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[demi]

Some not so shocking confessions

- Never had a girlfriend / relationship, probably never will

- Quite shy, not very talkative

- Haven't had much friends during my journey through school, ever since graduating high school, it's all gone to shit, I've been pretty much alone for the past year, majority if not all of my "friends" are online people who I probably will never meet

- My days consist of going to work and coming home, accomplishing nothing

- No direction in life, no idea what to do for my future

- I will die alone probably

- I go out of the way to help people even if it doesn't concern me, makes me feel good for the time being, feel wanted perhaps


There ya go, some ammo for your guns.

 

[keeblerdrow]

I'm horrible with money.

I constantly put myself in social situations I'm completely uncomfortable in and then scold myself for not acting like a different person.

I don't like a majority of my extended family and most of them have no idea.

I have, at most, 10 pictures of myself from age 21-24, in existence. Outside of these, there is no photographic evidence of my having been part of the world.

I like the movie Mean Girls for more reasons than just Lohan-boobies.

My little sister is the coolest girl I've ever met and I plan to beat the shit out of the first boy that defiles her. Possibly the second and third, as well.

 

[Mama Smurf]

I think I'd quite like to be dominated, though I've yet to experience it.

I like most of you quite a bit more now I've heard your confessions, no matter how depraved. Even the guys with big dongs.

I wasn't nearly as ashamed of my last post as I pretended.

I once knew my girlfriend was cheating on me, but kept dating her anyway as I didn't think I could get another that easily. This lasted months till she left me, I still didn't confront her.

I hate all guys before meeting them, pretty mcuh as soon as I hear their name, but look forward to meeting girls. I almost always end up getting on fine with the guys, but that doesn't seem to stop it.

I think every single woman who's ever posted her picture on GAF is attractive to some degree. I guess that's not really a confession.

 

[etiolate]

I love Kenny Rogers.

 

[Excess Poo Flakes]

I go register on feminist message boards and spam them

 

[Red Scarlet]

But what about his chicken?

 

[Mama Smurf]

Oh and demi, while it's hard to actually take in the idea that you're being serious, I think you probably are.

Don't worry about dying alone or never having a relastionship. If you get to 35 say and nothings happened, just join a dating agency. Equally fucked up women are out there, you can be fucked up together.

 

[demi]

Yeah, only 15 years left. Guess I better kick back and relax. I don't worry too much about it, nothing a quick 15 minute session can't fix.

 

[Mama Smurf]

I find pregnant women SO much more attractive than other women, as long as they haven't put on a load of fat on top of the pregnancy anyway.

I've never been in love...

...possibly because my best friend is so amazing that I hold every woman to her and no one's come close...

...except my 38 year old boss at my last job, who I absolutely adored but she's married and has kids, so no.

I have very, very, VERY weak urges to cut myself...except a few days ago where I got so scared at myself, I removed everything sharp I could find from my room before I want to bed in case I did it in my sleep.

I loathe myself.

EDIT: God I've got way too many, I'll try and stop.

 

[fart]

don't stop!

i wish i'd bought a miata

does that mean i'm gay?

 

[Ollie Pooch]

don't stop!

i wish i'd bought a miata

does that mean i'm gay?

is that a.k.a an MX5? if so, then yes.

 

[XMonkey]

I wish I could meet a girl who had the same interests as me, but it never happens. I don't take the initiative and I hate myself for it.

I say that i'm gonna change things like that, but it doesn't happen.

 

[Polari]

Some not so shocking confessions

- Never had a girlfriend / relationship, probably never will

- Quite shy, not very talkative

- Haven't had much friends during my journey through school, ever since graduating high school, it's all gone to shit, I've been pretty much alone for the past year, majority if not all of my "friends" are online people who I probably will never meet

- My days consist of going to work and coming home, accomplishing nothing

- No direction in life, no idea what to do for my future

- I will die alone probably

- I go out of the way to help people even if it doesn't concern me, makes me feel good for the time being, feel wanted perhaps


There ya go, some ammo for your guns.

Eh, you're far from alone. I check on all of those, except for #3. I've completely abandoned the idea of ever being in a relationship (not that I ever really persued it). Some people are just meant to be alone, I suspect.

 

[Mupepe]

-I have a really horrible conscience, I feel bad about almost every slightly mean thing I do even if it was deserved.

-I have a really hard time trusting people

-My life seems pointless right now with the exception of my daughter.

-I hate most people because they're pricks who can't understand more than what's in front of their eyes.

-Most women are liars, abusers and cheaters. I've come to realize this. The really good ones get taken really early in life.

-Since joining GAF, I've developed a fetish for asian women

-I've come to the conclusion that love is just a hoax that everyone is in on, and when they realize the joke is on them it's too horrible a thing to come to terms with... at least that's my opinion.

-I like King of Queens.... =\

-Video Games make me giddy and are probably one of the better aspects of my life... sad

-Buddhism saved my life

Oh...

-And I've come to realize that I hate most of the people that I hung out with in High School.

 

[etiolate]

But what about his chicken?

Nope, I only have love for the tender musings of his voice.

 

[Mama Smurf]

I like most of you quite a bit more now I've heard your confessions, no matter how depraved. Even the guys with big dongs.

...except Mupepe.

 

[Mupepe]

...except Mupepe.

What'd I do??

I like the movie Mean Girls for more reasons than just Lohan-boobies.

Me too haha

 

[etiolate]

Okay I'll post a more serious emo one since that's what you are all doing.

When I have a relationship end, a breakup or whatever, I end up being asexual for at least 6 months. This won't-bother-with-girls stage has spanned over a year as well. As it were, I end up with long periods between relationships even if there is someone interested in me. Currently I am in that phase, where I just have no female interest at all. Sex also isn't all that important to me, as much as I love it. It's fun, but I guess I feel it's something too common to value as much as many people do. It's sort of like that Clerk's bit that goes something like "Tons of girls will suck your dick man, but very few will bring you baked lasagna" or whatever it is. I need something I can rely on and sex just isn't it.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

I wear your undies when you're not around

 

[demi]

I wear the socks I masturbate into.

After they've been washed, of course.

 

[Ollie Pooch]

i've never understood this cumsock phenomenon

why wouldn't you just use tissues or something

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

 

[Companion Cube]

Cause that wastes tissues. Nobody likes a tissue waster.

 

[demi]

You can just take it off and throw it in the hamper, and there's no worry of spillage.

Whoops, got a little spot on my monitor...hold on....

AND TISSUES RIP

 

[Ollie Pooch]

but think of all the wasted water after the NON STOP WASHES that have to be put on for the hamper overloaded with cumsocks

 

[CabbageRed]

Oh! etiolate reminded me of a good one.

-When I was in my late teens I pretended to be asexual to deflect relationships.

Also:

- The first girl I felt for deeply was in an abusive relationship so I helped remove her from it. I didn’t want her to confuse my feelings for her with her need to get away from the ex so I kept my mouth shut and set her up with the safest (and dullest) person we both . I will never stop regretting that choice.

 

[demi]

I have a lot of socks.

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

Ok, truth telling time

- I fucked a virgin so bad she didnt come to school for 2 weeks

- The reason for that is 9.5 inches of natural black man

- I like big girls, they have a way of carrying themselves sometimes that i like.

- I would fuck the shit outta Alyssa DeJour.

Thats about all im gonna share...got more though

Gee thanks Zep... I think.

 

[Companion Cube]

I'm scared to find out what kind of person I am when I'm drunk.

 

[MC Safety]

I was the one who had Star Trek canceled.

Yesterday, not only did I tell the guy I liked sports, but I also said I know a lot about them. I said this to get an interview for a job that seems like it sucks like the fabled Hoover.

Last week, I was so sick I passed out, and almost didn't make it to the toilet in time. I also saw something that froze me, something I'm not sure I can discount as part of a fevered dream...

 

[Ruzbeh]

I wish I was Japanese and had long red hair, just like Kenshin. ~_~

I'm such a nerd.

 

[fortified_concept]

I have been in love one time in my life although I had 6-7 relashionships (I'm not sure what one of them was).

A priest and "spiritual guide" (or whatever is called in the states) of my father has called my friends bums in front of my sister. My sister told me and I'm currently planning to hurt him.

I can't decide if I love or hate my life. I change my mind constantly.

If I even saw someone viciously killing a dog I would punch him in the face till he died.

I once slapped my girlfriend. To get even I let her punch me in the face. My cheek was purple for days. Latter she told me that she was turned on by the whole situation. Women...

 

[drohne]

i prefer middlebrow book reviews to literature

i haven't been in a meaningful relationship in a couple years, and have a hard time imagining myself in one

i don't find other people very interesting

i used to tell so many lies and invent so many ridiculous stories that i can't keep them straight anymore when i see old friends

sometimes i still invent ridiculous stories either to impress girls or have an inward laugh at their expense. or both at once

i'm secretly an extreme misogynist and a mild racist

i secretly see a certain amount of sense in neoconservative foreign policy

i'm not capable of religious belief, but christianity seems vaguely less stupid to me than other religions

there's a lot of shakespeare i haven't read...i just read hamlet and othello over and over, really

i secretly think john updike is the greatest novelist ever

i have no talent of any kind

i'm poetry illiterate

i have no feeling for music, and probably never have, though i used to fake it

i neither have nor want a serious job -- i prefer the mickey mouse variety

i wake up most mornings in a horror at how old i've gotten and how little i've done with my life; it's intensely unpleasant for several minutes and then it subsides

if i wasn't worried about looking silly, i don't think i'd have any standards for female attractiveness at all. i'm physically attracted to virtually all women. it's disgusting.

there are a lot of things i'm not confessing

 

[Jason]

Some not so shocking confessions

- Never had a girlfriend / relationship, probably never will

- Quite shy, not very talkative

- Haven't had much friends during my journey through school, ever since graduating high school, it's all gone to shit, I've been pretty much alone for the past year, majority if not all of my "friends" are online people who I probably will never meet

- My days consist of going to work and coming home, accomplishing nothing

- No direction in life, no idea what to do for my future

- I will die alone probably

- I go out of the way to help people even if it doesn't concern me, makes me feel good for the time being, feel wanted perhaps


There ya go, some ammo for your guns.

Shit. That describes me to a T. Hatred for demi fading.

 

[fortified_concept]

Kinda offtopic but surprisingly I just found something more depressing than this topic.

"How to Forget Life Sucks"

http://www.a1b2c3.com/suilodge/metfor1.htm

 

[Ollie Pooch]

shit, so many depressed people on this thing ..

i used to be exactly the same but then i emerged the other side with a different outlook. i don't know when or why. some of you are describing me perfectly 2-3 years ago - i'm 23. how old are you peeps

 

[The_Sorrow]

- I'm an extremely weak guy but I'm a damn good football player
- My grades have always sucked
- I lost my virginity at 14
- I couldn't write a poem if my life depended on it
- I think a couple of my cousins are hot(but would not do anything so don't worry )
- I really want Nintendogs
- I don't think I've had one true male friend my whole life. I have friends but no one I could trust with my secrets
- I was a druggie for a little bit. I have done weed, cocaine, ecstasy, meth, shrooms and K. I regret it though so I wouldn't reccomend it.
- I drink a lot of alcohol. My favorite hard liqour is vodka.

 

[demi]

I'm sure my outlook will change over time as well, but as it stands that's how I currently feel. 19.

 

[Mama Smurf]

I try not to show it, but good looking people piss me the fuck off. It's just not fair! We get one life and some people have no idea how lucky they are to be given this huge advantage they've done nothing to deserve. I don't get as pissed off at kids born rich who'll never have to work nearly as much, at least then I can think "well maybe they didn't do anything to deserve it, but somewhere back down the line someone worked hard for the chance to make sure their daughter/grandson/etc never had to work". Good lucking and rich though? Go fuck yourselves.

I love good looking people. They're so much better to look at and be around than uglies. Sometimes I'll be on the bus and some fat chick will sit next to me and she's just making a crap journey even worst. But sometimes an incredibly gorgeous woman will sit next to me, and, despite the fact that I'm interacting with her no more than fatty, her beautiful presence has made my journey something enjoyable.

 

[Ghost]

At primary school (I was 10) we had this mean janitor that lived next door to the school, he'd always keep any footballs/tennis balls that got kicked over there durin breaks for at least a week. Real grumpy type.

Anyway one recess we were talking about the fact that no one has seen him for a couple of weeks, one of my friends asked a teacher where he was and they said he had died a week ago, at which point I laughed, jumped around a bit and shouted "Hahaha the c*nt is dead!". Then came the sound of about 100 jaws hitting the floor at once (kids and teachers alike).

Needless to say I still feel terrible about that, and have no idea why i said it.

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

I was in love with my year 12 English teacher. I called her up a couple of months ago, out of the blue, after 12 years!
She remembered me strait away. That felt really good.

 

[Ghost]

I was in love with my year 12 English teacher. I called her up a couple of months ago, out of the blue, after 12 years!
She remembered me strait away. That felt really good.

She taught you well.

 

[Mama Smurf]

She taught you well.

:lol I was thinking that.

I love you/hate you Alyssa.

I think a couple of my cousins are hot(but would not do anything so don't worry )

Oh rub it in why don't you! Fucking bait and switch.

 

[pollo]

-I have a small penis...but I dont really care

-I LOATHE fill in the blank questions. I can't remember them for shit and I tend to better on multiple choice or essay type questions. Hell Ill even take True/False. But anyways once in protest of an Intro to IR exam they had a rediculous amount of fill in the blanks, so I filled in the whole page with answers of FHUTA. I got all the multiple choice part right (65% of the test) but only got 10% of the fill ins..wonder why.

-I tend to use GAF'isms in real life. My sister and I laugh and talk about GAF and I make jokes about GAF and we act like you're all our friends. The latest phrase I've been using to annoy my siblings has been "lol AM I RITE GUYS." Previous ones have been fap, FHUTA, etcetc.

 

[demi]

I am horrible at responsibility.

I can't do much things without the aid of someone else, if I haven't done it before. I can't do things on my own.

I'm afraid to go out on my own, as I know it's going to be very, very disasterous.



Oh, and I have a tendency to sniff my fingers after scratching my balls. It's like a reflex. I HAVE TO DO IT

 

[DCX]

- I'm a DC fanboy
- apparently i can't stay away from women who are married and in bad relationships
- i was once a gifted child
- i married my ex-wife out of loyalty
- i spent over 2200 on a TV
- i'm somewhat of an artist
- i love Demi
- i wear a size 15 sneaker
- i'm a Knick/Falcon/Yankee/Ranger/ and Cincinatti BearCat fan
- i grew up in the Bronx
- i play my Xbox more than any other system right now
- i hate annoying people
- i have one tattoo
- i'm 6'5 weigh 292lbs
- i have a love for Skittles and wonder why no one has made Skittle Cookies yet
- the fastest i have ever driven a car is 115mph
- i have a fear of being alone and i'm repulsed by spiders
- I'M ADDICTED TO GAF


DCX

 

[The_Sorrow]

Oh yeah and one more thing:

- I'm horribly addicted to the internet. Right when I get up I go on the internet. Before I brush my teeth or even eat.

 

[demi]

- i love Demi

SHOCKING

 

[DCX]

SHOCKING

It really shouldn't be....unless you have been ignoring my emails

DCX

 

[Miburou]

- I don't feel motivated to talk to girls or get in a relationship, and when I do, I usually get bored and try to end it. I'm also pretty shallow when it comes to girls, and prefer looks over anything. I only find 5% of the girls I see attractive.

 

[human5892]

- I'm obsessive compulsive about cleanliness, but only if I personally paid for the object in question (i.e., my room at home was a mess, but when I moved out into my apartment I did a complete 180)

- No one has outright told me so, but I'm pretty sure I'm a very poor sexual partner

- I am horribly addicted to GAF and will sometimes kill an entire eight hour work day on here

- I am only motivated when it comes to things that probably have no bearing on my "professional" life, and so consequently I have no idea what job I will have when I graduate from college in a year

- I'm very scared of the above but I'm doing very little to change it

- I think that the part in Rushmore when Bill Murray turns around in his car and starts smacking his kid is the best thing ever and I've always dreamed of doing this to someone instead of calmly trying to reason with them

- I could never do the above because I'm 1.) weak and 2.) a non-violent non-confrontational person to the point of being an easy target for people to walk all over, especially in a job situation

- I think I've studied for a grand total of less than ten hours for my entire college career, yet have a 3.2 GPA. Most of my studying consists of 30 seconds at my desk as the professor is handing out test papers

- I dislike or outright hate over 95% of everyone I've ever met

- I have a social quirk that almost always disallows me from being the first to greet someone, even if we're good friends. If they don't say hi either, we'll pass each other by without a word. I also have a great deal of difficulty starting up a conversation with someone I don't know and I think almost every single friendship and relationship I've ever had was initiated by the other person

- I've won awards and had recognition and encouragement for my writing, but it never goes anywhere because I'm not motivated enough and I have no self confidence

- I'm going to stop now before I seem like too much of a sad sack.