewhat attractive, but totally annoying.

I felt sad when Jinx left.

I have a picture of Jesus hanging on the wall in my room.
 
I don't get out much

I made $1000 in a week off google ad's

My wang is small

I've never drank alcohol knowingly (drank someones gin when I was 3)

I've wanted to ask the same girl out for like 5years and now I'll never see her again.
 
Lemurnator said:
How the fuck did you do that?
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http://www.btinternet.com/~crillboy/property_morephotos.cfm.htm + fazed + slashdotted = money. Although it didn't look like that originally it was a backup I had of a estate agents webpage. The funny thing is I'm pretty sure I could have made probably twice maybe more if I'd realised it was getting over 100000 hits a day sooner. (I noticed around mid september when i got an email from the creators of the website asking me to remove all their content or get in shit, they phoned my house from the usa as well lol. I found links to it from mid august) So I stuck google ad's up and made a little over $1000.

Heh my parents didn't believe me till the cheque from google came :lol
 
I'm not even sure if it got slashdotted tbh I got an email saying it was but i could never find the link on it and I'm not really going to search for it. It was definately on fazed though. And I got emails from people all over the place :lol

It was originally a proper website for an estate agents with the dog humping pick there by accident thats why it was amusing. I think I originally saw it on gaf and backed it up because the amount of traffic it was getting it was bound to go down. Thanks for that gaf :lol

I had never used google ad's just thought I mite make a little cash. U only make money if lots of people click compared to the amount of hits. I just got lucky, it will never happen again. But it's my nerdy claim to fame :lol

thread derailment sorry
 
I feel like im wasting my life, i want to travel the world and maybe sign up to the red cross or something, I cant let myself waste my life away with excuses.
 
i saw this kid find a bag of cash on the ground (looked like a fat wad of 20s I would estimate near the thousand mark) at a rugby game, he handed it to a policeman that was right there, I saw it at the same time as him. I wish it was me so I could have kept the money and spent it all on beer at the game for me and the people around me.
 
MrPing1000 said:
I'm not even sure if it got slashdotted tbh I got an email saying it was but i could never find the link on it and I'm not really going to search for it. It was definately on fazed though. And I got emails from people all over the place :lol

It was originally a proper website for an estate agents with the dog humping pick there by accident thats why it was amusing. I think I originally saw it on gaf and backed it up because the amount of traffic it was getting it was bound to go down. Thanks for that gaf :lol

I had never used google ad's just thought I mite make a little cash. U only make money if lots of people click compared to the amount of hits. I just got lucky, it will never happen again. But it's my nerdy claim to fame :lol

thread derailment sorry
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What we really want to know is... what did you spend the money on?!
 
I hate it when people feel bad, I want to make it better for them.

I write erotic fiction.

I’m in love with more than one person.

I’m confused… about many things.

I’m not frightened of dying.

I was abused when I was younger and I liked it.

War makes me really sad.

When you guys are nasty to me it sometimes hurts my feelings.

I think Lemurnator is hot.
 
I haven't had more than a sip of wine/beer in my life. I don't intend to.

I'm the guy that will get into discussions about who's busting the curve when I'm busting the curve more than anyone.

I bitch about tuition costs when I'm getting enough scholarships to pay for everything. Then I'll bitch about being taxed on overage. But only in my mind because I don't tell people that I'm on a full ride.

The biggest reason why I'm in several gay rights threads is because when I was in middle school and I did something stupid, I said "I'm so gay, I can't believe I didn't see that." Then everyone thought I was gay for a few years and I had to go through the crap gay people go through. I was a big homophobe because I was hit on by a few guys. There was this very ackward time when some guy that had already hit on me went to the urinal next to me and started a conversation (all the other ones were empty, that's against the man rules). And the guy tried to take a peak. No fucking wonder I was a homophobe...but I see the error of my ways.

I have an annoying habbit of talking to myself. In high school I had a History AP class that had weekly definition exams. Basically, you looked up a list of 20 people/places, wrote a paragraph, and then memorized it. I was in several other AP classes at the time, so I was short on time. So I started using verbal study. It stuck dammit and it won't go away.

I average about 3 edits on my posts, I'd say.

I hate my nick, I don't know what the hell I was thinking when I made it. It would be awesome if I could switch my nick to something like Legend, another name I go by.

I feel unattractive.
I have social anxiety.
I'm depressed.
I find Olimario somewhat attractive
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is definitely caused by:

I eat almost nothing but junk.
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teh_pwn, doctor of the obvious and genuine jackass.
 
I was the only writer for Sega.net (the fansite) for about 8 months.

I have utterly terrible scalp, both very oily and dry. If I don't use a combination of special, intense shampoos my scalp gets scabs and bleeds.

I'm adicted to GAF. Severely.

I'm still so depressed about the presidential election, and what it says about the US population, that I've grown more cnyical than I have been in ten years.

I think Nintendo makes great games stuck in a shit coating.
 
Alyssa DeJour said:
I hate it when people feel bad, I want to make it better for them.

I write erotic fiction.

I’m in love with more than one person.

I’m confused… about many things.

I’m not frightened of dying.

I was abused when I was younger and I liked it.

War makes me really sad.

When you guys are nasty to me it sometimes hurts my feelings.

I think Lemurnator is hot.
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Are you like Bizarro Lemurs? Most of those also apply to me too. : ( Except for the last one, and another one that I wouldn't ever get into here.
 
Jonnyram said:
Holy crap, I set a field on fire with my sister too, mostly me.
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haha awsome. We didn't do it on purpose. We were riding our bikes to guitar center with smoke bombs and when they died we threw them in the field we were riding our bikes next to. (It was near a road with a bridge close to train tracks).

When we got to guitar center we heard people talking about a burning smell coming through the ventalation system. When we rode our bikes back we saw a fire truck parked and several firemen gathered around a large charred part of earth scratching their heads as to how the fuck it happened. It was a really really dry season.
 
no im talking about the city omaha.

the one in nebraska. Everyone was doing it but then i was the one to bust first =(

i feel sad because i cant bust no more.
 
I mock fat people behind their backs, even though I'm not that proud of my own body.

I sometimes talk to myself.

I used to like... forget it, that one's too embarrassing.
 
I'm very altruistic but I don't actually like people very much on a person-to-person basis.

I don't really enjoy receiving compliments. I get a sense of elation at first but it quickly turns into insecurity.

I don't really enjoy sex. I usually feel guilty about even wanting to have sex.
 
Lemurnator said:
Are you like Bizarro Lemurs? Most of those also apply to me too. : ( Except for the last one, and another one that I wouldn't ever get into here.
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Funny, I thought exactly the same thing when I read yours... except for the penis thing, I don't think they are ugly.
 
Last Saturday night I had sex with 41 year old MILF who has two kids and been separated for one year from a hubby that cheated on her with a male coworker.
 
Himuro said:
Was she good?
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She was quite reserved as she was married to this dude for 20+ years. She was fine but will only get better. Great personality though...very spunky and outgoing. She was 5ft 1 and weighed 104 pounds, tight body and is an interior desinger and aerobics/bootcamp instructor.
 
i went to a friend's going away party recently, got drunk, and ended up sleeping with his formerly-straight friend. woops.
 
i once intentionally started a fire in my middle school science lab.

i read women's magazines, especially real women's mags (Bust & Bitch) and fashion mags.

i've been a vegetarian for like 10 years, but i'm thinking of quitting.

i'm getting ready to sell my PSP and DS, but i'm tempted to sell all of my games.

While sharing my sickness story with friends tonight, i secretly felt really good knowing that i got strep from the woman i was vigorously fucking in the ass, choking, and spanking a few nights back, and that she loved it. (i'm hoping it's strep, as mono's been going around and the antibiotics i've received for strep are working quite well.)

i'm really superstitious -- right before i go into work, i kill a hobo with a hammer.

Losing my virginity to my first girlfriend's mom both turned me off from sex for a while and made me the sexual deviant i am today.

i haven't had a drink in like four days, and i'd fucking kill for a good gin martini right now.

Hey Alyssa, do you post your stories anywhere? i read erotica (generally written by women) from time to time. i'd love to see what you've written.
 
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