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Should I staminate a 17 year old?

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Ned Flanders

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Texas law is a-ok with it, and god knows she looks 25. The societal guilt I've built up about even considering it flees quickly when she rubs her uber-soft, seductively fragrant frame against me. I wither in the face of her powers of enticement. She's dumb as a rock, and not too sexually experienced (Virgin? *gulp*), but damn is she built for the biz.

I'm actually past the "she's too young" issue (I'm not big on guilt anymore) and more on some "I hope she doesn't get sprung and go pyscho" kind of shit. She's clearly infatuated with me already. But damn I'm a sucker for pretty pussy.

What would you do if you were the Staminator? Find alternative, older-yet-equally-as-tantalizing pussy that would require a lot of effort and going out of my way? Or bang the extraordinarily hot, potentially psycho, convenient youngster?
 
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Meier

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(It had to be done)
 
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Ned Flanders

Banned
I see the situation as analogous to what Dave Chapelle said about Bill and Monica. I'm a busy man, and I don't have time to go out a shop around for ass. You grab whats convenient..close to you. I see this girl weekly, and if I tried to brush her advances off every time I saw her, my fucking head (and likely my swollen cock) would explode from the pressure. Plus MTV is pumping me full of Lindsay Lohan, Laguna Beach (The REAL OC! My favorite guilty pleasure..), and JoJo, so I've got all this borderline-pedo bombardment swimming in my brain every time I see her.

Yes, I'm a sad fuck, but I've adopted the policy of "steer into the skid". Lifes more fun that way..:)
 
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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
Again, how old are you? It depends on if you're 22 or 32.
 
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SlickWilly223

Time ta STEP IT UP
Hey, if the 17 year olds ain't doing it for her, then take it upon yourself to show her what an extra few years of age can do for a man's experience....
 
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Ned Flanders

Banned
Yes she lives with her parents. And I'm *cough* blenty-pour *cough*. I see this as an opportunity to enlighten...enlighten by stewarding her into the world of rawkus sexual indulgence and unbridled pleasure. But I fear for tire-slashing and rabbit-boiling if she's not mature enough to separate pleasure from commitment.
 
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sefskillz

shitting in the alley outside your window
Ned Flanders said:
But I fear for tire-slashing and rabbit-boiling if she's not mature enough to separate pleasure from commitment.
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She's not mature enough to seperate pleasure from commitment. Don't ever think she is. Do it anyways.
 
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AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Look at this way, she'll be 18 soon. It's like saving up for a car...or something like that. Just fuckin' hit it, dude.
 
Grizzlyjin

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
"...bang the extraordinarily hot, potentially psycho, convenient youngster"

How can you write that sentence and NOT know what to do?
 
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RaymondCarver

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I'm in college, and two of my girlfriends started this way:

Roughly, both were 16 when I met them and turned 17 shortly thereafter when I got involved with them. I was 17 at the time of the first one and 19 at the time of the second one. Go for the gusto. And, remember Ladytron's lyrics
Album : Light and Magic


They only want you when you're seventeen
When you're twenty-one
You're no fun
They take a polaroid and let you go
Say they'll let you know
So come on
(*repeat 7 times*)

We only want you when you're seventeen
When you're twenty-one
You're no fun
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In all seriousness, I think your relationship is 100% O.K.
 
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Vibri

Banned
Does anyone outside Mormons really feel guilty about screwing young girls in this day and age? You guys ever see how they dress today? If you aren't fucking them, someone else is.
 
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drohne

hyperbolically metafictive
i screwed a 17 year old freshman when i was 21. and then made the mistake of joking about it to my friends. it somehow got back to her, and she somehow got the idea that i was only interested because she was underage. i got dumped, and got a reputation as a pervert!

but that said: go for it. there's no real difference between a 17 year old and an 18 year old.
 
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Incognito

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yea, go for it. i dated a 17 year old earlier this year. they're cute, but damn they're dumber than a bag full of alphasnakes!

they're INSANELY jealous, too. however, the benefits outweigh the scream fests and hour long phone calls.
 
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Manabanana

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If I had a 17 year old year sister, and some 24 year old wanted to screw her for pleasure, I'd want to smash his skull with a tire iron. That's just me. The fact that she lives with her parents makes it weird, IMO. Not my call, obviously.
 
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reggieandTFE

Member
I've just met a nimble young 17-year old who wants " a fling" despite knowing I'm in Cleveland only until the election. ***gulp***




....Shit, I'm only 22 and the age of consent in Ohio is 16 anyways so I won't feel so dirty.:)
 
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DJ Demon J

Banned
I bagged a 17 year old when I was 23 (she told me she was 18).

Ned, I would warn you to remember the old adage, "17 gets you 25," but if it's legal in Texas, HIT IT.
 
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DCX

DCX
Notice he hasn't mentioned his age yet :p I'm guessing he might be older than 24...irrelavent thought, get what you can get...when you can get it!!!

DCX
 
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revivalist

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Well, you guys are asking for pictures... so I don't see why I can't put a picture of my young piece on here...
I'm not even going to tell you how old she is.
Nor will I tell you how old I am. ;)
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edit: Needless to say, Ned, you must hit it.
 
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sonatinas

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this sounds like some trailer park story

all trailer park stories end up the same = woman gets pregnant and guy is laid off from his job
 
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EdLuva

Member
DCX said:
Notice he hasn't mentioned his age yet :p I'm guessing he might be older than 24...irrelavent thought, get what you can get...when you can get it!!!

DCX
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I didn't think he mentioned his age, either, but he gave a clue in one of the posts above.

"And I'm *cough* blenty-pour *cough*."
 
lachesis

lachesis

Member
Flip a coin. Thats what I would do. ;)
When you flip a coin (force yourself for quick decision), I always find out what I "really" wanted.

lachesis
 
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norinrad21

Banned
Hit it before some high school football playing idiot comes along, fucks her and ruins the exprience of what it could have been between you two.

Holland Rocks in that regard, you can bag them from 16 :D

actually i think its from 14 but i'm not sick bastard.



Hit it like all those moments would be lost like tears in the rain
 
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Lane_Myer

Member
Ned Flanders said:
I'm a busy man, and I don't have time to go out a shop around for ass. You grab whats convenient..close to you.

Yes, I'm a sad fuck, but I've adopted the policy of "steer into the skid". Lifes more fun that way..
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absolute poetry.

dont think about the present, think about 10 years from now. if you pass up this opportunity will you look back and regret it? who on their deathbed says "i wish i didnt have so much sex"?
 
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