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-I read this whole thread, in a row, at work. SHOCKING!

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

Fact: I lost my virginity to an escort last night. Prior to that, I've never had a sexual experience -- never even kissed a woman.

(I just turned 30 today.)

*Hi-Fives*
Way to go man.
It's not as cracked up as it is meant to be is it?
No less, way to go!

Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE! Welcome to the club! 30 Kicks Ass!!!!! You ROCK!

 

[HAOHMARU]

- I fell in love with my best friends girlfriend. She had feelings for me and he found out about both of us. Instead of loosing them both I walked away...even though I stay in contact with them via e-mail and cell phone, I've only seen them once in 3 years.
- I hate my older sister so much because of what she did to my family 9 years ago, that she is dead to me...
- I abused alcohol when I was 19-20 years old.
- I stole a car and went on a joy ride once.
- I am homesick right now.
- I cried after watching SLC Punk.
- All in the same night: In high school I broke up with my girlfriend at her house party, made out with her best friend and finger banged her in the pool a few hours after, and then later on ate out and fucked another girl at the party on my then ex-girlfriends front lawn. Drink of choice was Everclear that night...last time I'ver ever had it.

 

[Tamanon]

I'll one up ya there.

I fell in love with my best friend's wife.

I cried during Chasing Amy

That's pretty much all I can think of now hah.

 

[aku:jiki]

- Weed made me a better person. Less nervous, less anxious, less depressed, less mean, more laid back, more understanding, more forgiving. Etcetera. Put that shit in your pipe and smoke it, haters!

- I was offended by that scene in Mr. & Mrs. Smith where it's supposed to be funny how Brad Pitt likes "Making love out of nothing at all". Fuck you, mr. scriptwriter, Bonnie rocks!

- Might as well admit that I think "Total eclipse of the heart" might just be the best song ever written, and I'm coming from death metal & hardcore roots. This ties into...

- My unhealthy obsession with cheese. Not the kind you eat -- "lame" movies, jokes, music. I have to see Uwe Boll's movies even though I flat-out know I won't even think they're "so bad they're good". I think it's hilarious that there's PS2 pachinko games with Tekken, Street Fighter and Onimusha themes, and I chuckle everytime I get reminded of them. I'm addicted to country music. You have no idea how hard it is to find friends with this in your head!

And a few replies to what's been said:

- I respect sonarrat, despite what he has confessed. I don't think any of it (that I know of, at least) is particularily bad. Kinda freaky, but it's not like he's a pedophile or something horrible like that. I also wanted to post this in the hate thread, but I think it's so fucking cowardly and lame how everyone thinks he's a punching bag for them to beat the fuck out of everytime they have a bad day. Stop being pussies and leave him alone!

- I cry everytime I see Chasing Amy, because I've basically lived it...with my two ex-best friends who introduced me to the movie (and director).

 

[FoneBone]

- I was offended by that scene in Mr. & Mrs. Smith where it's supposed to be funny how Brad Pitt likes "Making love out of nothing at all". Fuck you, mr. scriptwriter, Bonnie rocks!

That was Air Supply. Though Bonnie Tyler covered it.

 

[aku:jiki]

That was Air Supply. Though Bonnie Tyler covered it.

Really? The version in the film is Bonnie though, isn't it?

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

...
- I hate my older sister so much because of what she did to my family 9 years ago, that she is dead to me...

Dude, if that's okay, this is something I want to hear about. I didn't speak to my old man for 8 years because of some really bad shit he did to us after our mum died. It was really fucked up. I speak to him now though. But I'd love to hear your storey, if you are interested in mine. If it is too personal for here, IM me. If you don't want to talk about it full stop, I understand. But you got me on this... I would be honoured if you shared more.

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

...I cried during Chasing Amy...

My husband cried during Chasing Amy (Amy is my real name, by the way). He turned to me after the movie had ended in tears and said to me " I almost let you go because I was so hung up on your past, and I almost let the best thing that ever came into my life go, because of bullshit. I am so glad I didn't end up like that dude, I love you so much and you are the best thing that ever happened to me, I don't care about your past, I love you."
It is my favourite movie ever. That was one of the most beautiful times in my life.

 

[909er]

Here's some of mine.

- I think I'm in love with my best friend. But I'm not sure if she shares any of the feelings, so I don't know if I should make a move on her, and potentially lose a really good friend(or gain someone I might want to marry), or just give up and move on.

- I listen to sappy rock music I publicly despise when I think of said girl. Currently, "You and Me" by Lifehouse.

- I'm 20 years old, and I've only had sex with 2 girls.


- I don't find Asian girls to be particularly attractive. Not saying I DON'T find them attractive, but I don't see why alot of my friends are always gushing about them.

- I have done Marijuana and shrooms. I've done the latter only once, and I'm pretty ashamed of it.

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

- I have done Marijuana and shrooms. I've done the latter only once, and I'm pretty ashamed of it.

Why are you ashamed of it? Fuck, it's the best thing I have ever had, and there is no come down! Rock'n!!!
Not that I condone drugs... I am just saying....

 

[909er]

Why are you ashamed of it? Fuck, it's the best thing I have ever had, and there is no come down! Rock'n!!!
Not that I condone drugs... I am just saying....

Not ashamed of Marijuana. I'm in college, it's expected of me. I just never thought I'd touch hard drugs.

 

[Tamanon]

Not ashamed of Marijuana. I'm in college, it's expected of me. I just never thought I'd touch hard drugs.

Dude, shrooms are to hard drugs as Zima is to Hard Liquor. They're more of just a dalliance, a rebellious thing to do, nothing more.

 

[pollo]

Dude, shrooms are to hard drugs as Zima is to Hard Liquor. They're more of just a dalliance, a rebellious thing to do, nothing more.

such a druggie thing to say =D

 

[Tamanon]

Actually I've only smoked a little weed, and last time was like a year ago, I just hung out with a bunch of smokers

 

[FoneBone]

Really? The version in the film is Bonnie though, isn't it?

Nope.

In this thread, this is so ludicrously trivial... :lol

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

Not ashamed of Marijuana. I'm in college, it's expected of me. I just never thought I'd touch hard drugs.

Hard drugs?? Are you for real? Yeah, they are full-on, but hard drugs? That shit grows here like... mushrooms! Hard drugs? Hell, heroin is like hard drugs for me...what's the difference b/w mull and shrooms?
Not that I condone drugs... I am just saying...

 

[909er]

Hard drugs?? Are you for real? Yeah, they are full-on, but hard drugs? That shit grows here like... mushrooms! Hard drugs? Hell, heroin is like hard drugs for me...what's the difference b/w mull and shrooms?
Not that I condone drugs... I am just saying...

It doesn't grow very well around where I live. Not many cows.

I don't know, it's felony where I live, i guess I base "hard" on the fact that I could be in jail for a while if I was caught with it.

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

It doesn't grow very well around where I live. Not many cows.

I don't know, it's felony where I live, i guess I base "hard" on the fact that I could be in jail for a while if I was caught with it.

No shit? Well shroom season just finished here in Melbourne (they grow all over the place), but you can buy it freezed dried at bong shops. It may be illegal, I don't know, but you still can. But isn't mull illegal too?
Not that I condone drugs... I am just saying...

 

[Foreign Jackass]

I repeat it. I absolutely HATE Alyssa Dejour. And she's a joke character.

 

[LakeEarth]

A few more from me I guess, I can't say everything I would if I didn't know one of my best friends reads the forums. I have a secret I don't tell anybody, not even you guys. The first time I got really high I said that "I had a secret" and all four of my friends tried to get it out of me. First time high, fucking crazy high, in the backseat of a small car, right in the middle, with 4 of my friends all looking at me and trying to get the "truth" out of me. Holy shit it was tough but I was able to hold it in.

Going with what I said above, I enjoy weed more than I should. I've only done it a couple of times, I try to only do it once a month at MOST, I don't want to like it. I know there aren't supposed to be any side affects, but I swear since I started using it I don't have the same brain or something, weird.

When I was 7 I accidentally went to the corner store in my underwear without realizing it. I rushed home embarrased, but ended up sitting on the front porch in my underwear with some friends, I guess I got over it fast :lol

I lie all the time, and amazingly effectively. I didn't get my license till I was 19, but I didn't like telling people. So this one awesome girl at work had to drive me to help at another store and I couldn't tell her I didn't have my license cause I was a lazy fuck, so I made up a story of how I passed a schoolbus while its stop signs were flashing and lost my license. Fuck, it's not like I couldn't just tell the truth. Funny thing was that literally over a year later after I long forgot the lie she said "I still can't believe that happened to you", at which point I told her the truth but made it out to seem that I was "joking" at the time and not that I was embarrased about not being able to drive yet. So basically SHE was embarrased because I told her she "believed it so fast that I didn't want to tell her the truth", it was all lies dammit!

I love it when women are annoyed with me. I don't do it too often cause I'm too fucking shy around them, but sometimes if I like a girl I'll try to annoy her just so she'll give me a dirty look. God I love dirty looks.

I love it when the girls at GAF post pics, I think every single one is very pretty in their own way and I have to refrain from saving any of your pics as to not feel like a creep. That being said, I do have a video of the girl Serafetia was supposed to be somewhere, they were at the site of hers when Sera was finally ousted, I decided to save them for whatever reason :lol

I think Alyssa is liking this thread a bit too much

 

[miyuru]

It doesn't grow very well around where I live. Not many cows.

I don't know, it's felony where I live, i guess I base "hard" on the fact that I could be in jail for a while if I was caught with it.

Where do you live?

And Shawn, that's a step in the right fuckin' direction haha. Hope she was good.

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

...And what the fuck do cows have to do with it? Hell, I have never seen a single cow in the Dandenong’s (up in the mountains of Melbourne – rainforest territory)

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

I repeat it. I absolutely HATE Alyssa Dejour. And she's a joke character.

.. and I don't care, and I am not going to spread hate just because you hate me. Honey, you can dislike the things I say, and you can disagree with my comments, and that's cool, you are entitled to your opinion. No doubt many people here don't like my opinion. And rightly so, that is their fair choice. But why do you hate me? You don't even know me?
Honey, no matter how much you hate me, I ain't gonna hate you back. That's how wars start, and I ain't interested. I still don’t hate you. And I still wish you happiness, no matter how much hate you have to give me. I won’t stop being nice to you, no matter what you do.
*kisses*

 

[LakeEarth]

.. and I don't care, and I am not going to spread hate just because you hate me. Honey, you can dislike the things I say, and you can disagree with my comments, and that's cool, you are entitled to your opinion. No doubt many people here don't like my opinion. And rightly so, that is their fair choice. But why do you hate me? You don't even know me?
Honey, no matter how much you hate me, I ain't gonna hate you back. That's how wars start, and I ain't interested. I still don’t hate you. And I still wish you happiness, no matter how much hate you have to give me. I won’t stop being nice to you, no matter what you do.
*kisses*

:lol Ghandi would be fucking proud.

 

[909er]

...And what the fuck do cows have to do with it? Hell, I have never seen a single cow in the Dandenong’s (up in the mountains of Melbourne – rainforest territory)

At least the ones that are used around here grow on cow shit.

And mull, I'm assuming that's weed, is illegal, but smoking it and possesing anything under a half ounce is a misdemeanor. Meaning a slap on the wrist fine.

 

[Foreign Jackass]

.. and I don't care, and I am not going to spread hate just because you hate me. Honey, you can dislike the things I say, and you can disagree with my comments, and that's cool, you are entitled to your opinion. No doubt many people here don't like my opinion. And rightly so, that is their fair choice. But why do you hate me? You don't even know me?
Honey, no matter how much you hate me, I ain't gonna hate you back. That's how wars start, and I ain't interested. I still don’t hate you. And I still wish you happiness, no matter how much hate you have to give me. I won’t stop being nice to you, no matter what you do.
*kisses*

I don't disagree with your opinion, I disagree with the whole concept of you, living on this planet. I say there should be a law against this concept.

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

At least the ones that are used around here grow on cow shit.

And mull, I'm assuming that's weed, is illegal, but smoking it and possesing anything under a half ounce is a misdemeanor. Meaning a slap on the wrist fine.

..Ahhh, maybe THAT'S why they didn't grow in my backyard... although it still doesn't explain the Dandenong’s!
God bless Australia!

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

I don't disagree with your opinion, I disagree with the whole concept of you, living on this planet. I say there should be a law against this concept.

Why? What did I do to you? Seriously, I am intrigued. I have to know. Hell, I can understand why I may piss you off, hell; half the women on this planet piss me off!!
But why do you hate me? Jeez, I am just some dumb bitch with an opinion, who the hell cares? Why do I irk you so much? You have been so nasty to me and I just don’t understand why. In all seriousness, what the hell did I do to you?
You seem like an okay kinda dude to me. So what did I do to you to make you so mad? If I seriously offended you with my humour I am truly sorry, but please let me know so I can rectify this situation… I didn’t mean to offend you and I don’t want to have this hatred between us (well, from you to me).. like seriously, what did I do? Can I fix it? Can I make peace with you?

 

[Attack You]

(quietly sweeps under carpet)

 

[pollo]

Why? What did I do to you? Seriously, I am intrigued. I have to know. Hell, I can understand why I may piss you off, hell; half the women on this planet piss me off!!
But why do you hate me? Jeez, I am just some dumb bitch with an opinion, who the hell cares? Why do I irk you so much? You have been so nasty to me and I just don’t understand why. In all seriousness, what the hell did I do to you?
You seem like an okay kinda dude to me. So what did I do to you to make you so mad? If I seriously offended you with my humour I am truly sorry, but please let me know so I can rectify this situation… I didn’t mean to offend you and I don’t want to have this hatred between us (well, from you to me).. like seriously, what did I do? Can I fix it? Can I make peace with you?

Dont be a girl
Be ubiquitous

Other than that I dont think youre gonna change his opinion of you

 

[miyuru]

I don't disagree with your opinion, I disagree with the whole concept of you, living on this planet. I say there should be a law against this concept.

:lol :lol :lol

This isn't the hate thread. IMO if you have problems with somebody you should PM them rather than wasting a post over it (and if you have any balls you should just keep to yourself). I really think mods should do something regarding all the hate on this board. I mean we are entitled to our own opinions regarding one another, it'd be impossible for everyone to like each other on GAF for sure. That's fine. But really when you make a post like that it starts to get personal.

 

[Tamanon]

Maybe Foreign Jackass is really Greekboy and Alyssa is stealing his "thunder" :lol

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

Dont be a girl
Be ubiquitous

Other than that I dont think youre gonna change his opinion of you

Well I am a girl and I am not GreekBoy, so there isn't much that can be done about that. And he is entitled to his opinion. I just don't want to have this stupid hatred war, it is stupid and pointless, and I won't buy into it. But I have to know, seriously!
And mods, please don't lock this thread because of this, there is no serious offence taking place here, this was a wonderful thread that was started by Fart, possibly as a joke, but look what wonderful things have come from it. So please don't lock this because of this, all is good and love is still in the world.. keep those confessions coming people, you ROCK!

 

[distantmantra]

- I'm 20 years old, and I've only had sex with 2 girls.

What's wrong with that? I didn't have sex until I was 19 and at 24 I've only slept with three women (two were virgins, I want my "twice bloodied member" tag back!). I don't plan on finding a number four.

Be proud of only two, better than being a manwhore.

 

[haunts]

- I meditate 30 min every morning at least.


- Ive skipped work to practice street fighter combos, literally, all day.


- Reading real books (aside from Buddhist texts) makes me sleepy after about 5 minutes but I can read internet forums for hours on end.


- I end up dancing every time I have a couple drinks regardless of what type of music is playing.


- I reccomend meditaiton and Buddhism to virtualy everyone I meet irl.

 

[Incognito]

:lol :lol :lol

This isn't the hate thread. IMO if you have problems with somebody you should PM them rather than wasting a post over it (and if you have any balls you should just keep to yourself). I really think mods should do something regarding all the hate on this board. I mean we are entitled to our own opinions regarding one another, it'd be impossible for everyone to like each other on GAF for sure. That's fine. But really when you make a post like that it starts to get personal.

...

this forum doesn't need another mod, champ.

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

:lol :lol :lol

This isn't the hate thread. IMO if you have problems with somebody you should PM them rather than wasting a post over it (and if you have any balls you should just keep to yourself). I really think mods should do something regarding all the hate on this board. I mean we are entitled to our own opinions regarding one another, it'd be impossible for everyone to like each other on GAF for sure. That's fine. But really when you make a post like that it starts to get personal.

Thanks Miyuru, I appreciate your support, but still, don't ban him mods, I really want to know what I did and if I can fix it. Please!
But if he does this to anyone else who is not to okay with it, be my guest. At least wait until I get my reply.

 

[Attack You]

And mods, please don't lock this thread because of this, there is no serious offence taking place here, this was a wonderful thread that was started by Fart, possibly as a joke, but look what wonderful things have come from it. So please don't lock this because of this, all is good and love is still in the world.. keep those confessions coming people, you ROCK!

I think Alyssa is, at most, two steps away from printing out this entire thread and framing it.

 

[enjoy bell woods]

I don't disagree with your opinion, I disagree with the whole concept of you, living on this planet. I say there should be a law against this concept.

I love you so much.

 

[miyuru]

Nah I don't think a ban is appropriate at all. It'd just be nice if the mods would maybe just send a little PM or something. All this hate really gets in the way of discussion sometimes...

Anyway I thought up another confession but it's nothing too interesting...

At work I never use vermouth in my martinis :lol

Edit:

incog: I wouldn't like to be a mod. People would just hate me a lot more haha. And I'm not pining to be a mod either, no worries.

 

[Incognito]

you can't be serious. this is a forum. i don't think anyone really cares that there is "hate" stifiling discussion. because when we X out the forum, normal life resumes.

 

[enjoy bell woods]

miyuru, join us over at OA. It's a fun place.

 

[slayn]

stop with the teasing.

If you have a story tell, tell it, don't say, 'one time, this increible thing happened.' And end with that >_<

those of us at work need something to do!


I wish I had stories to tell

 

[demi]

I just rubbed one out.

 

[Foreign Jackass]

Wow, what a moronic thing to say, oh it's not a hate thread, blahblah.

I have another shocking confession to make.

I hate the guts of miruyu. I want to tear apart his ugly face, and take a shit in his blown apart mouth. I want your face to never be able to express the same expressions that you are wearing in your avatar, so that no one on the planet would ever suffer from your stupid face.

And you, Alyssa, have done nothing, absolutely nothing to hurt me. The things you write, your attitude, you just annoy me to death. It's just that simple.

And my life is pretty shitty right now, so you gotta pay for it. And miruyu, don't offer any kind of help to make my life better, and don't even say you're sorry for me or whatever, or I'll just blow your fucking face off.

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

c'mon dude, it's like 5.30 am, and yes I am addicted to GAF because I am still here... hurry up because I don't have to wait until I wake up for this... let's make peace, in all seriousness!

 

[distantmantra]

stop with the teasing.

If you have a story tell, tell it, don't say, 'one time, this increible thing happened.' And end with that >_<

those of us at work need something to do!


I wish I had stories to tell

I have one that I've been tempted to write up, but I doubt you'd believe it as it seriously sounds like bad erotica and ends with FHUTA. Besides, I'm at work and would rather not have a coworker come by and see what I was writing.

 

[Foreign Jackass]

c'mon dude, it's like 5.30 am, and yes I am addicted to GAF because I am still here... hurry up because I don't have to wait until I wake up for this... let's make peace, in all seriousness!

Aw fuck it, I admit it, I just wanna fuck.

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

okay, he's now fucked with miruyu, so ban the dude. Don't fuck with my friends!
I still don't hate you though and I'll still be nice to you when you get back.
I know that will piss you off more so.