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[Zushin]

Why the fuck do I live in this country.

 

[Baraka in the White House]

This shit fascinates me because it's so absurdly gluttonous. I just imagine a few of this thing's snake bros slithering by and being all like, "Hey bro you wanna go play some 3 on 3?"

"Nah man I just ate. Im'a catch you next year."

 

[CountAntonius]

That snake's face in the end "I've made a huge mistake."

Worth it.

 

[adamsappel]

Are the snakes essentially helpless while they digest a meal like that? At least for a while, I'd assume it's hard to even move.

 

[Fury Sense]

I hope the snake gets bigger and stronger and eats more crocodiles and continues to get bigger and stronger until it becomes the new prime minister

 

[J_Lee]

And this is the reason I will never go near Australia all of your wild life is on some type of steroids.

 

[Yagharek]

Australian food chain.

White sharks get eaten by crocodiles.
Crocodiles get eaten by snakes.
Snakes get killed by redback spiders.
Redback spider gets eaten by mud wasps.
Mud wasps get eaten by Willy Wagtails.

 

[keuja]

How the hell does the snake even digest something like a whole alligator?
Does it secrete some kind of Xenomorph acid inside?

 

[JaseC]

Australian food chain.

White sharks get eaten by crocodiles.
Crocodiles get eaten by snakes.
Snakes get killed by redback spiders.
Redback spider gets eaten by mud wasps.
Mud wasps get eaten by Willy Wagtails.

I've always loved the name Willie Wagtail. If I didn't know any better and you told me that it was the name of an Aussie country music star from the 70s, I'd believe you.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

What kind of snake?

 

[James Woods]

What a dumb snake. Earned its death, piece of shit.

 

[Noirulus]

PLEASE

 

[Sydle]

I did not know they went after crocodiles. I've got a bit more respect for the now, even though this one's likely going to burst.

 

[Resident4t.]

And now I feel like throwing up.

 

[Beaniedude]

I've always loved the name Willie Wagtail. If I didn't know any better and you told me that it was the same of an Aussie country music star from the 70s, I'd believe you.

Willy Wagtails are the worst. They are the most evil of all animals. They're so angry all the time!

Look at those evil eyebrows.

Yeah something is going to go down. You can feel it in the air.

But that snake is pretty much helpless for the next year or so right? I don't see it lasting much longer.

 

[y2dvd]

That's a huge meal. That snake probably doesn't have to eat until next year.

 

[Reversed]

Imagine the poop.

 

[Rawket Lawnchair]

I hope the snake gets bigger and stronger and eats more crocodiles and continues to get bigger and stronger until it becomes the new prime minister

And after a few million years...

 

[Vilam]

Wait, people actually swim in that lake? That's be like swimming in the Everglades... wtf?

 

[soepje]

Damn, that can't feel good. If it doesn't rip it's just a sitting duck for the next crocodile to come along.

 

[Dash_]

Worth it.

That's one regretful snake.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Imagine the poop.

A croc of shit.

 

[abracadaver]

 

[Chuck Norris]

I thought we just had small extremely poisonous snakes in Australia

 

[Demy]

 

[dc89]

A croc of shit.

Bravo.

 

[Austriacus]

If you guys really think thats disturbing google "giant anaconda". You will have nightmares till the day you die. Such things shouldnt exist in this world. Ive seen them trying to eat cows with my own eyes.

 

[MIMIC]

LMAO, but why, tho?

 

[Bollocks]

Wait, there's no video?
How on earth did no one film this, it's 2014 ffs?

 

[speedpop]

I thought we just had small extremely poisonous snakes in Australia

We still have large pythons and shit, just nothing that could rival a boa or anaconda.

 

[Clydefrog]

RIP Crocodilejandro.

lol now I want a gaffer with this name

 

[dc89]

If you guys really think thats disturbing google "giant anaconda". You will have nightmares till the day you die. Such things shouldnt exist in this world. Ive seen them trying to eat cows with my own eyes.

No. Nope. Nuh-uh. I'm outta here.

 

[Majine]

I saw a bird outside my window today.

What did you see, Australia?

 

[Twilight Gap]

I saw a bird outside my window today.

What did you see, Australia?

 

[Jak140]

Australia--not even once.

 

[HalfBakedProphet]

I didn't realize Australia had large constrictors. Just another reason to stay the hell away, I suppose

 

[Mush]

NOPE

I'm staying in NZ, fuck this shit.

 

[dc89]

Karl Pilkington on Australia.

I don't like Idiot Abroad, but in the Ricky Gervais show he actually has some points here regarding Australia and it's dangerous wildlife.

 

[Dryk]

I saw a bird outside my window today.

What did you see, Australia?

A sparrow. It's been a boring day.

I didn't realize Australia had large constrictors. Just another reason to stay the hell away, I suppose

Eh, our pythons are only 2m on average, 3 or 4 if they're lucky. Reasonably popular pets for reptiles too.

 

[Dryk]

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[FantasticMrFoxdie]

G/A/F yup.

 

[Austriacus]

Karl Pilkington on Australia.

I don't like Idiot Abroad, but in the Ricky Gervais show he actually has some points here regarding Australia and it's dangerous wildlife.

Australia isnt subtle with its dangerous species, and thats why its not so bad. At least you know that something can kill you just by looking.

In the amazon you can die at the hands of cute lil blue frogs(poison dart frogs) or small ants which have a sting that is equivalent to being shot in terms of pain(and continuous for 24 hours)

Ive been to both places. You can go to australia and enjoy the wildlife safely. Theres no one coming to save you in the depths of the amazon. Theres a reason why thousands of new species are discovered there every year. That place is like going into Hades itself, its just greener.

 

[Nerokis]

So the crocodile's will was broken, and it just resigned itself to being consumed. I wonder how long it sat in gooey darkness before it died.

 

[Hey You]

Our snakes are hardcore in Australia!

Here's another take:

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Ms Corlis says the incident has not discouraged her from swimming at Lake Moondarra in the future.

You Australians are either fucking crazy or brave motherfuckers.

 

[Kickz]

This is why I like living in the frozen tundra that is Midwest, most shit is dead 8 months of the year.

 

[Mondy]

You Australians are either fucking crazy or brave motherfuckers.

A bit of both. Australia's wildlife are our neighbours, not our enemies.

 

[Doctor West]

Why did I click this before going to bed???

 

[akira28]

those constrictors are pure fucking muscle. You touch one and it's fucking solid and heavy and strangely warm. A croc trying to bite one in half is probably going to have a hard time.

edit: the only thing I can think would be to try to attack the head. Probably it's weakest point.

 

[Rayven_king]

I live in africa so I'm used to dangerous shit but what in the blue fuck

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Cool pics. Fresh water croc I'm pretty sure, not really dangerous for humans and it's pretty small, probably less than a meter.

Some friend of a friend on facebook was there

"Errr help"