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Am I getting banned? I hope not, I got nothing to do at work for like 3 weeks. And then I'm fired. Well shop's closing. I guess I can always jerk off to Alyssa, as usual.
 
distantmantra said:
I have one that I've been tempted to write up, but I doubt you'd believe it as it seriously sounds like bad erotica and ends with FHUTA. Besides, I'm at work and would rather not have a coworker come by and see what I was writing.
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pfft, like a co-worker could read fast enough to get it all.

if someone someone reads it without your noticing, tell them you are writing a fiction book or something.
 
Foreign Jackass said:
Am I getting banned? I hope not, I got nothing to do at work for like 3 weeks. And then I'm fired. Well shop's closing. I guess I can always jerk off to Alyssa, as usual.
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Ohhh, that's so sweet!
*kisses*
 
That makes no sense at all though. She might've been enjoying the thread too much but that's not ban-worthy. Did she do something in another thread?

EDIT - oop, there goes Jackass.
 
-Drinky is Gahgiddy. I've always thought so.

-I used to make fun of my roommate for being addicted to a web forum, and now I'm addicted to a web forum and I realize that people get this way for having some sort of damage, for good or ill. I should have understood better.

-When I was younger I wanted to be a writer, rob a bank, be a philosopher, etc etc and when I got older and realized there was no meaning to life I was not set free, I was set adrift. My emotions feel so muted now.

-Sometimes I hate GAF though I never leave it, there are more than a few people here I wish I knew in real life because they seem adrift and pointlessly interesting. We could form a mini-commune of hermits.

-I hate myself for getting in arguments over video games. It's the focus point of the forum in some ways and yet I can't imagine anything lamer than having grade-school level discussions over gaming differences with people. I'm sorry for being petty. I like some of the people I never get along with in typing.

-It's hard moving through a regular life with a professional job when you absolutely can not relate to 99% of the people you have to interact with. I'm pretty damn good at it. That might be a problem in and of itself.

-What the hell happened?
 
I'm a boomerang kid for the year and I hate it.

I want to go back to school because that's where I had my fun.

Also, living several hours away from all my friends who graduated with 4.0 gpas and now have fancy jobs sucks too.

I really don't hate anyone on here, though I try and feign it. Well, Cyan and Boogie with their militant centrism (Read: Devotion to the Middle) occasionally get on their nerves. Perhaps it might be fault because I view centrism as nothing more than a thought sprung by people who are disillusioned by politics, yet still want to be involved in the thick of "things". Therefore they castigate both sides in an attempt to stay above the fray, which in the end, puts them at the same level as the rest of us.

Then again, I think Cyan and Boogie are cool posters, militant centrism aside.
 
Alyssa DeJour said:
Lemurs – further to my previous post, I hope I don’t come across as patronising. I say you are like any other 14 year old girl, but I am not putting you down in that regard, in that I am not saying you are just a kid, what I am saying is you are a normal kid, as in a normal person. I am 30, so I have been around twice as long as you have. But that doesn’t make me smarter than you… quite the contrary. I still have just as many issues as you do. If anything, as I have grown older, I have realised I understand less about what life is all about… I thought I knew it all at your age only I thought I was strange, but the older I got, the more I realised the less I knew, and I wasn’t that strange after all. Your problems don’t go away as you get older, rather your focus just shifts and other things become more important to you, and the things you worry about now you will stop worrying about. You don’t stop worrying though, you just worry about different things.
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I never made the accusation that you were being patronising. : ) I like what you had to say. Read the reply I gave.

Edit: WTFZ?
 
haunts said:
- I meditate 30 min every morning at least.


- Ive skipped work to practice street fighter combos, literally, all day.


- Reading real books (aside from Buddhist texts) makes me sleepy after about 5 minutes but I can read internet forums for hours on end.


- I end up dancing every time I have a couple drinks regardless of what type of music is playing.


- I reccomend meditaiton and Buddhism to virtualy everyone I meet irl.
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Motherfucker, you used to practice Third Strike combos AT work.

And I am now officially a Buddhist again, you'll be happy to know.
 
Raoul Duke said:
Motherfucker, you used to practice Third Strike combos AT work.

And I am now officially a Buddhist again, you'll be happy to know.
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well, you know, I didnt consider working at Gamestop a real job. how's that for a shcoking confession? haha.

and what do you mean again? I never knew you were Buddhist in the first place.
 
I wish I could reply to a lot of the posts in this thread as I agree with people but I can't



I like demi...and olimario and I don't understand why people "don't like them", although I'm fairly new to gaf....

Reading demi's confessions I'd like to say being a similar aged person he sounds interesting and would take an oppurtunity to meet him in person(hypothetical situation)



moving on to my confession:

in my dorm last semester for some reason there were like 4 large mirrors in a not so large room, so I always had an eye on myself(really annoying, so narcisstic). One time this cloud of mysterious and rather unexplained depression emerged after watching the movie Donnie Darko by myself. I realized I didn't want to see myself(guess I was ashamed?) and covered the areas of the mirrors where my face would be.

I lied when my friends/neighbors would come by and give me weird looks and asked why I covered the mirrors...and put a smile on my face.


Love the movie by the way, bought the directors cut but I think the little messages take a bit away from the mystery/awe of it.
 
Last confessions:

I sometimes cry myself to sleep.

I hate Smashing Pumpkins, Modest Mouse, Radiohead, Bjork, Wilco, Super Furry Animals, Oasis. Pretty much all the bands GAF masturbates over.
 
haunts said:
well, you know, I didnt consider working at Gamestop a real job. how's that for a shcoking confession? haha.

and what do you mean again? I never knew you were Buddhist in the first place.
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Yeah, when I was a kid I was Buddhist by default since both my parents were. Although kind of like not thinking Gamestop is a real job, I don't really think you can have a religion when you're a kid.

I also never WANT a real job. People should pay me because I'm cool.
 
I sometimes cry myself to sleep.
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Pull yourself together, eat healthier and go workout. It cures just about any depression.

I hate Smashing Pumpkins, Modest Mouse, Radiohead, Bjork, Wilco, Super Furry Animals, Oasis. Pretty much all the bands GAF masturbates over.
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Oh my, that's terrible. That's almost as bad as me not knowing what the hell any of those bands are. Smashing Pumpkins sounds familar. I just don't find that kind of music pleasing.



You seem to try to want to conform to some sort of norm. There's not such thing. The whole social groups in high school thing won't be worth a damn in a few years.
 
I love my family. They've done so much for me and others in this world without asking for much in return. They deserve the very best the world has to offer. One of my main goals in life is to make my family happy. No matter what path my life takes, I'll always put my family first. Always.
 
teh_pwn said:
Pull yourself together, eat healthier and go workout. It cures just about any depression.



Oh my, that's terrible. That's almost as bad as me not knowing what the hell any of those bands are. Smashing Pumpkins sounds familar. I just don't find that kind of music pleasing.



You seem to try to want to conform to some sort of norm. There's not such thing. The whole social groups in high school thing won't be worth a damn in a few years.
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I do work out. A LOT

I don't want to conform to much anything because generally I'm not interested in what other people my age are interested in other than the natural stuff that everyone goes through. I want to find my niche or create one of my own. I'm very different from a lot of people, and I think maybe you can tell just from reading what I write.
 
Okay, my shocking confession. Today I dreamed I was in a prison full of GHEYS !!!! But I was locked in a room with some cannabis-freaks, so it was alright. But then I fled, only to be chased by whores and transsexuals. They almost caught me, but I woke up. Didn't feel like a bad dream...
 
LatinChoujiLove said:
I like demi...and olimario and I don't understand why people "don't like them", although I'm fairly new to gaf....

Reading demi's confessions I'd like to say being a similar aged person he sounds interesting and would take an oppurtunity to meet him in person(hypothetical situation)
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So you haven't seen Olimario's penis yet? Seriously though, I think half of it's just jealousy, that some posters can't make as much an impact with their name. And the other half are just people who want to hang out here and are annoyed by 2 apparent attention whores in their eyes. I think they add to the board though..

Anyway... nother confession. My dream last night was of banging some chick like crazy. Think it was the one from the bowling alley but I forgot her face so I don't know. She was hot though.
 
After I take a dump I look back and see my 'creation'

I like sailor moon

I dont wash fruit before I eat it

I love having my hand on my balls, do it all the time, while watching tv, relaxing etc

I lie about stupid things just for kicks

I jack off a lot (even did it at work)

Oh, and Im gay
 
I do work out. A LOT
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You need a healthy diet too.

I spent almost 2 years of my life (17-19) always tired, and consequently I was also depressed. After I worked out, my hearing and vision would act up for a little while. I ate school cafeteria food, and took centrum supplements. My doctor found out I had an iron deficiency and that I was anemic. Which doesn't make any sense initially because I ate cheerios all the time...but iron needs other nutrients to be absorbed.

About a year and a half has passed, and I have so much energy and consequently I feel better. I started eating whole foods gradually, and I started taking these supplements a few months ago:

http://dan.xtend-life.com/products.asp?product=tb&page=mens_plus

I had my blood work done a couple weeks ago, and the doctor was suprised by it. Everything was absolutely perfect. And my blood pressure is 110/70, which is the ideal level.

I also used to take all sorts of things for allergies. Now, I take nothing, and I have less allergies than I did with all that crap (2x/week shots, nasal sprays, and allegra D).

Since my new diet, I have not gotten the slightest sign of a disease or cold. I no longer have headaches, or stomach ache or any like that.

Just giving you an example of how important your diet is. My problems sort of forced me to become a health nut.



Specifically for you...junk food is likely causing your depression.

Typically, the biggest problem that depressed people have is an omega-3 fats deficiency and they don't sleep enough. Omega 3 fats are absolutely essential to proper brain health. Without it, you're body attempts to use other fats. Now because you eat junk food, you're body is seeing transfats as oil. It uses it. But the molecular structure is foreign and it does not perform properly, for example -- brain function.

Omega 3 fats used to be in stuff like beef, and chicken and other meats. So it wasn't a problem in the past. However, these animals have been confined and fed grains. Instead of developing omega 3 fats, they develop more saturated fats and almost no omega 3 fats.

The only major sources today are stuff like *wild* salmon, walnuts, and flax seeds. Do you eat any of these? Most people don't.

Just about everyone in america severely lacks omega 3 fats. It's being linked to all sorts of disorders (mostly develop during pregnancy/early childhood due to lack of an omega 3 called DHA). Disorders like depression, ADD, ADHD, allergies, etc. I read somewhere recently that they're finding homosexuality may be caused by a lack of testosterone during pregnancy. I dunno if that's true, but if it is I'm betting that's caused by improper diet by the mother.


So my suggestion to you is stop eating crap, and eat some walnuts or get some fish oil supplements. My type of supplements are likely too much for a 14 year old, but start by eating the right foods.
 
I have a mirror on my desk so I can watch the TV thats behind me... but most of the time I like looking at myself and making faces. I also have another mirror in my car set for some me-lovin. I glance for a second every now and then when I'm feeling super ugly.

robertsan21's tag said:
I love ME, who do you love?? ME ME ME!
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:D
 
LatinChoujiLove said:
I like demi...and olimario and I don't understand why people "don't like them", although I'm fairly new to gaf....

Reading demi's confessions I'd like to say being a similar aged person he sounds interesting and would take an oppurtunity to meet him in person(hypothetical situation)
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Interesting to see that even behind the scenes in the shadows people are noticing me, good or bad. I must be doing something right.

AM I ANNOYING YET!?
AM I ANNOYING YET!?
AM I ANNOYING YET!?
AM I ANNOYING YET!?
AM I ANNOYING YET!?
AM I ANNOYING YET!?
AM I ANNOYING YET!?
AM I ANNOYING YET!?

:lol

Eat shit, all you "haters".

Shinoobi said:
I have a mirror on my desk so I can watch the TV thats behind me... but most of the time I like looking at myself and making faces. I also have another mirror in my car set for some me-lovin. I glance for a second every now and then when I'm feeling super ugly.
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I do this as well, in the bathroom, in the car, or even at work.
 
I had a failed suicide attempt at the lowest of the low point of my life when I was around 16. My family still think it was just a random accident Haha~ ehmm.. :|
 
Incognito said:
you can't be serious. this is a forum. i don't think anyone really cares that there is "hate" stifiling discussion. because when we X out the forum, normal life resumes.
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That's a good point, but I think a lot of the hate is unwarranted. Like people actually hating me for my avatar? I mean it's funny for a while and such, but look at some of the things people write (i.e. Foreign Jackass's post). At that point, I believe it's getting out of hand and that these people need to control themselves, they're acting like little kids.

Hate isn't cool, but poking fun is great. There's a difference there. Don't tell me you come to GAF partly because of people hating on each other. It's one thing to watch, but when it's people hating *you* it makes GAF much more unpleasant, especially when you try to play the better man hoping that maybe, just maybe, people would grow up.
 
I...have this thing about complete strangers knowing about the skeletons in my closet.

However, I will divulge the following:

Demi's cool.

I wasn't thrilled with Jinx leaving.

I will maintain that Oli's the greatest Joke Account ever until I'm on my deathbed.

I used to think Alyssa was just another "dude looks like a lady" account, but if the mods say otherwise, I'll let it slide.

The gaming forum's gone down the shitter faster than an overdone taquito. (OK, not that shocking.)

If I happen to meet people I know exclusively online "in real life," I make them guess my handle. Which is to say, impossible. My reasoning is that I really loathe people referring to others by screen names outside of the context of the Internet. It's not nerdy, it's just really, really, fucking awkward. This isn't the damned Matrix. :P
 
xsarien said:
I...have this thing about complete strangers knowing about the skeletons in my closet.
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Heh. If I end up really liking someone I talk to, I "reward" them with one of my more fucked up secrets. Or, just go the "I'll answer any question you ask." route.
 
i confess that the 5 seconds from 3:15 onwards in david bowie's 'magic dance' is one of my favourite passages of music. ever.
 
I've only ever met one gaffer in real life who I didn't like.

I can't keep secrets.

I feel I am not living up to my potential at the ripe ol' age of 22.
 
Good old confessions...

Some water for the ocean:

- I masturbate so much that I often lose track during my more active days.
- This is because I haven't had a girlfriend in over 2 years.
- This is because my last girlfriend committed suicide, and soured me on the whole relationship thing!
- I feel guilty even thinking of it, but I can't help feeling what a selfish bitch my last girlfriend was for doing it.
- My internet persona is an attempt to act out how I wish I was in real life, often with devestating results! In real life, I'm a much more timid and laid back fellow, burnt out from years of hardcore drug abuse. Still opinionated, but not in-your-face!
- Speaking of which, although I quit my drug abuse well over a year 1/2 ago now, I frequently fantasize about doing it again. In fact, I admit that much of life does occasionally feel dull by comparrison.
- I feel that Ecstasy is, in fact, better than sex.
- Videogames and movies for me are an attempt to minimize the time I have to spend with my high school friends, who have gone a different direction in life (and still abuse drugs).
- I often don't believe in much of what I argue. Playing Devil's Advocate is an attempt to foster compelling arguments so I can modify my own theories.

Side e-friend confessions:
- demi is cool. fuck the haters
- tekunorobby is also cool. <3
- i also like the following people a lot: DCharlie, Jonnyram, EASp0rsk ironclad_ninja, SantaCruZer, john_tv, ToastyFrog, JackFrost, Bebpo, duckroll, Castellan, CooteringCoot, Himuru(sp), GaimeGuy, Musashi Wins!, Doom Bringer, DarienA, Wario64, Crandle, Shard, xsarien, etc
- I like the rest of you to varying degrees, but the lowest on the totem poll is always almolka.
 
oh amir0x, I'm sorry to hear about that. And I like you too. I'm sorry for many of us in this thread, not in a pitying way, but because life is hard and people rarely speak honestly about it. Even when they do on the internet it's usually in an extremely uncomfortable way...but this thread has been pretty moving.

There sure is a lot of excessive masturbation up in this joint, though. I'm pretty sure it won't make you blind so get back to it.

DEMI FACTOR FO LYFE, of course.
 
Musashi Wins! said:
DEMI FACTOR FO LYFE, of course.
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I look at every day. Hangs right above my monitor.
 
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