Vindictive weasels, pop-culture fanboys and media zealots took to pedantry in order to boycott an otherwise worthwhile discussion to have. This is what happened.
Almost a week later this ridiculous crap is still going despite my best effort to explain... and people wonder why threads about toilet humor, PR tweets, astroturfed hype and hidden product advertisement are all that remain.
@mods just close this thread already, you've already ensured that no fruitful discussion can be had anyway.