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I started posting on internet forums when I was 9 years old.

I care about movie, game, and music reviews more than I should.

I care too much about what people think.

I also hate it when people feel bad, I want to make it better for them.

I also in love with more than one person.

I also am confused… about many things.

I also not frightened of dying.

War also makes me really sad.

I once masturbated in school.

Sometimes I have a severe urge to shake my baby brother until he shuts the fuck up.

My feelings are also hurt when you guys have said some nasty things to me, here and on the OTHER forum.

I've cried at some of the shit people have said here before. :-/

I've cried at several episodes of Futurama.

The Notebook is my favorite movie.

I've cried at SEVERAL songs.

I once ate a box of crayons when I was little.

I used to growl at people when I was little, literally.

I'm emotionally fucked up.
 
that episode is a bit of a tear jerker.

the star trek episode is pretty sad too when you think about it
 
I often force myself not to make posts because I realise I'm about to troll a thread :lol

That's about it. Other than that, I'd say I'm very normal. Trust me, I'm tempted to bash people in this thread too, but I won't :lol
 
miyuru said:
I often force myself not to make posts because I realise I'm about to troll a thread :lol

That's about it. Other than that, I'd say I'm very normal. Trust me, I'm tempted to bash people in this thread too, but I won't :lol
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your avatar is the greatest.

and that one of your friend doing the 'puffed up' face :lol
 
YES! THE BEE EPISODE! :*)

On AIM I sometimes put my away message up to make others think I'm busy.

Whenever I'm waiting in line at the bank or something I'd think about what the best COA would be if some one tried to rob the place or something.

Wind Waker is my favorite Zelda so far.

I think I'd be an excellent actor.

I sing my heart out when nobody's around.

In my spare time when I move out, I'd love to play music at a local cafe. Like Phoebe.

I had an internet girlfriend.

But I'm attracted to men.
 
I had sex with a chubby girl the same night she asked me out to drink after finding me on facebook. It was the worst sex I've ever had.

I've had sex with another girl I met on thefacebook. It was awesome sex.

I think I have more of a personality online then I do in person.
 
I have severe social anxiety at the strangest times. I will purposely avoid talking to people, but if someone starts talking to me, I am perfectly fine.

I just got out of a long relationship and have already fallen into a deep crush with someone who is falling out of a long relationship. I'm hoping to take advantage of the rebound effect, and feel bad.

I like Avril Lavigne's music way more than I probably should. Like, really like it, and check her website to see when the next one's coming out. Spring, by the way.

After coming out of a steady relationship, I miss the regular sexual favors. I'm thinking about being really shallow when I'm back at school, but probably don't have the courage to pull it off.
 
mybrainonfire said:
I like Avril Lavigne's music way more than I probably should. Like, really like it, and check her website to see when the next one's coming out. Spring, by the way.
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That's not so bad. I'm a fan of Ashlee Simpson. Before AND after she made a fool of herself. Infact, I think I like her more after. :)
 
Hah I just thought of one...

I still owe spr0ks and sefskillz their Mix Exchange CDs :lol I'm talking from June 2004.
 
i really need to stay away from political threads, and just talk about butts and how big they are (SO BIG)
 
i beat up a store clerk in the middle of crowded Woolworths in the middle of the day on a saturday.
 
Oh, a confession or two too, I suppose.

My mum told me not to smoke weed in the house, which I decided sounded fair enough and that I would respect that. So I baked cookies instead.

Also, once when in high school I threw another boy's ball into the rubbish bin and then walked off while he blamed and beat up another kid for it. Additionally, it was the 2nd proudest I have ever been.

Poor, I know, but there's nothing I would care to admit, as it's all so deeply embarrassing.
 
im 21 and lost my virginity a month ago

i lasted one hour on my first time

i just got done having sex over an hour ago

my dick is 8 1/2 inches

i make money from walmart

ive had previous names on here...




please dont ban me...i've learned my lesson...
 
I masturbated on a plane once. There was some foreign guy next to me sleeping, and I was watching some hot girl as I did it. It was hilarious and awesome.
 
Lemurnator said:
....I'm a virgin, and will be until I'm at least 16, probably will be even though I kind of don't want to be....
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Holy shit, I honestly thought from your posts you were much older, you come across that way.
I can see how you are unnaturally intelligent.

I kinda feel creepy about what I said before!
 
Alyssa DeJour said:
Holy shit, I honestly thought from your posts you were much older, you come across that way.
I can see how you are unnaturally intelligent.

I kinda feel creepy about what I said before!
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Don't worry about it. :bowierock

Another confession to add to my already massively eddited confessionary. Stuff like that flatters me, it makes me feel weird, but on some level it flatters me.
 
I'm in love. She's not ready for a relationship right now, wasn't even before my feelings had developed. She lives in town but will be going to a different college so I won't see her most of the schoolyear. Yeah, she'll probably either eventually walk out of my life or find a guy at her school, even though we're very close and will keep in touch, and if/when she does it will suck, but I don't care because I'm in love and it makes you stupid like that. Sometimes I desperately hope we'll hook up, other times my feelings are more noble and I just want what's best for her. But I guess that's life, it's the same when sticking with a long-term commitment, just a battle for right character and unselfishness.
 
I second john tv's motion.

I don't especially like this sort of thread, and I've got nothing juicy, but OK.

I read the boomerang thread and it scares me. Things like this make me question my future prospects, remind me of how discouraging the bungled job searches were, even make me wonder if I should participate in this world. I graduate from college after the upcoming year, and I don't know what to do after.

I've thought a little more of suicide this year when it used to be a personal taboo.

I think I would be a good academic or professor, but it makes me wonder if it means I can't function in the 'real world.'

I'm a political scientist, but I sometimes am very dispassionate about politics.

Someone I know admitted lying about every story he's ever told me and our larger social group.

I told someone the suicide part, but the conversation ended badly enough to make me want to excommunicate my former friend. Related: I used to clamor to keep certain people as friends, but this phase is probably over. I think I'll burn a bridge or ten before senior year of college ends.

My favorite: I'll regret posting this and probably will delete it. :lol
 
Lo-Volt said:
I second john tv's motion.

I don't especially like this sort of thread, and I've got nothing juicy, but OK.

I read the boomerang thread and it scares me. Things like this make me question my future prospects, remind me of how discouraging the bungled job searches were, even make me wonder if I should participate in this world. I graduate from college after the upcoming year, and I don't know what to do after.

I've thought a little more of suicide this year when it used to be a personal taboo.

I think I would be a good academic or professor, but it makes me wonder if it means I can't function in the 'real world.'

I'm a political scientist, but I sometimes am very dispassionate about politics.

Someone I know admitted lying about every story he's ever told me and our larger social group.

I told someone the suicide part, but the conversation ended badly enough to make me want to excommunicate my former friend. Related: I used to clamor to keep certain people as friends, but this phase is probably over. I think I'll burn a bridge or ten before senior year of college ends.

My favorite: I'll regret posting this and probably will delete it. :lol
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Quoted for safekeeping.

BTW, please don't ever consider suicide. There's always a better alternative. Always.
 
two people in this thread just made my ignore list .. for a grand total of 3 'people' being blocked.

i have never used an ignore list before gaf.
 
quadriplegicjon said:
two people in this thread just made my ignore list .. for a grand total of 3 'people' being blocked.

i have never used an ignore list before gaf.
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Which ones? Guess I'll know if you don't reply to this. :lol
 
Ok, truth telling time :)

- I fucked a virgin so bad she didnt come to school for 2 weeks

- The reason for that is 9.5 inches of natural black man

- I like big girls, they have a way of carrying themselves sometimes that i like.

- I would fuck the shit outta Alyssa DeJour.

Thats about all im gonna share...got more though
 
I'm too shy for my own good sometimes.

I hate how my words come across when I type them, and I think people think I'm more of an asshole than I normally am. I type like I talk, but I can't add the vocal inflections I use in speech in text. Plus I'm a fan of extremely dry scarcasm. A poor combination. And I know I shouldn't give a fuck, but I do.

I fucking abhor the way I write, and almost anything I try to write gets balled up and thrown in the garbage or Ctrl+A ~ Del'd.

I hate dealing with stress, and tend to run from stressful situations.

I look at myself in the mirror and want to cry because I find my body to be so disgusting.

I want to make music so noisy and abrasive it makes all the bullshit kids and the bullshit scene in this town curl into a ball, and cry, and fucking go away.

I feel like the luckiest boy of all time sometimes.

Sometimes I wish I wasn't as much of a music nerd, because it costs too much money.

I kind of hate that DDR has gotten so popular here.

I'm terrible with my money.

I'm all at once the most and least romantic person ever, I kind of love it.
 
For the first time since the event has occurred, I'll tell it to someone...

when I was 3-4 years old... I turned around, reached into the toilet to grab my own poo... and squeezed.
 
I wear small condoms, they fit better :(

I feel bad now for saying that hamburgers comment about lemurs in case that made her cry.

If you're a woman and I know you (and you're not a relative), I've probably jerked off about you.

My...my cousin is hot and I'd so do her.

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