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[galvatron]

How do you miss the Gore call?!

 

[ramoisdead]

Well there's your new WWE Network show: Meet The Slaters.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Did Zack really have to be the guy to lose the match? Fuck Mojo jo jo

 

[Ultratech]

Fantastic.

(Slater/Rhyno better win this tourney.)

 

[LiQuid!]

Zack Ryder being a full time Hype Bro is already my hell on earth, but him eating pins from Rhino means that God is real and he wants nothing but eternal suffering for me.

 

[ramoisdead]

Man, Slater's tongueless daughter knows how to commit to the role. The rest of the roster should take note.

 

[The Strokes]

Jeez, Paige is cakeless.

It's the stand, brother.

 

[Dick Justice]

TFW Santino looks as big as Goldberg.

 

[Xion385]

Zack Ryder being a full time Hype Bro is already my hell on earth, but him eating pins from Rhino means that God is real and he wants nothing but eternal suffering for me.

He'll cry on Emma later.

 

[ReiGun]

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/773327119640170496 SD wouldn't even air this

WWE fucking up a lot more than usual this week. We're back in the dark days

How can anyone not love Slater at this point? Best character in the E right now.

 

[Indelible]

The Usos are just awful.

 

[Toki767]

They sound like Miz.

 

[galvatron]

Titus status confirmed

 

[Tom Nook]

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/773327119640170496 SD wouldn't even air this

WWE fucking up a lot more than usual this week. We're back in the dark days

Should have shown this on the main show.

 

[cordy]

Usos are more like The Rock on the mic than Reigns is.

 

[ramoisdead]

Nice heel promo by the Usos. Now get rid of the face paint and come out in business suits.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

TFW Santino looks as big as Goldberg.

Goldberg looks like he has an entity attached to his knee.

 

[Dick Justice]

This Miz-Lite promo.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Renee does "confused and uncomfortable with this situation" very well

 

[Bluekaveli]

Renee does "confused and uncomfortable with this situation" very well

That's her regular look imo

 

[Skatterd]

This Smackdown was depressing me and then I remembered tomorrow is Lucha Underground + Neo Reveal

I'm good now.

 

[LiQuid!]

The Usos are just awful.

"Hey Jimmy and Jey, remember that fire promo from Miz a couple weeks ago? Now's your time to shine, grab a stick, get out there and get fucking lit!"

"UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE"

 

[Xion385]

Renee does "confused and uncomfortable with this situation" very well

That's probably from dating Dean.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

That's probably from dating Dean.

Because he's so wacky!

 

[Anth0ny]

TFW Santino looks as big as Goldberg.

woah

I was just there last week for a house show lol

didn't know goldberg was in town

 

[LiQuid!]

He'll cry on Emma later.

I wonder if having a beautiful woman to cry on really helps alleviate living a broken and unfulfilling life. Too bad I'll never know.

 

[NastyBook]

TFW Santino looks as big as Goldberg.

Everytime I look at that MMA gimmick video of Santino's, I get a little teary eyed.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Slater in a PPV?

 

[Toki767]

They really need to stop showing that promo to promote Talking Smack if it's not leading to anything.

 

[DMczaf]

Fuck Ambrose.

Give the belt to The Face That Runs This Place.

 

[The Strokes]

Slater in a PPV?

Slater winning a title in a PPV. We did it.

 

[Chamber]

That's her regular look imo

That's her only look.

 

[Keyser Soze]

AJ should be wary of the top rope when entering the ring tonight...

CONTINUITY!!

 

[galvatron]

 

[ramoisdead]

WTF just happened on commentary?

 

[sf2fanatic]

Slater winning at title in a PPV. We did it.

Time to cue up the OutKast Ms Jackson gif if it happens

 

[ReiGun]

Someone take away Mauro Ranallo's internet access and TV so he can't make any more pop culture references.

 

[Aeternus Malum]

Y'all like Slater and Rhyno now but y'all gonna flame when they beat American Alpha in the finals

Sick and flabby

Those jeans ain't flattering

 

[OriginofHysteria]

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/773327119640170496 SD wouldn't even air this

WWE fucking up a lot more than usual this week. We're back in the dark days

So which two are his actual kids?

 

[DMczaf]

Muh Champ!!!! ;_;

 

[Bluekaveli]

They sound like hyenas

 

[illmatic22]

Joe Frazier, Mauro.

Don't make Philly references if ya can't get it right.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

WTF just happened on commentary?

Mauro said Smoking Joe Louis instead of Smokin Joe Frazier.

 

[cordy]

Paige is flatter than Axel's paycheck.

 

[Xion385]

AJ should be wary of the top rope when entering the ring tonight...

CONTINUITY!!

AJ can't runaway from those ropes from Chikara.

 

[Cheat Code]

AJ wearing that armband will never not be funny.

 

[DMczaf]

AJ wearing that armband will never not be funny.

He never gives up

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Muh Champ!!!! ;_;

I thought your champ was Seff, friend.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

My wacky senses are tingling

 

[Chamber]

Paige is flatter than Axel's paycheck.