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[firehawk12]

The only porn film with more talking than sex.

 

[Astral]

So is it worth watching or what?

 

[RRockman]

I dunno what I hate more, the porn parody itself, or the fact that they are using codec and it hasn't been invented yet.

 

[OG Shaka Zulu]

Greatness

 

[Mr. Pointy]

This'll probably be better than most of the Quiet SFM I've seen.

 

[Two Words]

Does Snake yell "Liquid!" on the money shot?

 

[Shmuppers]

 

[Spukc]

That guy needs to have his eyes checked

 

[CrimsonSquall]

She's a real snake eater is my new favorite line

 

[hateradio]

If it's a phantom peen, does it even exist.


That magical peen.

 

[nicanica]

 

[Tom Nook]

Porn has changed.......

Hahaha

 

[i-Jest]

Jim Sterling, please do a "Parody Reviewed" of this!

Pls.

 

[Bedameister]

Jim Sterling, please do a "Parody Reviewed" of this!

Pls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxq_HUUCNXc

 

[Steroyd]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxq_HUUCNXc

YEEEEEEEES the hero we deserve.

Also dat retort after Hussey Hushy's first words. *dead*

 

[J.EM1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxq_HUUCNXc

lol watching now.

 

[Bluth54]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxq_HUUCNXc

Aww yes. Jim is by far the best videogame porno reviewer.

 

[jiggles]

That fucking cardboard box bit. I'm dead

 

[BasedKiliK]

A whole new meaning to #FucKonami.

 

[i-Jest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxq_HUUCNXc

Oh dear god yes....

 

[PtM]

Kind of surprised this hasn't happened already

Kept you waiting, huh?

 

[BlackBuzzard]

I really want to know what Kojima's reaction is.

 

[Hermii]

Will quiet be quiet or loud in this film? I bet loud.

 

[BlackBuzzard]

Will quiet be quiet or loud in this film? I bet loud.

She was kinda loud, probably has to do with taking it up the ass.

 

[acm2000]

Unfortunately the woman in this is pretty ugly, as with most of these parody's.

 

[televator]

Big Boss' original code name was "Naked Snake." Lets find out why...

 

[Vilix]

Unlike MGSV, this one has a real ending.

A happy ending at that. 😜

 

[Yaqoub]

Looking forward to seeing how the effects of Wolbachia will be depicted in this masterpiece.

 

[13ruce]

That parody review from Jim was glorious.

 

[hateradio]

I want a Snake on Ocelot or Kaz version. 🙄

 

[synce]

Is that a codec screen? Already better than the actual game

 

[Phreak47]

Uh - oh! The fuck have started to move!

 

[SPCTRE]

Frequency 69.69

nice

this thing is amazing on every level

 

[killatopak]

They literally fucked Konami.

 

[Cow Mengde]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxq_HUUCNXc

All right! Been waiting for this!

 

[NiiloPielinen]

They literally fucked Konami.

Are you speaking figuratively or is there a character called Konami in the film?

 

[PtM]

Are you speaking figuratively or is there a character called Konami in the film?

figuratively literally

 

[Ducktail]

LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR A DEED I'M GOING TO BE ASHAMED OF

HAHAHA. Damnit.

The trailer is so good. Worthy of having been directed by kojima.

 

[TommyTosser]

That guy needs to have his eyes checked

 

[AkimbO_Arcana]

No words...😱

Any deeds...😏?

 

[SolidChamp]

"Kept you cumming, huh?"

 

[Johannsson]

Chapter 3!

 

[kqedequalsvolvo]

He's coming too? Roger that

Big up this, VERY GOOD.

 

[MrS]

Sterling's review was fucking gold. My hero

 

[Schlorgan]

Sterling review: https://youtu.be/Wxq_HUUCNXc